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Gladys likes to climb the wall even though she isn’t very good at it. Go Gladys Go. (Gehyra marginata: Halmahera Gecko)
rb if u believe in gladys and support her dreams
this is the only pokemon art i’ll do today
you fools who doubted popplio, she only gets stronger
M O M M A ’ S H O M E
purple-forehead-kisses submitted: Aesthetically pleasing picture of me holding a lemon
fixed this for you
Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”
I wanna hug him. This was beautiful.
IM SCREAMING SOMEKNE WENT BACK TO READ A FUCKING NSWF HOMESTUCK NITRAMCEST FIC I WROTE LIKE 2 YEARS AGO WTFFFF
your fave is problematic: communism
lesbians man, take me by the hand
*finger guns*, a known gay
Tw self harm, suicide, idk what else I'm sorry I don't wanna be here I don't know what to do I can't fuckih stand this anymore I'm a fuck up Thad literally all I do I'm so ready to just give up I'm just so I feel it would be so much easier on everyone I don't fucking see an alternative I don't I can't I don't wanna do this anymore I wanna relapse so bad to I just want to tear myself apart I don't want to live anymore please someone just k I'll lme?mmm ?????
Homestucks: Reblog with your Classpect & moon (Prospit/Derse) in the tags
Canon titles/aspects only, please! It’s for an experiment.
if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not
My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
Steel Balls was sure a man of wisdom
I THINK I JUST DIED
IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME
How long have you been waiting for them to die
Gender neutral terms to call your partner
•Snerson (snail person) •Snartner (snail partner) •My snove (snail love) •snail (snail)
first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare
gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese
chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life
people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg. even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus !!!! will be home soon !!!” like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE. I WILL SEE U AT HOME. LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again