YOUVE JUST BEEN MEME'D ON

Yo I'm a meme named Ned whose gay af They/He/Ze Pansexual Polyamorous I'm sorry for my memes

[kittje]

Gladys likes to climb the wall even though she isn’t very good at it. Go Gladys Go. (Gehyra marginata: Halmahera Gecko)

[argentinelakeduck]

rb if u believe in gladys and support her dreams

[katribou]

this is the only pokemon art i’ll do today

[katribou]

you fools who doubted popplio, she only gets stronger

[katribou]

M O M M A ’ S   H O M E

[iguanamouth]

purple-forehead-kisses submitted: Aesthetically pleasing picture of me holding a lemon

fixed this for you

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[thatsthat24]

I wanna hug him. This was beautiful.

[itsujiii-blog]

IM SCREAMING SOMEKNE WENT BACK TO READ A FUCKING NSWF HOMESTUCK NITRAMCEST FIC I WROTE LIKE 2 YEARS AGO WTFFFF

[memelovingbot]

your fave is problematic: communism

[memelovingbot]

lesbians man, take me by the hand

[memelovingbot]

*finger guns*, a known gay

[itsujiii-blog]

Tw self harm, suicide, idk what else I'm sorry I don't wanna be here I don't know what to do I can't fuckih stand this anymore I'm a fuck up Thad literally all I do I'm so ready to just give up I'm just so I feel it would be so much easier on everyone I don't fucking see an alternative I don't I can't I don't wanna do this anymore I wanna relapse so bad to I just want to tear myself apart I don't want to live anymore please someone just k I'll lme?mmm ?????

[apolloendymion]

Homestucks: Reblog with your Classpect & moon (Prospit/Derse) in the tags

Canon titles/aspects only, please! It’s for an experiment.

[powerburial]

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

[theartistformerlyknownasb]

My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.

Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.

[riotlion]

Steel Balls was sure a man of wisdom

[youtube-personalities]

[p0kemina]

I THINK I JUST DIED

[cypressswampstomp-blog]

IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

[florawrsaurus]

How long have you been waiting for them to die

[swivets-deactivated20150704]

Gender neutral terms to call your partner

•Snerson (snail person) •Snartner (snail partner) •My snove (snail love) •snail (snail)

[itsujiii-blog]

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg. even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus !!!! will be home soon !!!” like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE. I WILL SEE U AT HOME. LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET  

[itsujiii-blog]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again