yo

hii, it's been a minute

[everythingfox]

“Medical professional having to deal with an unruly patient trying to take off their mask”

(via)

[cryptotheism]

Me: "If I was writing a sequel to the 2013 animated film "Turbo" I would include a cameo character for Eminem who is a snail named "Slime Shady""

My Guardian Angel: [smiles and adds another thread that connects me directly to god]

[memorycycle]

lets play in the food processor together

[sailorbrazil]

speechless....... wont be buying the cakes anymore im sorry this is unbelievable

[bgm05]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Unfortunately spam email subject lines is the only valid form of modern poetry

[tvneon]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

craigslist apartments have some of the most insane photography imaginable.

this looks like it came from a dream

[thesecretuncle]

Nerf Dart POV

[r0zeclawz]

the "say something" text on the message box has never felt so taunting. im so scared.

[mintkupocream]

[kaibly]

[thisisshitposting]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[vuitres]

roadhog: squeal for me

me:

[planet-motherfucker]

[svcxb]

theyre called “potions”, look it up

[nintendo-thebign]

[zackisontumblr]

WALL-E (2008)

[killjoyfag]

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

[radio-silents]

see you space cowboy