Zombie Killer And Twinkie Finder

Indie roleplay account for Tallahassee from Zombieland.

[litprompts]

   ❥       𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 : 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.                 ↳ for fun send ‘♥’ for one chosen at random & switch muse places as wanted.

1. your muse carries / helps mine to bed 2. your muse falls asleep on mine 3. my muse gives yours a piggy back ride 4. my muse takes care of yours while sick 5. your muse visits mine in the hospital 6. my muse reads to your muse 7. your muse cooks for mine 8. my muse comforts yours while they’re crying 9. my muse gives up their coat in the cold 10. your muse brings mine their favorite drink/food 11. your muse tries to make mine laugh 12. my muse brings your muse a gift 13. my muse washes your muse’s hair 14. your muse kisses mine on the forehead 15. your muse gives mine a back / shoulder massage 16. my muse rubs your muses feet / legs 17. my muse comforts yours after a nightmare 18. your muse surprises mine by doing all their house chores 19. your muse brings groceries 20. my muse cuddles up to yours in their sleep 21. our muses watch a movie together 22. our muses hold hands somewhere beautiful 23. our muses take a warm bath together 24. our muses travel to a new place together 25. our muses get stuck at the top of the ferris wheel together

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Munday Questions!

[gardenhackerqueen]

1: The mun’s celebrity crush (crushes).

2: How many ships do you have on this blog?

3: Are there any people you’ve been too afraid of approaching?

4: What’s the one thing you especially love about roleplaying your muse?

5: If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?

6: How much cash does the mun have on them right now?

7: Last movie the mun watched.

8: The mun’s favorite fictional character.

9: Last concert the mun attended.

10: Last thing you did before logging in?

11: What is the most precious thing you own?

12: The last time the mun cried.

13: Muse that the mun is most like. (if applicable)

14: Favorite Pokemon?

15: Are you artsy?

16: What does the mun really think about my muse?

17: What is the Most expensive thing you own?

18: When’s your birthday?

19: Do you have any stuffed animals?

20: Which of your ships on this blog is the fluffiest?

21: The mun’s most annoying habit.

22: What do you like to do in your spare time?

23: Last book the mun read.

24: Do you like any sports?

25: Wild card! (Ask a question of your own!)

[spn-caps]

[starkked]

Do your kids’ friends ever come up and go ‘You’re the Hulk.’? [x]

[tls123]

“How many have died?” He asked.

                                       ”Too many.” I said.

[veralorraine]

[grcxefallcn-a]

fresh-hot-rp-memes​:

Send “brush” to accidentally touch one of my muse’s scars

Send “trace” to purposely touch one of my muse’s scars

Send either of these words plus “reverse” for our muses to switch places

[leneemusing]

less cringy NSFW/intimacy memes

ACTIONS: (add + to reverse who does the action)

✦ to finger my muse  ✧ to give my muse oral  ☆ to get caught doing something sexual in public ✻ to catch my muse masturbating  ✸ for a drabble about my muse having a sex dream about yours ❆ to tease my muse  ❁ for our muses first time  ✶ for something awkward to happen during sex ♢ for something to make our muses laugh during sex  ♤ for my muse to help yours undress  ☽ for my muse to have trouble taking off an article of clothing  ♧ to guide my muse’s hands where yours wants to be touched  ♜ for my muse to kiss an area where yours is insecure  ♞ my muse gets a cramp during sex ♦ my muse sneezes during sex ♟ my muse says the wrong name during sex ✪ for our muses to be intimate in nature © for morning sex  ✘ to eat food off of my muse  ♕ make your own scenario 

WORDS: 

“god, you look so good”  “fuck—” “i got you, baby”  “you’re being so good for me”  “i promise i’ll be a good”  “please”  “you have to be quiet if you want to cum”  “say please?”  “are you gonna be good for me?”  “shit— i have to pee” “wait, that hurts” “not there” “that feels so good”  “touch me here”  “did you just yawn?”  “you make me feel so good”  “do you like this?”  “i want to hear you when you cum”  “i’m so close”  “i need you”  “how much do you want to cum?” “turn around” “your fingers feel amazing” “i’m yours”  “you’re mine” “tell me you’re mine”  “you sound so pretty when you moan”  “harder” “wait—” “is this okay?” “say it again” “i love you”

[keikomivra]

dean + cas ➤ battle couple

[familyofhunters]

itstimetonutuporshutup​:

@familyofhunters​

Tallahassee noticed that Mark was keeping as much of a look out as he was, which was reassuring and showed him that the man had some decent survival skills which Tallahassee respected greatly. Tallahassee continued driving along the long stretch of road which was mostly empty at the moment, but even so he didn’t speed through it too fast. Not because he wasn’t a confident driver, but more because he was smart enough to know that you could cause more accidents that way and it wasn’t exactly like you could just go to the hospital these days if you injured yourself.

It was certainly nice to be able to talk to another human being again, the Floridian thought to himself (even if he didn’t tend to get along with most people). He couldn’t help but notice Mark avoiding his question (a sore point? He wondered to himself) but if Mark didn’t want to tell then he wasn’t going to push. He was a stubborn man himself, and thus he knew that if a person didn’t want to talk then they wouldn’t. As it turned out, he didn’t need to say anything as Mark eventually responded to him by concurring with his comment about it being nice to be around a decent person for once.

Tallahassee grunted in acknowledgment of this, before he then raised an eyebrow when Mark went on to explain that he was looking for his kids and that Virginia was one of the last places that they could be. So, he had kids? The Floridian certainly hadn’t been expecting that and it made this whole thing much more complicated for him. His breath hitching slightly, when he realized that the guy must have been searching for them for a while and that it didn’t look good if this was one of his last options to find them. He must be pretty worried about them by now, he thought to himself sadly.

The Floridian tried not to let his feelings show though, as he then kept a laser eye focus on the road and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. After a minute of thinking, Tallahassee then inhaled deeply as he responded to the man thusly “I see…well I’m sure that they will be there, and with these empty roads’ y’all be reunited in no time” he muttered quietly, biting his lip slightly as he did so. Maybe this hadn’t been such a good idea after all? He mused to himself, though he would be glad if it ended well and he could bring this family back together.

Mark hadn’t planned on watching for the guys reaction, he was a bit harder to read then a normal Jo. Which peeked the hunters interest slightly, wondering if the man from Florida had anything to hide. Well, maybe they all did, but it was still interesting. 

Kids himself? Family, no kids but regretting it, or something a bit more sinister? That was the trouble with strangers, you barely knew the people you loved, strangers where worse. 

Mark found himself watching the man for a moment before his eyes want back to the road. Pondering what he would say next, he didn’t ask for details, and the old hunter wasn’t one to ramble them off if not prompted too. So he just thought of what he could say next… Or what was between the lines. How could anyone thin their kids where still alive in all of this, when even adults, the army, cops, where scattered and killed.He must seem crazy or desperate.

“Lets hope so,” he said lowly. “Still plenty of ways things can go wrong.”

[itstimetonutuporshutup]

@familyofhunters​

Tallahassee wasn’t the sentimental type, but when it came to kids he admittedly had a bit of a weak spot. Partly he suspected because getting older was making him soft, but mostly because he had been a father once and that is something that never really left you. He sympathised with Mark, as he knew what it was like to lose your kids and how hard that could be to deal with. He also knew that he would have done anything for his own children. and he had a feeling that Mark was the same way. It was this that spurred him on to help this man, and it made him determined to succeed at his mission to reunite this family and to give them a happier ending then he had been given.

As he looked at Mark, he noted the tangible silence between them and how little the man spoke. He was the quiet, listening type he thought to himself. This was something that he could respect, and would actually help to make Mark a better companion for him (one that wouldn’t drive him crazy too quickly). The Floridian bit his lip as he then considered those poor kids all on their own, it didn’t bare thinking about (especially with the world as it was). He knew that there was very little chance of them still being alive, but still he had to try. It was the least he could do, and he wouldn’t feel quite right until he had tried all that he could to make things right here...

He was then pulled out of such thoughts when Mark told him that he hoped so, but that he was wary because there were still so many many things that could go wrong. Tallahassee nodded slightly in acknowledgment of this, before he then sighed slightly, bit his lip and responded to him thusly “there are always things that could go wrong, but you have got to keep hope” he muttered softly, deep in thought as he did so. Yes, this was going to be a very long day indeed the Floridian thought to himself, keeping his eyes glued to the road as he did so (after all, it wouldn’t do for them to end up dead because he didn’t pay attention now would it?).

[itstimetonutuporshutup]

Perfect Soldiers And A Not So Perfect Zombie Apocalypse...

@icanxdothisallday​

Tallahassee wasn’t one for complaining, but he was decidedly not a fan of the whole Zombie Apocalypse thing. Still, he made the best of it and dammit if he wasn’t the finest Zombie Killer for miles around. Sure, he could simply be efficient at the job but he liked to do it with style. After all, it’s go big or….well get killed by zombies he guessed. He liked to think that he was a kind of superhero like the Avengers, except he only looked after numero uno and his superpower was not giving a fuck.

That was until one fateful day when he happened to meet one of them. The super soldier himself. Sure the Captain was a pain in the ass at times and he was a stickler for the rules, but he was a hell of a fighter and although Tallahassee would never admit it…he didn’t actually mind having the guy around. As long as he didn’t have to hear one more lecture about him “not following the plan” that is, like he was a damn child or worse…an amateur.

[icanxdothisallday]

Tallahassee knew that this mission had the potential to be quite dangerous, but that fact didn’t bother him very much. He wasn’t one for following orders either, but he knew that this mission was important and so he was willing to help. The Floridian didn’t know much about the captain other then the legend that everyone knew, but he could tell that he was a good man and he respected his bravery and willingness to help people.

A few other people volunteered, which was good as they would be toast if just the two of them were caught in a zombie ambush (which he was optimistically hoping that this wasn’t, but he wasn’t holding his breath on that one and he was prepared for anything). It was then that Steve acknowledged him, thanked him for volunteering and asked him for his name “the names’ Tallahassee…” he murmured softly, looking at the captain thoughtfully as he did so.

It was going to be a long day, the Floridian thought to himself as he checked over his guns and prepared himself for the mission. Best case scenario they save a bunch of people, worst case scenario they all get mauled by zombie’s (the usual stakes then, he thought to himself). Tallahassee looked around at the other volunteers who were also preparing themselves for the mission, as they then awaited the Captain’s instructions. He wasn’t one to follow orders, but he made an exception with Steve.

“Just Tallahassee, okay,” said Steve.  If that was what he wanted to be called, that was fine.  Identities were not as important as they had been.

He made sure he knew everybody else’s names, and then began dividing up duties.  “We’ll need medical supplies in case we find survivors.  We’ll need an extra boat, at least one, to transport anything we manage to salvage.  We’ll need climbing equipment to get on board.  We’ll definitely need weapons.  Let’s see what we can collect and get together, and then we’ll see what we need and what we can do without.”

The idea of planning was… it had become more and more important.  There weren’t any second chances anymore.  Steve hoped he understood that well enough, and nothing too severe would be required to drive it home.

[itstimetonutuporshutup]

@icanxdothisallday​

Tallahassee raised an eyebrow and smirked a little when Steve made a point of saying ‘just Tallahassee’, to which he nodded in acknowledgment. Guess he isn’t used to people like me, he thought to himself as he then looked at the man. The Captain didn’t seem to mind his alias though, which was good as he had grown fond of it and he felt more comfortable that way.

In fact, he had been surprised at how comfortable in general he had been with being in this group. He guessed that he had just missed the human company, which was true. Also, they were decent folks led by a man that he had come to greatly respect. So all in all, he figured that this had not been a bad choice at all, and so far he did not regret his decision to join the captain.

The Floridian smiled as Steve then made a point of getting to know all of the other’s names. He figured that they would appreciate this even if he didn’t. He was then pulled away from such thoughts when Steve then proceeded to divide up the duties for the mission, paying close attention to the man’s instructions as he did so. 

Tallahassee then nodded in understanding when Steve gave the missions’ objectives, before he then responded to him thusly “aye, aye” he muttered ruefully, looking around him as he then threw his bag onto his back ready to go when the rest of them were.

Tallahassee knew and accepted the risks of the mission, and respected the need for planning in order to maximize it’s chances of success (even if he did find it boring, and considered it to be his least favourite part of the whole process). The Floridian knew how important this mission was for their survival, and how missions like this had become increasingly more important recently. It was something that he took very seriously, and made him even more determined to succeed at the mission.

[itstimetonutuporshutup]

The Red Head And The Floridian...

[isclcphobics]

She slid into the passenger seat buckling her seat belt. “The next town is about 20 miles east.” She informed him, “it’s the most likely to have supplies still.” She checked her gun making sure it was loaded and put it back in her holster.

“I’m hoping it still has some gas.”

[itstimetonutuporshutup]

@agliophobics​

Tallahassee smiled when Kiara slipped into the passenger seat next to him. He wasn’t sure if this was going to work out or not, but he was definitely glad to have the company again. The Floridian then looked at the red head when she told him that the next town was about 20 miles east. Tallahassee nodded in acknowledgement of this, before he then bit his lip thoughtfully when she pointed out that it was the most likely place to still have supplies. 

The Floridian sighed slightly at this, before he then proceeded to respond to her thusly “you know, I do believe you’re right. So let’s get there before anyone else does, eh?” he murmured softly, a playful grin on his face as he then turned the keys in the ignition. Smiling at the familiar hum of machinery, he then buckled his seat-belt. Safety was more important then ever in this damn apocalypse, he thought to himself as he then looked over at Kiara and raised an eyebrow when he saw that the red head was checking that her gun was still loaded. 

She seemed to be almost as precious about gun maintenance as he did, he thought to himself (and he couldn’t help but be impressed at this). He was then pulled out of these thoughts when Kiara then commented that she hoped that the town still had some gas. The Floridian grinned at this, before he then responded to her thusly “well, we will just have to find out won’t we?” he murmured softly with a cheeky look on his face, as he then pushed down on the peddles and they set off. As they began their journey, Tallahassee couldn’t help but wonder what other surprises this day would bring (also, he really hoped that the town had enough gas to get them where they needed to go)...

[itstimetonutuporshutup]

"Are you this 'Florida Man' I keep hearing about?"

It had been a typical day killing zombies and the like, and to tell the truth the Floridian was exhausted from it. I am getting too old for this shit, he thought to himself as he then sat down to rest for the evening. Not that there was much rest to be had in the United States of Zombieland, as one had to be constantly on guard and was forced to sleep with one eye open. Still, this was as good as relaxin’ got these days and so Tallahassee was determined to make the most of it...

After an hour or so he saw a stranger pass the house that he had temporarily commandeered/zombieproofed. To his surprise they seemed to recognise him, pausing for a moment before they then walked up to him. Initially Tallahassee had been on his guard, hands by his guns that he kept in a constant state of readiness. Gun maintenance was something that the Floridian took very seriously, after all he was not going to be killed by a gun backfiring or jamming. No, if he was going down he was going down swinging and that meant no stupid accidents.

It soon became clear that the stranger was not a zombie and Tallahassee relaxed a little, though only a little as he had learnt from experience that people could be the craziest and most dangerous creatures of all. To tell the truth he was surprised to see a survivor this far out as he hadn’t seen another soul around these parts in months. Not that he was complaining though as it would be nice to have some decent company for once. It was then confirmed that the stranger recognised him when they then asked him ‘if he was the Florida man’. Tallahassee rolled his eyes slightly at this as he then suppressed a laugh. He knew that he had a reputation, but still it wasn’t everyday that he got recognised.

Tallahassee then raised an eyebrow at the strangers’ question, a hint of amusement on his face as he then looked at the other person and responded to them thusly “I guess so...” he murmured playfully, deep in thought as he did so. His curiosity about the stranger was peaked to say the least, this was going to be an interesting day he thought to himself as he then stood there and waited for the stranger to reply to him. He was ready to attack if needed but he was rather hoping that this would not be necessary.

[catbushandludicrous]

[starkexpos]

YES TO EVERYTHING

[ruinmemes]

CARING SENTENCE STARTERS 

for muses that need a little love. 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

FOUR WORD PHRASES.

— ADJUST AS NEEDED. REMEMBER TO SPECIFY MUSE TO MULTIS.

“I already said no.”

“And what about it?”

“Who wants to know?”

“I love you too!”

“That tastes like garbage.”

“How’d you get here?”

“You need a ride?”

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“You need some help?”

“I’m perfectly fine, thanks!”

“Just let it go!”

“Hey, don’t walk away!”

“Put that back now!”

“I’ve had about enough.”

“Will you marry me?”

“Here, take a sip.”

“How does that feel?”

“Good to see you.”

“Don’t give me that!”

“Please, just stay tonight.”

“Thank you very much.”

“Oh no, you didn’t.”

“Let your hair down.”

“Quick! Out the window!”

“Not on your life.”

“I miss you too.”

“Clean as a whistle.”

“What do you say?”

“Throw in the towel.”

“Put the gun down!”

“Give me the knife.”

“My lips are sealed.”

“The door is locked.”

“Can we fix it?”

“That’s not my job.”

“I have a request.”

“What did you say?”

“I think I’ll manage.”

“I am not afraid.”

“One more drink, please.”

“You won’t marry me?”

“How about a kiss?”

“Oh, just shut up.”

“I know, I know!”

“I want to cry.”

“Son of a bitch.”

“Just leave me alone.”

“You are so beautiful.”

“True love never dies.”

“For old times sake.”

“Take off your clothes.”

[sunraese]

a   touch   starved   meme!   inspired   by   [ x ] send reverse for my muse to do the action to your muse

[ cheek ]:   for your muse to touch my muses cheek

[ shove ]:   for your muse to shove my muse

[ shoulder ]:   for your muse to place their hand on my muses shoulder

[ whisper ]:   for your muse to whisper something into my muses ear

[ hip ]:   for your muse to pull my muse closer by their hip

[ arms ]:   for your muse to run their hand(s) down my muses arm(s)

[ write ]:   for your muse to write something on my muses skin

[ nose ]:   for your muse to nuzzle their nose against my muses

[ breath ]:   for your muses breath to ghost across my muses skin

[ wrist ]:   for your muse to grab my muses wrist

[ spine ]:   for your muse to glide their fingers down my muses spine

[ hand ]:   for your muse to hold my muses hand

[ support ]:   for your muse to lean against my muse for support