my brain operates like a burning bridge @kittje - Tumblr Blog

someguyiguess-deactivated202511

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

enki2

confirmedgeckos

Toast in the crab apple tree!

i-m-snek

Absolutely lost in the sauce

ryancat

cicada for my 2D design and color theory class 👍

lizardposting

Diagram of crested gecko

creepymutelilbugger

mevil

clarasunflowers

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

c---crow

i'm no good at painting sorry. i have excessive line work instead

myrfing

blogging

haulaway

I don't know what I thought a kiwi would sound like, but this was not it

helenvaughans

mousemilf-deactivated20250508

tbh ive never met a single person who didnt have some kind of "mental health issue," whether its anxiety, substance abuse issues, disordered eating, depression etc etc etc etc so why are we still acting like theres a Normal Person who is in perfect mental health and functions perfectly in our society. imagine if we did that with physical health. "omg its crazy to me that normal people just wake up and they never get a cold or have allergies to anything and their bones cant break."

liquidstar

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue