ReBloggable

yooooooooooooooo

[kaity--did]

I don’t get how people like flip out if a bisexual person prefers a certain gender over the other like I prefer chocolate ice cream but I’m not gonna turn down vanilla if a cutie plops it in my lap like what

[soulmeetsworld]

plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[xxcodswag420yolo6969gamergurlxx]

the pope reaffirms his dominance over all the bishops by flaunting his hefty and intricate catalog of church based party tricks. what the media won’t show you was his 15-minute collection plate juggling routine.

[problematicparrot]

This is probably what Catholics would define as “a miracle”. 

[sjweminem]

[oldblackspacequeen-blog]

no one is more amused by massachusetts accents than people from massachusetts

[stvnnababy]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[itsshortforzoeseph]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[1-800-needy]

[sweetsappho]

put this on my grave

[itsshortforzoeseph]

Democratic Debate: "Hilary, I apologize for what my team did, and I hope we can put it behind us." "We all need to band together to address these issues." "I respect your opinion but I have to disagree."

GOP Debate: "TO NIGHT ON THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL DEBTE"-MACHINE GUN SOUNDS- "WHAT WILL DONALD TRUMP SAY NEXT????" -donald trump tips fedora- "M'exicans" -strobe montage of shocked faces of the other candidates- -jebb bush faints- -someone punches ben carson in the face- "DONALD YOUR OPINIONS ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS YOUR HA IR" -podiums crashing- -atomic bomb footage- "YEAH WELL UR UGLY" -explosions-

[meangirlnurse]

okay but things that are tragically funny in High School Musical 2:

Troy Bolton being weird and passive-aggressive because he thinks his gay classmate, Ryan, is trying to steal his girlfriend 

Ryan not picking up on this heterosexual bullshit and being genuinely baffled when his polite small talk doesn’t get the expected reaction

[meangirlnurse]

apparently this got notes while i was out. thank you for appreciating my Art

[accomplishmenthunter-blog]

im fuckin hilarious tbh

[fndungeonmom]

it took me a solid minute to figure this out

[infamissnatalie]

@itsshortforzoeseph

[deeplifequotes]

2016 will be a selfish year. My time will be invested on me. On improving myself. I want to become a better person physically and mentally.

Unknown (via bionicus)

[itsshortforzoeseph]

*fight breaks out*

me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

[only1600kids]

[weloveshortvideos]

[ccstcrptc]

me

[90scartoons]

[infamissnatalie]

@itsshortforzoeseph remember when we had to do that french project on the ecosystem that was babar inspired?

[itsshortforzoeseph]

highlight of french class

[shittyidea]

Mein Kampf the musical

[harrisontheherisson]

[w-x-r-n]

i just wanna get held by somebody who thinks i mean something so then maybe i’ll think i mean something too