[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

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I don’t often make memes, but when I do I honour my eight-legged champions.

[deirdreskye]

Hello I am the tiny penis doctor. You might notice that the placard on my desk says big penis doctor, that is because the hospital calls me the big penis doctor so if you have a tiny penis you do not have to ask for the tiny penis doctor, you simply ask for the big penis doctor and that way nobody knows you have a tiny penis. I am sorry my friend I have left the intercom on so now the entire hospital knows you have a tiny penis, I am so sorry

[fleshdyke]

i'm actually fucking obsessed w this video

[fucktractor]

Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

[fairycosmos]

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[fairycosmos]

man fuck this gay app

[truedeviance]

by Soobel

[truedeviance]

This is, without a doubt, my favorite gif I ever found on DeviantArt. The timing is so good. The little wobble. The pool of blood. The fact that this creature is completely unidentifiable. Great stuff.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Everyone's posting their top moment from 2023, so here's mine, an actual exchange I had on Grindr

[gaymolegaming]

The gospel

[kushblazer666]

[sexhaver]

im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]

[sexhaver]

shot

chaser

[grox]

[bamsara]

getting emotionally attatched to mutuals and recognizing people's usernames and then being sad when they leave or dont come online anymore

[bamsara]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[lemonsweet]

Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Seeing people drive big lifted and totally pristine giant pickup trucks as just a car to get to and from work on fully paved roads is like watching a high energy working breed dog be forced to live in a 1 bedroom apartment and only go out for poop walks.

If you cant provide them the home they need its abuse. That truck should be hauling bricks, it needs to be maxing out its suspension hitting ridges at 65 mph. It should be dirty and dented because they love it. Theres no enrichment in your 1/4 mile drive to the gas station. Youre torturing it, youre killing that truck.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[correlatedcontents]

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.