itty bitty boy

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[ashes2caches]

if cis was a slur then people would tag porn with it.

[hunter-rodrigez]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-am-a-fish]

women with deep voices ❤️

[i-am-a-fish]

men with high voices ❤️

[i-am-a-fish]

your voice specifically the one that you use 🫵❤️

[pukicho]

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

[firel-makes-music]

Who asked

[pukicho]

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

[memeuplift]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cannibalchicken]

Yeah

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[oneheadtoanother]

[quintsmachete]

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

[pansyfemme]

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[greelin]

[sergle]

this tweet is making me choke to death

[sergle]

1. precisely 2. really really enjoying this phrasing

[crazy-brazilian]