I Can’t Believe I’ve Done This

This is my goddamn larp blog what the fuck

[itsvargen]

Hey it’s Vargen, formerly 🏴‍☠️ anon!

I’m not officially part of any group here, but I am probably in your vents and crawlspaces. Don’t worry about it. I’m just napping. ❤️

More character info under cut

Name: Vargen (pronounced Var-yen)

Age: 20-30s, hard to tell

Group: wherever the vents take him

Role: lawyer for a weird mob cult situation

Pronouns: He/him 🏳️‍⚧️

Height: 5’5”

Weight: 130-135lbs

DOB: His “gotcha” day is 4/20/199X

Languages: English, Spanish, ASL

Orientation: Demi/bisexual/probably poly

Description: constantly wears tattered, beat to shit military garb, a hood, and a wolf skull mask. No one, CC or OC, has seen under it yet.

Mod here! You can…also call me Vargen (that won’t get confusing). This OC is based off my LARP persona, so some things are based off that lore, and some based off the Me.

Mod is 33 (WHOA I know)

He/him 🏳️‍⚧️

Not currently MDNI and I don’t expect there to be that much nsfw content if any, but do expect drug/alcohol references.

FAQ about Mod Var:

-What’s a LARP?: It means I’m a mega nerd who does Mad Max shit out in the desert.

-Do you actually have a mask?: Yes, I do own a skull mask, but no, it’s not real. The other bones are real though.

-What do you mean knife fights?: It’s team bonding.

-What do you look like under there?: Buddy, my friends only recently heard my voice, I’m not showing the goods.

-Pic of me ✨

This is a side blog, so I can’t follow from here.

[itsvargen]

It’s the one year anniversary of making this blog!

And yeah, I kinda fell off from interacting for a bit because I got busy/distracted, but I’m still really glad I ended up doing this. I’ve met a lot of people who became invaluable to me through this community, and I’m so happy I had to guts to come off anon

[cmdr-graves]

Please sir, how many potatoes high would you say you are? Russet potatoes, to be specific

- @itsvargen

Is this what happens when y'drink anti-feeze?

[itsvargen]

No! I don’t think.

But also how am I supposed to make a potato sculpture of you if I don’t know how many potatoes tall you are

[itsvargen]

Hey guys, Me!Var and RP!Var are real dudes

Really bonkers bananas dudes who ride on top of cars and have a tenuous grasp on OSHA safety regulations but dudes

Doesn’t matter what we were born as (I was “mistaken” as a boy anyway LOL prophecy, and I think RP!Var may have spawned in a cabbage or something)

Trans men are men, trans women are women, and remember…

I can gene edit just about anything ☺️

[official-buckybarnes]

Go here (I couldn’t reblog it again)

@annoying-atom-ace @sebastianbeanz @blueandbetaraptors @saturnidiot @i-had-a-bad-feeling @the-lucky-charm @atrprkr @thatone-midgardian @parasite-the-symbiote @jade-lopez-maximoff @procrastinatingwritersblog @buckyfan-fluid @spiderboi-parker @wind-the-music-box @daisydaisies23 @oswildin @luniimunii27 @plasmas-arcade @chekko-the-boi @thenameswinter99 @dollface-xoxo @merc-with-a-mouth-69 @allie-the-cinnamoroll @watermeezer @multifandomneeerd @kayotical @a-study-of-the-stars @over-usedlittlespoon @avastarr-official @im-feeling-blue-today @vesperinaofsin @sunbeesol @birdboycrow @insomniac-lifestyle @wifeduplokilaufeyson100pc

[multifandomneeerd-deactivated20]

Wouldn’t let me reblog the other post (which is flagged as mature for some reason?) so I’m doing it here! Thanks for the tag @official-buckybarnes!

Name: Kallista

Age: 24

Relationship status: Engaged

Sexuality: Straight

Crush Initial: J

Followers: 16

Favourite mutuals: @luri-isa @itzzkaylaaa @multifandomer537 @birdboycrow and not mutuals, but awesome person: @busyheadkeepbreathing

Birthday: July 27

Favourite song: Youth by Daughter

Tags: kind of already did in the favourite mutuals part

[multifandomgirlie357-deactivate]

//we met like yesterday girlie I'm honored to be one of your favs 😭

Name: Kat

Age: 14

Relationship status: single and happy

Sexuality: asexual, bicurious

Crush initial: None :P

Followers: 127

Favourite mutuals: the gal I reblogged this from, @itzzkaylaaa @iteasagatha @moon-x0 @foxherder @l0uis-e @l-xwx-z @ladybugfandomfantasy @hydra-failure @artsty33 @notasimpx2

Birthday: November 30th

Favourite song: I got two - Teddy Picker by the Arctic Monkeys and Fighter by Jack Staubers Micropop

Tags: ngl same

[axellovescrayons]

Name: Ash

Age: minor under 15

Relationship status: single

Sexuality: aromantic asexual

Crush initial: none lol

Followers: 500

Favourite moots: @loonafan33 @imafangirlforsure @animeweebart @aceontheline @123artist-freak123 @sillygoobr64 @multifandomer537 @ladybugfandomfantasy @helluvatrek @popstar-poppy

Birthday : July 30th

Fav song: none

Tags: already did

[123artist-freak123]

Name: Alex

Age: minor under 15

relationship status: single pringle 😔

Sexuality: pansexual

crush initial: m <3

followers: 82 :0

favorite moots: ALL OF THEMMMM <33333

birthday: June 27th

favorite song: lights out by mindless self indulgent (currently it changes basically every week)

tags: @loonafan33 @askx-phoenix @crkndandysworld @sillybeaa @hazbinlover234 @chilljenna @artsty33 @alex-the-fallen-angel-0 @deepleyline @silly-spink @helluvatrek @eiantheartest @deerlybelov3d @imafangirlforsure @sillygoobr64 @stearleart @hollymollykittens @jestersrule @joeywalters7

I think that’s all bye!! <33

[chilljenna-deactivated20250915]

Name: Jenna (not my real name, but the one I use on Tumblr)

Age: minor!

Relationship status: single but in love

Sexuality: lesbian

Crush initial: J ❤️ (or B for Billie Eilish 😂)

Followers: 39 (ty)

Favorite moots: idk, i love you all guys!!

Birthday: December 6th

Favorite song: omggg this question is too hard! there are sooo many!! but I can say that Billie Eilish is my favorite singer!!!

@i-need-a-user @philliphsdartarts @fringession @binotsoshybutreadytocry @lameufkoi @realyskp @asoolablossom @tori-spring12 @roselandsrl @winter-depressed-belle @optimisticc-heartss @o-shit-i-probably-fucked-it-up @deergirllll @sfoster74 @yannythegranny @the-gay-nerd @babyqueenfangirl @oma222 @spicy-apple-pie @mercuryinkcoffe @ikissedagirl123 @storieldraw @dema-sh @123artist-freak123 @darling-deceased-female @magickpancakes @sevenyx77 @yorozumarugallery @ryanyeenart @thedamsolangelofan @quirkyevie @wizardgirlxyz @that-book-nerd17 @tao-likes-movies @curls-and-creativity @the-actual-nick-nelson @darcydinosaur @sakrafka @dyinglikeicarus @wizardgirlxyz @quirkyevie @thedamsolangelofan @creepincrawl @smallestcheese @eljneedsomehug @sophiathenorsewitchdemon @fandomdragoness @malkoddith @idkimgayasf @addisonarts-blog @queenofthegays15 @jokerandthethief @samthehuman565 @nobodysprofile @sleepdeprivedfandommess @lexi13art

[binotsoshybutreadytocry]

Name: charlie (in here, not irl)

Age: 14

Relationship status: single

Sexuality: bi/omni

Crush initial: E

Followers: 49, thanks so much!

Fave moots: i love you all!

B day: january 4th

Fave song: dirty devil town (cavetown)

@afriendofblahaj @geese-in-trenchcoats @cvntygalmieks @c0nstantlyscreaming @daddygrimsworld @hairypoppins-161 @helpimadisasterlesbian @i-need-a-user @kingofkaumidy @maniac0903 @reys-just-here @sleepdeprivedfandommess @thatgayassbird @alexgismyguardianangel @chilljenna @darling-deceased-female @bread-with-feet @mast3rsw0rd @finn-the-satanist

[sleepdeprivedfandommess]

thanks for the tag !

Name: lara

Relationship status: single

Sexuality: bi + maybe grey romantic (im still not sure what i am TT)

Crush initial: nonexistent (i have no crush)

Followers: 58 thank you to y'all

Fave moots: i loooooove you all

B day: 17th of november

Fave song: you're asking an impossible question

@chaos-triangle @raynetherainbowwithaflamethrower @lunalovegoodsgirlfriend @faeriesandfables @oliveseesthestars @meopin2305 @regulusblackneedsfloaties @telly-52 @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @thesillytransgirlnova @kaytaygay @alittletoodreamy @poetic-sponge @thesourspirit @villagewitchbl0g @residentfay @jeannefostergoriot @binotsoshybutreadytocry

@camp-jupiter-demigod @twomanyfandomshelp @babyqueenfangirl @nidoole @wheezecheese @boughtmender @idkihadtochangeit @afriendofblahaj @lesbianadhdchaos @pr3ttyj4y @stilllivinginthesewers @adharathestara @dustybookcover @starrylighter

[nidoole]

Ty for the tag :3

Name: nidoole/asteria (not irl, my name is lame :/ )

Age: 15

Relationship status: single

Sexuality: polyromantic/polysexual, demiromantic

Crush initial: h (it means little to nothing to me lol crushes are just to keep myself entartained )

Followers: 236 seriously how???

Fave motos: everyone who’s ever interacted with me <333

B day: April 5th

Fave song: it’s gonna change a week later lmao (rn it’s gay messiah by Rufus Wainwright)

@charlieandlolacow @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @pokerface1312 @tsukiko31 @adharathestara +anyone else!!

[somanyquestions-featuringanxiety]

Thanks for the tag!

Name: Anne

Relationship status: single

Sexuality: bi?? I think??? Idk I’m not even considering romance rn lol but guys and girls are pretty

Crush initial: n/a - unless we count fictional characters but I’m not even going to go into that lol

Followers: 220 (omg ily guys sm)

Fave moots: I would never betray any of you guys like that!! Even if I haven’t spoken to you, we’re friends in my head lol

B day: July 18

Fav song: I never have one but lately I’ve been loving what’s going on by madilyn mei (the lyrics are way too real🥲)

@n3rdchi1d @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @nevermoorfan6789 @losver07 @goldfishinabottle @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @yourlocalwhovian @littlejumpingjoan + anyone else who wants to!

[goldfishinabottle]

thanks!

Name: Atlas (really only on here)

Relationship status: uh, no

Sexuality: pan or Omni, and probably ace

Crush initial: n.o.n.e.

Followers: 35 I think?

Fav moots: any of them. All of them. You’re great :D

B day: one of those ones near the beginning of the year

Fav song: the exit by Conan gray, it’s so dynamic and everything about it just kinda whacks you across the face

@ivysbea @gh0stwithaheart @losver07 @chaos-ducks @93millionmilesaway @the-ineffable-parker & anyone else who’d like to hop in

[ashes-of-a-moon-crater]

hiii thx for the tag!

name: bee (nickname)

relationship status: single lol

sexuality: demisexual + panromantic

crush initial: i dont think i have a crush rn??

followers: 252 or smth like that

fave moots: literally everyone??? tf

bday: october 30 :D almost halloween hehe

fave song: it changes a lot, but rn im in a "glue myself shut" by noah kahan mood

npt! @starkayezer @isalikescherriesandblue @hotteststar @whydousernamesevenexist @dont-turn-left @equippedtolove @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @cool-lesbian-is-here @charlieandlolacow @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @swimmingclass1978 @strawberrystainedfingertips7 @dutifullynervouscreation @motivationequaldead89 @walkingtalkingfrog @uhhlifeig @faeyells @shelbeforgotten @blizzardtheartisticfox @ariam-p

[blizzardtheartisticfox]

Name: Bliz

Relationship Status: Complicated

Sexuality: Demiomnisexual

Crush Initial: N

Followers: 114 apparently

Favorite Friends/mutuals: oh everyone but rn @deciduowl and @losver07. I should. Talk to people more.

Favorite Song: This changes allll the time but right now um Ready For This from Hazbin :P

npt: @since-times-long-forgotten, @varteeny1234, @xx-neuro-xx @choucon @raeprise @thelizerdwizard @tigerbeancoffee, @astoriagalaxy, @gaylordthethird, @just-some-demigod,  @blueishspace, @ladyloss-blog, @thecrazyalchemist @communistcatboi @foolishdreamerz10191 @yes-your-ouppy @iris-entity, @razeeswillowtree, @but-aint-this-texas, @sun13koi,  @the-devil-inhumanform @ajfoxships @onyx-di-angelo, @demigod-jack-hearth, @itzcreator-com @all-i-wanna-do, @the-macintosh-system, @m0on-shro0m @kermit-the-fag-uwu, @floral-atom-collective

[deciduowl]

Name: deci

Relationship Status: happily single

Sexuality: lesbian

Crush Initial: NONE

Followers: 86 (tytyty ily all :3)

Favourite friends/mutuals: @yvvsora and @puriteenism my irl pookies and bliz, @statixmoss and @the-lemonaide y’all are the people online i interact with most :33

Bday: 29th january!!

Fav song: seven minutes in heaven by MSI its really explicit but i like it :33

tags! @the-lemonaide @the-eclipse-is-in-me @gay-little-isopod @gaygirldoodles @demigod-jack-hearth @daonedaonlysk @mayaruinstheinternet @microraptorhours @can-i-explode-now @blu-jayc @insomniac-crow @catinasink @puriteenism @yvvsora @statixmoss

[the-lemonaide]

name: addy but call me lemon hehe

relationship status: single but looking for the huzz

sexuality: straight

crush initial: W (he’s taken 💔)

followers: like 10ish?? idk i should’ve checked

favorite friends/mutuals: my two moots!! @deciduowl and @ra1nst0rm-tmblr

bday: feb 19!!

fave song: since i saw vienna by wilbur soot (it’s too special and personal to me to let go of sry if that upsets you)

tags: did that in fave moots 😝

[ra1nst0rm-tmblr]

name: Storm :3

relationship status: pringle

sexuality: lesbean

crush initial: Nuh uh

followers: 121 (how??)

favourite friends/mutuals: ohh ily all @the-lemonaide @yvvsora @deciduowl @buggy-moths @blu-jayc @everydayknifeday @insomniac-crow @pizza4avaa @areyoubeingsirius @summerchi1d idkkk I can’t remember everyone’s names I’m sorry

bday: November 3rd

tags: everyone above ig + anyone else who’s moots with me I didn’t have enough time to check all the names

[everydayknifeday-deactivated2062]

Name: Raine Knifeday

Relationship status: none

Sexuality: gay but like only in theory not in practice because I’m scared of most people

Crush initial: none

Followers: 307

Favourite moots: @trisaratops42 @ricky-067 @writing-books-is-fun @trinketcollectingcrow @anaconda-creates @taffylaffy @stuck-in-a-forest also I’m sure there are others but my memory is really bad

Birthday: march 22nd

Tagging all the aforementioned people and also anyone else!!!!

[fish-without-legs]

aw omg ty for the tag!! :D

name: tree

relationship status: I have two wonderful awesome cool boyfriends :>

sexuality: aroace

crush initial: lol I do not have one

followers: like 60 on my main I think? and less here obviously :P

favorite mutuals: oh no. hmmmmm. @everydayknifeday @eggzeroni @twoandahalfdimes @sockssketchingshack @gayfurbyboi @apazwtsn and probably others I am just a fool I promise if I didn't include you I don't hate you forever I probably forgor or didn't wanna bother you with tagging

birthday: january 22

favorite song: give me novacaine by green day!!

tags: all above & anyone else!! (no pressure at all yall dwdw ♡ ily tho)

[twoandahalfdimes]

yippeeeee ty tree <3

name: elis :3

relationship status: im dying alone

sexuality: straight (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

crush initial: S (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

followerzz: ≈ 50 i think? thank u yall hehe ilya

fav moots: @eggzeroni @fish-without-legs (sorry fo tag 😭) I LOVE YOU BESTIES

bdaaaaayy: march 31st (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

fav song: this is a hard one.... 😔 but I'll say that "I bet you look good on the dancefloor" by Arctic Monkeys is a current fave!!

tagzzz (no pressure!!): @rambunctiouslyram @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @hottopic-wannabe @pythonmoth ya i dont remember any rn sorry pooks :(

[rambunctiouslyram]

twirls my hair ty for the tag!!!!!

name: ram :3

relationship status: single :wiggles eyebrows:

sexuality: i dunmo 😔

crush initials: nuh uh 👎

followers: me and my 45 babies

favoritw moots: humm... @stanleyssupervisor & @soapisgod soery ossa i really like ur reblogs 💧OH AND @sschizophobiaa omg pls i cant pick

birthday: jyly 1st

favorite song: right meow uhhhh.... rabbit heart by florence + the machine

tags: lets see how many... @artistic-vixen @cybrrpunqq @davidmasonstits @ediblechainsaw @ghostsiriley @micaheart @pyxrin @sirbonesly trying not to pick the same people i picked earlier lol. ANYONE CAN JOIN 💋

[pyxrin]

Another one!!

Name: Pyxrin, many call me Rin on here tho

Relationship Status: Single, alas...

Sexuality: Straight

Crush Initials: Not a crush to initial

Followers: 50 big ones. I'm Tumblr famous, mom.

Favorite Moots: @thetrashking-silver tagging u again bc u deserve to know :3 and! @gendered-water I stan our conversations in dms.

Birthday: July 1st!

Favorite Song: probably Stars at our Backs or Pride of a Nameless Hunter. My playlist reminded me of Monster Hunter World again, and that was my first game of the franchise, super nostalgic and a bit emotional for me.

tags: @jeanzoriley-cod @shark-ies @lilbardrhi aaannnddd @rose37373 no pressure on these tho!

[jeanzoriley-cod]

Name: Gena

Age: 29

Relationship Status: Married (2 years as of June!)

Sexuality: Bisexual

Crush Initial: Z

Followers: 174 (When did that happen??)

Favorite Friends/Mutuals: @phoenix-gone-dark @lt-artificer-lazarus @lt-banks @lilbardrhi @callsign-fish @las-almas-border-patrol @zero-sloane @sgt-rook @sgt-garrison @flaanon @cmdr-graves @callsign-coyote @feiyunaskblog @gendered-water @hiraeth-muse @itsvargen @irl-roach-boy @john-captain-price @sixkwings @zero-sloane @prowling-shadows

Birthday: June 10th

Favorite Song: Bloodline by Alex Warren and Jelly Roll

And I tag anyone Thats already tagged above, no pressure

[sgt-rook]

[ Name: ghost / sin or whatever u want to call me idc ] [ Relationship Status: single ] [ Sexuality: extremely gay ] [ Crush Initials: none ] [ Followers: 15? i think? ] [ Favorite Moots: literally all of them, @cmdr-graves, @a-phoenix-must-burn, @shadow-company-eclipse, @callsignswraith, @lt-artificer-lazarus, @lt-fog, @lt-banks, @jeanzoriley-cod uhh if i'm missing any i'm so sorry my memory is shit ] [ Favorite Song: Johnny Ringo by Crown the Empire, really dug deep for that one. gay dramatic villain era ass song. whole johnny series really. or anything radiohead. ] [ tags: you're tagged above, this is a threat ]

[callsignswraith-deactivated2026]

Name: Amanda - Mandy

Age: 28

Relationship Status: Married

Sexuality: ace/bi

Crush Initial: R ❣️

Favorite Friends/Mutuals: @shadow-company-eclipse @ride-sgt-rodeo @ghostsiriley @anti-doodle @mp-arc-askblog @cmdr-graves @lt-artificer-lazarus @zooblezombie985 @feiyunaskblog @home-is-where-i-am I'm sorry if I forgot anyone, it's 2am and I'm on 50mg of quetiapine

Followers: 50ish?

Birthday: April 27th

Favorite Song: any song by VÉRITÉ, honestly

Tags: tagged above, no pressure ❤️

[feiyunaskblog]

Name: Gray (or Green but like one person calls me that)

Age: 19

Relationship Status: Happily Taken

Sexuality: Lesbian

Crush Initial: (idk if this counts bc I'm dating her) B

Friends/Mutuals: @thelocalfolklore @ask-sgtcrow @ride-sgt-rodeo @thetrashking-silver

Followers: 50!!!! Somehow....

Birthday: August 5th (so soon wtf ....)

Favorite Song: (currently) Mimukawa Nice Try by ぬぬぬぬぬ...

Tags: sorry if I repeat tagged anyone!!

[thelocalfolklore]

Name: Xander or Xan :)

Age: N/A

Relationship status: Happily Dating :D

Sexuality: Bisexual

Crush Initial: Don't have one. :)

Friends/Mutuals: @omnipitant-duck @soweli-mosiwa @sparrow-zayda @lovestruck-enby @sirbonesly (Ones who I know well or interact more with. Trying not to double tag people)

Followers: 51. Huh.

Birthday: 4th of September.

Favourite song: PIN-EYE by Jhariah

Tags: Those who are tagged above + @urfavgirllyyyyy @thejohnlockedfemboy @niresenrab (You can yap to me any time. <3)

[sparrow-zayda]

Name: Zayda or Z (The reason i did Z is cause thats my Real names First initial)

Age: 14 (it says that even in my Bio…)

Relationship Status: Single

Sexuality: Bisexual? (Still figuring it out…)

Friends/Mutuals: @alejandro-ask @las-almas-border-patrol @johnprice-asks @thelocalfolklore @gendered-water (If i didn’t put you, i forgot and I’m sorry :c)

Followers: 33 (god damn.)

Birthday: 7th of June

Favorite Song: Let Your Boys Be Country - Jason Aldean

Tags: Anyone can Join :)

[johnprice-asks]

Name: Soren (only @bunnybeaches knows my irl name)

Age: 18

Relationship Status: single 💔💔☹️

sexuality: bi 😛

friends/moots: @pikachu032205 @ask-philgraves @sixfootrod @goatgoesmbe @notsomellowarchiveofchaos @bunnybeaches @gendered-water @ask-chiefkatelaswell @ask-roachsanderson @awkward-fink @ask-alex-keller

followers: 642 (JESUS WHATT I LOVE YOU ALL 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞)

birthday: 28th of jan

fav song: TMBTE/Caramel - sleep token ORRR I know you - Faye Webster

tags: anyone who would like to try this out :)

[awkward-fink]

Oh hey, I got tagged more than once^^ Awesome! Thank you so much!! @johnprice-asks, @jeanzoriley-cod and @sparrow-zayda So, here we go!

Name: Fink or Teebs

Age: 34 (gosh im old)

Relationship Status: engaged, going to marry that man in September

Sexuality: Bisexual

Crush Initial: F

Followers: 84

Favorite Friends/Mutuals: @lt-banks @lilbardrhi @callsign-fish @jeanzoriley-cod @cmdr-graves @hiraeth-muse @itsvargen @john-captain-price @johnprice-asks @alejandro-ask @sparrow-zayda @lusttoke and a few more!!

Birthday: July 17

Favorite Song: at the moment my top three is: Soldiers by Otherwise Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat by Chase Noseworthy What about me? by Takida Tagging? People, hop on here and have some fun! @itsvargen @lilbardrhi @lusttoke @callsign-fish @callsign-king @ask-lieutenant-spirited and aeveryone else that wants to join^^

[itsvargen]

Got tagged twice!

Name: Vargen! Not to be confused with Vargen

Age: 33

Relationship Status: Married for…fuck, almost 6 years

Sexuality: bi/demi

Crush initial: wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

Followers: 26

Favorite friends/mutuals: aw fuck you’re gonna make me list people? What if I forget someone? My object permanence is shit, hold on—

@awkward-fink @jeanzoriley-cod @lilbardrhi @joseyrw @scaredyspooks @callsign-king

^I typed those fuckers from memory

Birthday: Feb 19

Favorite Song: right now? Pet, A Perfect Circle

Tags: oh lord I think everyone has already been tagged because it’s been so long lol

[itsvargen]

If you like going in my crawlspaces, walls, and vents, then which was your favorite and did you like the disco ball next to my bedroom vent?

The disco ball is actually my favorite thing! It reminds me of home

Oh giant death disco ball…the amount of times I have walked under you, only for you to comically come crashing down moments later, narrowly missing my head…

Favorite vent is the one over laundry tho. It’s warm 👍

[jeanzoriley-cod]

🤗 — are there any rpc mutuals that you’d like to meet irl?

Munday asks

Oh god so many, some might never happen because they live on the other side of the world.

I would love to meet @phoenix-gone-dark @lt-artificer-lazarus @lt-banks @lilbardrhi @las-almas-border-patrol @itsvargen @hiraeth-muse @lynxontherun

[itsvargen]

I would also love to meet you irl!!! The fact that my hometown is one state up from where you are too, rahhhhhh

[cmdr-graves]

Oh wait, I’m my group’s lawyer!

It’s because I speak Swedish, the true legal language 👍 Did you need help?

- @itsvargen

Is Swedish gonna help me outta -

[ Reads notes. ]

Damage to government property and unlawful surveillance -?

[itsvargen]

Vi kan döda dem 🤷‍♀️

[lilbardrhi]

PSA for all of those getting the anon hate:

I didn't know this so I wanted to share. This comes from the server I'm running/keep posting about, but the one who mentioned is another roleplayer in the CoD community. Stay safe out there, y'all <3

@jeanzoriley-cod @ghost-askblog @askthemactav @ask-private-141 @shadowcompanys-medic-beaks <- tags for those I know are involved at the moment. Feel free to tag any others!

Edit: When looking at your asks list, click the 3 dots for the anon you want to block. The option to block is in there.

[lilbardrhi]

Addition from cmdr-graves - stay safe, y'all <3

[itsvargen]

If you were a tarot card, which one would you be?

Dis one

[itsvargen]

@

@thebardrp - Bex

2:05am: Do you sometimes think about how birds don't actually know they're birds? 2:10am: They're just like that. Do you think they think we're weird we can't fly? 2:11am: What about planes? 2:12am: What about bats?

[sgt-bell]

YEWWWWW! 🤙 Have at it.

[itsvargen]

He…honestly didn’t do too bad! 2 bingos? Maybe 3?

On a side note, they banned kangaroo meat in California which is dumb as hell. I miss eating kangaroo chili out of a dog food can, what the hell

[itsvargen]

# random text

& curious text

@ask-corporaltwins-141

Either one or both 🤷

Hehehehe

For Chester, the &

5:13pm: Why do I always see you making little wooden dudes?

5:14pm: Are they for something?

For Cecilia, the #

8:20pm: Hey, psst, I found out how to break into the vending machines without maintenance finding out

[itsvargen]

&

@sergeant-fischerandco

2:21pm: Say, can you talk to birds?

2:22pm: Can you ask them a question for me?

[itsvargen]

&

12:25pm: You go to a farm off base right? What’s that like?

12:28pm: Are the animals scary?

12:32pm: How do you know if a horse likes you?

[itsvargen]

*

@ask-shadow-medic-soli

11:35pm: Söli im stuck

11:35pm: In tree

11:35pm: Hellp

11:37pm: Ground too high, your high, ladder? Be ladder?

11:40pm: I give mead? ❤️✨🐴⚡️🍤

11:42pm: Söli I saw a bird help

[itsvargen]

LARP friend did some stress crafting and ended up making a combination brass knuckles axe

Buddy what