:P

im basically a real life disney princess

[itstheinternetderek]

hi

[itstheinternetderek]

well

[geltoothpaste]

me caring is a publicity stunt

[eroscestlavie]

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

[semidepressed]

[dogecoin-verycurrency]

[funnyasxvideos]

When he don’t give you the D

[moombahs-deactivated20180118]

Me: I don’t judge people on petty things like appearance. As long as we are true to ourselves, there’s no need for negativity :)

*sees a guy with a fedora and a girl with anime fox ears walking around campus*

Me: @ God why do you try me like this

[cannabisbutch]

i have such a wide range of emotions, including

Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-bad

Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-good

Empty

Pure Unbridled Rage

Manic Energy

?????????????????????

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

[stiles-and-the-sourwolf]

[thebestoftumbling]

HELLO SMALL COW

[orangevegan]

*SNIFF SNIFF*

[transmasculine-spock]

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.

[whatwouldjessusdo]

what’s great is that the dog is probably like DONT FEAR ME LARGE DOGS

[pitterismymom]

[punacceptable]

[kumagawa]

A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war

[renaissanceenby]

what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree?

[magicalfisheye-deactivated20160]

What if he sleeps with one of the interns? You know men can’t help themselves.

[captain-snark]

What if he gets kicked in the balls? I hear that’s WORSE than menstruation even

[officialgleamstar]

what did i do

[officialgleamstar]

Fun facts- it takes 18 messages to send the entirety of the Bee Movie script. Who knew.

[sunwukxng]

*sees the skies starting to darken at 3:47 PM*