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@artefarte
GAH! ITS DONE!
@artefarte i did it :')
*crawls out of the dirt* NYEH! here! take angry boy over here!
YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO PUT CLOTHES ON CATS
also heres it without the background
Thank you sm :,) Zephyrus looks so pissy even as a cat which is perfect ToT the eyeliner too!!! 10/10 looks like he would scratch Eros' face off.
A perfectly natural heterosexual black swan couple raising their cute fluffy babies together as God intended <3
SIKE
THEY'RE GAY
And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!
About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).
These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.
In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.
"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"
Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.
Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)
So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.
This concludes my Ted Talk on gay swans.
I think a lot of the problems with homosexuality is the deviant behavior of some of the people preaching the loudest about it, NOT the act of being attracted to one of the same sex. When you're whipping your cock out in front of actual children and deep throating a strap on in front of children, yeah. People may take issue with you and your message! There will always be people that think its gross. You need to deal with that. You probably live in a country that doesn't behead you, or throw you off a building, or string you up on cranes, or forcibly sodomize you before murdering you. Being called a slur really isn't a concern, is it?
Where do I even start
I made a post about cute fluffy gay swans and... gah. Look at this.
I can assure you that every group will have the odd individual. However to say that this characterises a whole group of people is both short-sighted, and foolish. I can promise you that you are strawmanning the hell out of this --- queer people are not exposing themselves and performing sexual acts in front of children.
And yes. Where I live (a fair democracy) the law will treat you with the same punishment for doing these things regardless of your orientation.
And yes, where I live, queer people don't get beheaded, thrown off buildings, or otherwise punished in inhumane ways for loving who they love. The way you say this, it's almost like: "but you see, subhuman creatures, you should be grateful we aren't doing this. Others have it worse. Therefore, when I call you a slur, be grateful I'm not bashing you instead."
I'll let my own followers come to their own conclusions on what kind of person this makes you, to see a positive, uplifting post about two papa swans and their fluffy cygnets and go "HAH SEE HOW IMMORAL THESE GAYS ARE CALLING THEM SLURS IS OKAY. IT'S A YOU PROBLEM IF YOU THINK OUR BIGOTRY IS UNWARRANTED."
Why, did you expect me to come across this delightful reblog and just let it fester in your lovely blog? No, no. Let the masses hear your words.
In other news, I'm delivering a crash course on an introduction to logic + its importance, and needed an example of poor reasoning, emotional and rash responses, over-generalisations, and logical fallacies. Thank you for writing half the material for me.
AH ITS DONE I DID IT!!!
@artefarte!! im done eepy i did it its FINNALY DONE!!!
i gave him his little paintbrush so he can join us >:3
He's perfect <3 he's adorable <3 he's Crocus and he deserves to curl up cozy in all the sunlight puddles in the world.
Thank you sm!!
@artefarte
EEPY I FINISHED CROCUS!!!!
(i will be doing more ship art of them be warned)
im making another where he has his clothes on. wait hold on that sounds weird out of context.
AWWWW must give chin scratches :D you included the tortoise as well!!! This is too cute 🥺 thank you so much!
NO ONE IS SAFE!!!
art fight attack on @artefarte!!
i catified hermes :3
WEEEE THIS IS ADORABLE <3
I know I've already fawned over him on Art Fight but I wanted to add him to my main blog.
You know, this is oddly appropriate considering the silly amount of times in the FFtMg episodes script, the artistic direction for Hermes is like "pouts like very soggy wet cat" or "hisses like pissed soggy wet cat" or "perches on Crocus' lap like very dignified cat" or "lounges in the sunlight, stretching like a very content cat" or "melts into puddle like very very content cat."
There might be a reason FFtMG is an illustrated webcomic and not a written fanfic lmao.
Medea of Colchis
I can fix her!!!
(Art Fight attack for Themist, not my design. My Art Fight user is _Eepy_Asphodel_ )
Art Fight Attacks (pt. 3)
Send your attacks to _Eepy_Asphodel_ >:D
@monst3ramonst3r's Ivna & Zia (Art Fight page)
Bloobprint's Morana with @neal-illustrator's Conan
Aurobealis' to-be-named character
Art Fight Attacks (pt. 2)
Send your attacks >:) to _Eepy_Asphodel_
@gamygilby's Erichthonius ft. Athena's hand (Art Fight Profile)
Sheepwithwolfblood's Kayne
Planet_moon's Deimos and Phobos
A perfectly natural heterosexual black swan couple raising their cute fluffy babies together as God intended <3
SIKE
THEY'RE GAY
And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!
About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).
These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.
In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.
"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"
Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.
Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)
So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.
This concludes my Ted Talk on gay swans.
Whiny homophobes gonna homophobe <3
I'm a philosophy kid ffs my little noggin has been primed against logical fallacies. I hate logical fallacies, almost as much as this commenter hates cute gay swans.
i drew the gay swans
They're BEAUTIFUL 🥺 gay black swans my beloveddd <3 I love them sm!!!
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A perfectly natural heterosexual black swan couple raising their cute fluffy babies together as God intended <3
SIKE
THEY'RE GAY
And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!
About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).
These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.
In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.
"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"
Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.
Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)
So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.
This concludes my Ted Talk on gay swans.
yaaay! i loved ur latest episode, it was very funny but also poor hermes i think he needs a break
Ik people r worried abt smilax and crocus being a love trianlge but... hera me out,
what if... platonic??
like ikkk u probably r setting up a love triangle or a love triangle fake-out but what if?? And ik u've said somewhere that it's not meant to be myth-accurate and it's just something u like working on so like maybe??
And ik he's blushing an awful lot lmaoaoaoaoaoao but maybe he's just embarassed bc lowkey i would too maybe he's just easily flustered like i become one with tomato when people ask me about crushes lololol
also speaking of not myth-accurate, give crocus a happy ending i begggg
anyway love ur work and can't wait for the next one!!!!!
Yay! I'm delighted that you liked episode 5 <3 I worked very hard on it hahaha.
About Crocus and Smilax...
Only the author knows what the author knows >:) But you're right, FFtMG is definitely more like an illustrated fanfic than a myth-accurate literary masterpiece, so your theory is definitely not out of the realm of possibility...
As for the happy ending, I confessed right from episode one that I'm a wuss who's only chucking bricks (because buildings are too heavy). So there won't really be a focus on Crocus' death if that's what you're worried about!
Hmmm... And we'll see about the happy ending.
"Zephyrus Pt. 2" is live
Eros and Zephyrus conspire to destroy an artist's livelihood, all for the greater good, resulting in a meet... awkward? Probably.
Webcomic is Flowers for the Messenger God, my Hermes & Crocus Webcomic!
Link to Episode 5 here:
Zephyrus Pt. 2 - 9 | Flowers for the Messenger God
I hope you like it, this one was the longest one yet and combined all my pet peeves of perspective, colour, and movement.
Description for Hyacinthus on Art Fight
Me 🤝 @echo-loves-flowerboy
"Hyapollo started out as a one-night stand and they gradually got worse from there"
There's a really nice local Greek restaurant I know that offers set meals, named after various figures from Greek myth, e.g. the "Oceanus" for the seafood meal, the "Adonis" for the wild boar + lettuce salad (foul!!) etc.
Imagine having to keep a straight face, when I, the Extrovert Friend™, order:
"A small Adonis, two regular Oceanus-es (??) and...
an extra-large Priapus."
(The last one is for my two vegetarian friends who think they're funny.)
Beef platter names Pasiphaë
Do they have a Pelops?
They do, actually, but as far as I know it's roast pork shoulder
I think
There's a really nice local Greek restaurant I know that offers set meals, named after various figures from Greek myth, e.g. the "Oceanus" for the seafood meal, the "Adonis" for the wild boar + lettuce salad (foul!!) etc.
Imagine having to keep a straight face, when I, the Extrovert Friend™, order:
"A small Adonis, two regular Oceanus-es (??) and...
an extra-large Priapus."
(The last one is for my two vegetarian friends who think they're funny.)
