I didn't actually wake up like this...

Just a 21 year old gay guy lost on the internet ~

[ejacurate]

[iridessence]

BURN THIS

[myblueballs]

ONTO A CD

[rockoblanco]

Visit Original Link

[thaibrator]

[bandtshirt]

a sandwich café with sandwiches all named after adele songs called adeli

[bandtshirt]

features:

rolling in the beef (woodfire bbq pulled beef on an oversized hawaiian sweet roll)

prosciutto has it (8″ french baguette, prosciutto, burrata, arugula, pesto)

set fire au bon pain (a weekly selection of house cured italian meats on sourdough or focaccia with tuscan aioli and heirloom tomatoes)

hello it’s meat (the gargantuan, a little bit of everything, not for the weak)

some bun like you (any sandwich gluten free)

when greens were young (mixed baby lettuces, walnuts, balsamic, vegan)

i’m taking this to shark tank invest now y’all

[thegroceries]

When your post gets 6 notes

[joelalick]

Someone hold my hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy.

[papazin-deactivated20160113]

[sundaiz]

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

[90svirgin]

The kettle is hot

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[mouthfullofsxnd]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[supersodapop]

[weloveshortvideos]

[cosplayblog]

Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service

Cosplayer: PeachiBunni [TM | FB | IN] Photographer: Vagabond Photography

[fuks]

dory talks in her sleep 

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Nemo’s dad: “Dory says a lot of things in her sleep, okay?”

Dory: [voiceover] “I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.”

[boomboxbryan-deactivated2022110]

EXCUSE YOU “NEMO’S DAD” YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?? HE’S THE MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE GOD DAMN MOVIE ABOUT THE POWER OF LOVE FOR FAMILY AND YOU CANT REMEMBER HIS FUCKING NAME. NEMO DOESNT DO JACK SHIT EXCSPT GET CAUGHT AS FUCK NEEDING DEAR OLD PAPPA MARLON TO COME RESCUE HIM. RESPECT THE MAN FISH WHO RISKED HIS LIFE FOR TH LOVE OF HIS SON. Eat dicks @captioned-vines

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

First of all, take a shower because there’s probably a reason your URL is neon green piss stream with your infected ass. Second of all, his name was Marlin. Third of all, at least Nemo had a dad who loved him which may not resonate with you all that much. Fuckouttahere. 

[baetology]

Wow.

[sobeitjayt]

bruh yall got the caption folk coming out of character smh

[fried-bologna-and-grape-koolaide]

[softmotherswimming-deactivated2]

This…. Entire post

[me-gustadesnuda]

[macklemack-deactivated20140719]

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[nudygoon]

[nipseyhustle]

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

[awwww-cute]

I let a sloth take a selfie on my phone in the amazon.

[chippypigeon]

This sloth takes better selfies than me.