☆Ezekiel's☆ Orchard @itsyaboyredacted - Tumblr Blog

If you support Israel fuck off

(Proship dni still applies it makes me feel weird)

Also, here is my pronouns page!

#thought I should update this since im no longer a minor

Bought some Mike and Ikes today of this box I've never tried (they didnt have the ogs 🫤) and they... suck total ass.

Like... holy shit they're bad.

So if you ever find a box of Mike and Ike Thrill Ride mix... don't eat them. Yikes.

#ramblingggg #i was really hesitant about getting this box #but they were the only box mix available that wasnt all one flavor or had kiwi #i mean sure- i couldve gotten a one flavor box- but those are no fun #all in all fuck you kiwis and this box mix sucks ass

spcecowboyyy

a cancelled show can be a dead wife

#i am not okay with this #< LOUDER.#It couldve been stranger things but better...#rebloggle

jawlipops

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

#an ai could never #top 3 human feats“ art- imagination- the power of balls in your mouth #rebloggle

goomyloid

to those not here with us today

#SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. IM DYING. IM JUMPING IN THE LAKE.#rebloggle

0rangejyus

I think labeling close friendships or strong bonds between characters as always being familial or romantic does a disservice to how impactful and meaningful a friendship can be. Those two characters don’t have to view each other as siblings in order to be willing to go to hell and back for each other, their friendship and closeness can be enough for that. A character doesn’t have to feel parental about another in order to want to protect them. A character doesn’t have to feel romantic towards another in order to sacrifice everything for them. Friendship is enough too.

#Queer Al at it again with bangers #rebloggle

You KNOW its going to be a bad acid day when you wake up with the hiccups, continue to have them every 2 hours of the day, and feel like you're going to through up while your stomach feels like its going to explode

#I really need to get diagnosed with GERDs so i can recieve actual treatment #and not have to just pound tums during the day #ramblingggg

My newest torture technique (aka hiccup remover) is taking a water bottle and "drinking" from it aka just holding the water in my mouth because then it becomes a fun game of "if I hiccup all this water is going to go down my windpipe and I drown immediately."

Unfortunately it only really works 3/4 of a time so sometimes I really just fuck myself over and start choking to death but it does get rid of my hiccups after that so maybe its a 100% success rate

#ramblingggg #nobody try this at home

I feel like I'm the only one in this house that understands that we can't keep this kitten. This isnt some "cat distribution" bs, this is a baby animal being confined to a space that isn't stable and nobody seems to see whats wrong with that!! We are MOVING at the end of this month! We are on a fixed, tiny income that makes it difficult for us to fucking afford groceries sometimes! My GRANDPARENTS pay the majority of our rent! That's no place for an animal to be, let alone a baby one!! Why is nobody else seeing this?! Am I the one that's crazy?! Why am I the only one pushing to rehome this kitten?!

#YOU WOULDNT ADOPT A FUCKING KID IF YOU WERE MOVING IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS.#NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD ADOPT AN ANIMAL IN THAT SITUATION- LET ALONE A BABY #WHY IS NO ONE SEEING THIS #WHY IS NO ONE REALIZING HOW CRUEL THIS COULD BE #ramblingggg #vent over

angel-derangement

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

angel-derangement

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows