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i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence

whitesheepwrites

"Cartoons are for little kids, adults shouldn't--"

BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK MADE THE GODDAMN CARTOON

osointricate

The blonde doctor ladies that bossed people around and were experts in their fields and may have had a formative influence on my childhood

osointricate

the brunettes with swords in high concept historical fiction movies that i was obsessed with in my youth

osointricate

oh shit i forgot the king

youwannaplaygames

Disney: So Wanda is the antagonist of MoM. She wants to steal her children from another universe-

Fans: Oh I get it! It’s like a reverse “House of M”, right? Wanda tries to pull Billy and Tommy into her universe, and accidentally brings mutants into the MCU, easily integrating the X-Men franchise you got the rights to from the Fox merger with the Avengers. That explains why Professor X is in the movie.

Disney: Oh. No, that isn’t it…

Fans: Oh. Well, what’s the plot of MoM then?

Disney:

carisi-rollins

jenniferjcreau

#heart eyes, motherfucker

maya-hawke

MAKKARI & DRUIG Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

imalreadydashingthroughtheno

missjukebox8bit

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

sargesiicle

its all “give andrew garfield an oscar for the speech about gwen” this and “give andrew garfield an oscar for his face when he caught mj” that but what about his best performance?? where’s andrew garfield’s oscar for acting his face off in every interview whenever someone’s asked him about spiderman in the last year???