Balls.

Michael. 19

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

God Fuck: Part 2

It's nice to see that beautiful, smiling face rocking out to your band in the crowd. You see her smiling at you, the smile that says, "My boyfriend's a rock star," even if she's the only one in the venue. It's easy to play a good show when you see that face in the crowd. Even if the room is full, it's just you and her. And once you get off stage, she runs up to you and gives you the biggest hug and kiss ever, even though you are crazy sweaty. It's nice to say that I have that.

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

This is the 7th time checking to make sure if my heater was off.

After staring at the unplugged chord for two minutes, plugging it back in, turning the switch on and back off, and then unplugging it, I was sure that the heater was off. Michael Lee: Safest Man Alive.

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

No, I did not ask you what the time is three times consecutively because I am hard of hearing. I asked you because the first two times you sounded like you didn't mean it.

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

God Fuck

I miss being on stage and seeing a beautiful, smiling face enjoying your music and rocking out to your band. That face keeps looking at you and smiling and even though you're playing a show, you smile back because that face is smiling at you, only you. There could be a thousand people in the room, but at that moment it's just you and her; she's all that matters. Once you finish that last song in your set, there they are just waiting for you to get off stage and you go to them before you do anything else or tear any equipment down. They hug you so tight, not caring how sweaty you are. You kiss them and they tell you how great you did and they say how much they loved it, not because they are obligated to, but because they are your band's biggest fan. That's one of those feelings that are irreplaceable, a feeling I haven't felt since far too long.

[officialscud]

mY PSYCHOLOGY TEACHER SHOwED THIS TO THE CLASS TODAY AND IM STILL LAUGHIOGN OMG JUST WATCH IT

[peaceroxi]

omfG

[underthepalmsweare-deactivated2]

WHY DID IT TAKE THAT KID 12 TIMES TO FLINCH

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

I.CANT.STOP.LAUGHING.

[firstworlddisneyproblems]

terrifying

[thesylverlining]

This is the literal only time Sulley has ever been scary to me

This is the only possible way I could find him frightening

no

[yohoyohoadisneylifeforme]

Mike’s face says it all.

[illest-babe-around]

i was high when i saw him like that and i fell off my bed and died for 20 mins

[buzzfeed]

[fruitsgardens]

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

Dude on the right is like, "Phil, what the fuck are you doing?"

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

God, I despise feminists.

[egberts]

i love puns so much this is making me cry

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

I should wash my penis with this. That would be the most action I've gotten in months.

[ruinedchildhood]

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

I tried this and had the same results.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Spaghetti Hamster Photoshop Battle [via]

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

[thebatglare-deactivated20140210]

This would be me

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

Let's just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Fox news used the term "selfie."

[beyondbeefy]

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

I love all of my followers.

Because they are the shit. DON'T TALK JIVE ABOUT MY FOLLOWERS.

[kamerlortoriginal-deactivated20]

oH MY GOD I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO MAKE A DRINK AND MY BROTHER HAS FRIENDS OVER AND I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE THERE AND WHEN I ENTERED THE ROOM IN MY PAJAMAS ONE GUY WENT “hey good looking" AND HE WAS REALLY ATTRACTIVE BUT I PANICKED AND I JUST REPLIED WITH “D I C K S Q U A D"

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

[itsmichaelthough-blog]

Birthday

Birthdays are a celebration of the day that you were put on this planet. For me, today is just going to be another day. Tommy's Gun has a big show with a producer from Atlantic Records judging, so we're practicing once all the guys wake up. Then Day In, Day Out has a show this Saturday, so once Tommy's Gun is done practicing, I'm headed to the Day In, Day Out practice space and we're going to practice for that show. I'm not going to get presents, all I'm going to get is congratulations for making it further than I ever thought I would.