i'm a contradiction

[fcksalem-blog]

“Thank God. I’m Imogen Pope.”

[itsnoire]

“Nice to meet you, Miss Pope. Are you new to New York?”

[fcksalem-blog]

“I didn’t know someone could be so not funny.”

[itsnoire]

“I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I hate gum on the streets too. I’m Noire Capello, and you are?”

[fcksalem-blog]

“Are you seriously one of those assholes? Are you kidding me?”

[itsnoire]

“Nope. Totally serious, girl. I love dropping my chewed gum all over the place.”

[cadenalvarez]

“Finding great young, hot employees is harder than I thought.”

[itsnoire]

“Do I classify as great, young or hot?”

[fcksalem-blog]

My parents warned me endlessly that New York was disgusting and that I should go to Yale instead of Columbia, but I didn’t realize how much they weren’t lying until I actually got here. I’m so fed up. If I step in chewed gum one more time, the heel of my Louboutins is going to find itself in someone’s fucking eye.

[itsnoire]

“Well, that’s a little terrifying. Maybe I’ll think twice before dropping gum on the street now.”

[hadleyshifts-blog]

               “Hello Manhattanities did you missed me?”

[itsnoire]

“I’m sorry, I don’t think I know you.” 

[elisabethxreynolds-blog-blog]

“Are these shorts too short? I mean, I got a weird look from a few people and I’m thinking it’s the shorts.”

[itsnoire]

“They look fine to me.”

[dustingdfr-deactivated20150531]

Matthew Mcconaughey has to be the only human being with a catchphrase. I can’t think of any others.

[itsnoire]

Paris Hilton owns “That’s Hot”. Don’t ask how I know.

[alicecwood-blog]

“Are you challenging my memories? Only one of us can be right, and I’m pretty sure it’s me.”

[itsnoire]

“You know what? Yes. Yes I am.” 

[scarlettsimmons]

Or accidentally open an umbrella indoors.

[itsnoire]

Stop it. I’m getting anxious.

[itsnoire]

Text to; noire

Kyle: I'm not exactly over you but I know we wont be together, you picked someone over me. I'm your fucking second choice why would I want to be with you ?? you make me feel like shit, like I'm sorry for choosing the best for me? She's a bitch, she doesn't deserve you. Honestly. I'm a shitty person though Noire and you knew that. I can't help who I fall for, and don't have feelings for anymore.. you made me so mad at you for basically saying she was better and you'd rather be with her, tat I got over you quickly becaus eyou were being an asshole. don't act like im a shitty person i just think of myself as better than your second choice.

Noire: Ok bye Kyle

[scarlettsimmons]

Let’s hope you don’t crack any mirrors, either.

[itsnoire]

Or spill salt, of course.

[itsnoire]

i’ll be a bit slow this evening but i’ll be on! not feeling ultra-inspired. :/

[miss-nicoletteevans-deactivated]

“Oh well thank you kind sir. I am so thankful for your generosity.” She said, using a terrible British accent. “Well, we all know I’m not an actress.” Nicolette chuckled, shaking her head a little with the laughter she was letting out. It was nice to be so carefree, if only for a moment. She had a feeling that Noire was just a kind of person that made you sort of forget about the bad things for a moment. And she liked that. “Well, I’ll take it. Weird is my forte. And i suppose so. Lord knows I’m not a tough cookie in the conventional definition, but I mean–I’ve seen my fair share of things.” She shrugged with him and then turned pink again. “Oh well, thank you. I like yours too. I like seeing things differently. It makes me think.” She smiled, pulling her hair back into a bun to keep it out of her face. “No! That makes total sense, I understand you completely. It keeps your mind off of things.”

[itsnoire]

“You are very welcome, darling.” Noire mocked, his British accent even worse than Nicolette’s. “We all know I’m not gonna be on Jimmy Fallon doing impressions any time soon--or ever.” He teased. “Weird is my favorite type of person. We waste way too much time trying to be perfect or good, I just don’t get it. It’s better to just be yourself. And I think you do that pretty well.” He spoke sincerely. She started pulling her hair back in a bun and Noire took notice of how pretty her hair was. No word was spoken of it, but he sure noticed it. “--I’m glad you understand. So many people don’t. They think it’s just mindless violence, but it’s not.” 

[scarlettsimmons]

Oh, you were being serious?

[itsnoire]

Not insanely. I’m not like, freaky about it, but... Yeah, I don’t walk under ladders or cross the path of black cats. 

[outsiderxavery]

“O-Of course it’s broken. How about I-I serve you anyways and we b-both can forget you’re like that?”

[itsnoire]

“I guess I could do that. No hot coffee, though. That’s what caused this.” 

[itsnoire]

Text to; noire

Kyle: I'm not trying to make you feel bad. Why do you hate me?

Noire: Because you can't make up your fucking mind. You make me feel like absolute shit for taking Clarissa back & not choosing you. I think over it for DAYS, agonizing about it & trying to decide who I should be with... then when I tell you I think things are over for Clarissa & I, you're just like, "oh, I'm over you". It's shitty.