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Shitposting 101

[newathens]

yes im always a little sick to my stomach with anger and rage. why do u ask?

[jambearie]

I'm SCREAMING!! GET EM

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[dsmsix]

[campcrow]

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[thebootydiaries]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[bamsara]

the overwhelming grief of losing an entire year to sickness, violence and pandemic fatigue is settling in so id like to remind everyone that: you are not a failure, yes there is still a happy future for you, and wearing a mask is very sexy

[i-wear-the-cheese]

OP is right and they should say it.

Everyone gets a free pass on not achieving things during covid AND you get some extra time after to pick yourself up and reset.

[schrodingersincest]

Babe are you okay? You didn’t make a performative little laugh when Stan Lee had his cameo just to make sure everyone knows you know it was him

[babyanimalgifs]

[bossyheifer-deactivated20200822]

Will always reblog.  Amazing.

[silverbeardmtnman]

A nice visual of nature’s balance …. and capacity to renew itself. Always a reblog.

[instructor144]

Always a reblog.

[yourrescuemission]

[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[antiandrogen]

fjdjshdkjdjfsk

[sour-charity]

“… okay okay let’s move forward.”

[thenatsdorf]

Cat loves showers. (via)

[queenqueso]

[champagnemoon]

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

[carewitchproject]

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

[bishonen]

pronouns for people who go *whimper*

[bishonen]

a he/heem

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

Literally it’s insane how the laundry never stops. There is always laundry

[oliversnailboy]

Wait till you hear about dishes

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

[leemeanhoe]

why the fuck does he have such a dreamy look on his face jesus fucking christ

[bergara-boogara]

Because he has extremely good taste next question

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[edge-poetry]

no one:

me: feels guilty for not reading, yet still doesn’t read