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They/them, has the late 20s scaries Bringing you queer fandom content since 2012🫡

[lamignonette]

[elishaalexzander]

Correct.

[flowergirlmiwa]

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Thirty-seven days????

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

[hippy-craic]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself

[analog-delight]

If you are looking for reasons to be a girl, if you are tallying up experiences that other trans women have that you relate to, listen to me.

You do not need convincing.

You need conviction.

You already know that you're a woman. Do something about it.

[analog-delight]

There is still time. But this is a double-edged sword. One day the urgency will catch up with you and eat you from the inside out.

Don't wait.

The second best time to be a woman is tomorrow.

The best time is today. Right now. Please.

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[primaryass]

its just that sabran and ead actually fell for each other like ead wasnt sent there to court her or make her love her she just was sent there to protect her by the priory. worked in her court. told sabran the truth when everyone else told her what she wanted to hear. sabran then obviously had never had that happen before and hasnt even been outside her CASTLE bro like her whole 28 years shes been sheltered and her only "friends" are basically servants and Loth and loth is gone ! then theres ead who she notices only randomly basically after 8 years of working for her and falls for her! (not rly randomly but like whatever read the book) and eads just treating her like a human and not a figurehead and thats what she needed 😭 ALSO eads literally HIDING HER IDENTITY sabran thinks shes the only one that tells her the truth and she is but she is also LYING. ABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT HER. and sabran values that shes the only one truthful with her when under it all shes lying just like everyone else but ugghhh LITERALLY SABRANS WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE TOO THO like. her whole religion her whole world her whole everything shes known is a big ole fat juicy lie and shes felt her whole life like shes just a womb for the next queen and fuuuck

ALSO OUGH eads out here just caring for sabran like putting roses under her pillow so she can sleep like thats so sweet man but she doesnt even think shes down bad shes like surely this is normal. and i LOVE SABRAN shes so bold when she grabs eads hand in front of roslain (i think) and then thanks her and kisses her cheek like girl is so bold!!!!!! howd she get so bold!!!!!! and when theyre hunting and theyre flriting with each other just in front of her ladies they musta been like 👀 eads got the sauce...?

im not done tho and im not there in my reread yet but when loth and ead make it back to inys. and theyve saved sabran and loth ead and her are talking - last time loth was here, ead and sabran didnt know each other. they became close while he was exiled so now they have a whole new dynamic. eads like bantering with her and talking back and theyre being almost rude and loth is just there like whaaaatt the fuckkk did i miss???????? do you need to be alone like am i interrupting WHAT is happening.

also i may not be your queen but i am yours and you will find that i can also be generous GIRL IM GONNA DIE. edit: she says this before she eats her out btw just by the fucking way

she also has a sense of humor and i love this book a lot alright im done for now.

[primaryass]

everytime someone likes this my heart grows another size btw

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[evilvillain123456789]

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

[cognitohazardous]

then its literally not you girl

[locked-n-lewded-requiem]

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

[dikubutto]

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

[sapphireh3arts]

today is the ten year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. a full decade ago, i lost a friend and a coworker. i was lucky. i had friends that lost several people. today, please remember and fight for all those that have died to live the live they should have been free to. i'll always remember you, Cory.