All These Love Affairs

Sarah, 24. CT. J'aime la langue française. Thinker. Feminist. Recovering pessimist and on a journey to improve my life.

[itsraininginbaltimore]

A cute boy snapchatted me seductively asking how he could help relieve my stress and I sent him a picture of my homework and he didn’t respond.

[itsraininginbaltimore]

never fucking forget 

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Sometimes I feel so much more emotionally into music than my other friends, but then I look at my mother and I know exactly where I get it from. Just tonight, I came home to her glued to the television watching a documentary on “The Who”. She called me out of my room numerous times to witness Keith Moon’s insane drum solos. She is the one who taught me to get up and dance whenever I felt like it, or how to drum on the steering wheel while still paying attention to the road or singing as loud as I can when my favorite verse comes on. She listens to my music with me and tells me how much I remind her of herself, swooning over the lead singer. Just the other day, I put my Daft Punk album on and she dropped what she was doing and came and danced with me. I can’t count how many Woodstock documentaries we’ve watched and discussed, or how many Saturdays she would play her Beatles album while she cleaned. She used to sing Beatles and Cat Stevens songs to me when I was little. She always used to make me guess the artist on the radio when we were driving in the car, “This one is a guy and his last name is a first name” Elton John. Or “This one is a group, the first word is a color” Pink Floyd I love my momma.

[itsraininginbaltimore]

jfc I found this 6 years later. 

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[gunsnhydrangeas]

fuck

[season666]

y’all honestly need to wake the fuck up and realise she’s the best popstar to exist in our lifetime, she’s honest and she’s human, she is as happy to play in a club for 30 people as she is an arena of 30,000 people. she doesn’t beat around the bush and she’s the only musician to expose the industry for what it is. so many of our favourite popstars have blantantly been influenced by her attitude but refuse to credit her.

she is the epitome of a true artist and beautiful human being yet y’all still don’t see past a dress made of meat (that was also actually a statement) utter morons

[shutupmatt]

Where is this full video???

[itsraininginbaltimore]

Watch this again

[dramatichoe]

[lyjerria]

NEVA FORGET THE SHADE

[itsraininginbaltimore]

Hero

[harrywere]

[knowanoah]

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

[hoexygen]

me: i hate myself also me: i’m amazing i love myself

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

It’s hard to know exactly what your kids will take away from a vacation, but as I watch them in the living room, performing a stunningly realistic reenactment of the time we saw a young priest aggressively honking at an old woman standing in the street outside the Vatican, well, it’s safe to say that their horizons have been broadened.

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zoey did the absolute most

[itsraininginbaltimore]

How much cocaine do you think is in her system

[weloveshortvideos]

Kmart deserves commercial of the year

[breadwolf]

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

[mis3rybiscuits]

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

[itsraininginbaltimore]

I’m bigass man.

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[toastbutteregg]

me all the time:

[toastbutteregg]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[itsraininginbaltimore]

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

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IllumimÆTĘ

[itsraininginbaltimore]

This is my favorite video in existence.

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melissa mccarthy going from this

to this

to this

in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

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Also remember that bloggers aren’t mental health professionals. Unless a person is trained and understands how to deal with mental health don’t put the pressure on them to do so because 1. It’s incredibly inconsiderate to their own mental health 2. They probably don’t know what the answer is / what to do. So don’t do that. Seek professional help Call a hotline Don’t send an anonymous message to a blogger you follow asking them to save your life

[itsraininginbaltimore]

BLOGGERS ARENT MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS JFC

[mikelogan]

Happy Friday!