It Started With A Comic

That's all it was. A comic. Now I'm eternally trash for it, these sweet hockey boys. Side blog dedicated to OMGCheckPlease!

[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[itsacpsideblog]

Alicia Zimmermann: fashion icon

so, Jack was born in 1990. Which means we can reasonably infer that Alicia Zimmermann was a fashion model in the mid-to-late 1980s. I firmly believe there’s a Wall of Shame in the Zimmermann house, featuring such highlights as:

(she was brunette for most of the 80s. it was in.) And her personal favorite:

Alicia calls it her Wall of Glory and proudly shows it off to all visitors, while telling them her favorite anecdote about the time she and Linda Evangelista outran the cops after spray painting anti-Reagan graffiti on several buildings across the fashion district

[thebigpurplebook]

Please tell me this wall is facing Bob’s trophies/medals/etc?

OR tell me Bob keeps putting some of the best ones in random places around the house, like Alicia will open the fridge and there’ll be a frame there with one of this weird 80s photos and she’ll just move it to get the milk.

But later on Bob will find a photo of him with a mullet inside his wallet, and he doesn’t realise till one of the cashiers somewhere stares at it.

I just want Bob and Alicia to be trolls to each other in a loving way u_u

[itsybittle]

(That was accidentally done on my main, oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

[violacakes]

One time she’s trying to talk Bob into a new suit and mutters about how many Zimmermann jerseys she’s worn for HIM over the years…

The following week a crate arrives because he has ordered FIFTY different t-shirts featuring Alicia’s most outrageous 80’s photo shoots…

But she doesn’t actually cry about it until Jack and Bitty come to stay and promptly steal & wear several of the Alicia shirts casually around the house.

Alicia Zimmermann: deadset fashion icon.

[bshittyknights]

bitty talking about nhl players buying his jam at a family gathering some time in the future and aunt judy pointedly interrupting and asking “now, sugar, whose method did you use for that jam those boys like so much again?” while looking straight at suzanne and mrs. bittle just like snaps a fork in half

[goldenaltar]

#bitty’s life flashes before his eyes

[lovethygoalies]

i see literally no difference

[icosahedonist]

There’s a difference: Geno loves himself enough not to lie down on a nasty ass couch.

[thehausghosts]

Tater loves himself enough not to wear Those Pants

[holscm]

i’m not saying eric bittle has adhd and hyperfocuses on baking/cooking/jam-making as a coping mechanism but

that’s exactly what i’m saying

[awfullyruby-deactivated20180407]

@holscm that’s what I’ve  BEEN SAYING im so glad someone else saw this !!!

[nanlicia]

um whose fuckin HAT is this??? tater didnt show up in a hat he’s not wearing one in ANY of the other panels is this RANSOM’S EFFIN WHITE HAT?!?!

who put this on him and what does rans say when he gets it back hooooomygooshh

[nanlicia]

did ransom literally run into him upstairs and lose his hat in the process of running away?! did tater just plop the hat on his head and be on his merry way?! did the rest of the team EVEN NOTICE?! did rans get it back later that day and just,,, cry w it clutched to his chest??!?

[zim-tits]

A CINDERELLA STORY

[itsybittle]

Bitty I can't believe you actually betrayed your mother like this

[samwellbros]

let it be known that Lardo Duan has canonically won against three different nhl hockey players in beer pong

[samwellbros]

Shitty lovingly kissing the tv screen once jack appears rb if u agree

[omgcheckplease]

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[heresyourchecksir]

Guys! Ngozi is asking us what Hogwarts Houses we think everyone is! Go vote!

Jack Zimmermann

Bitty

Lardo

Shitty

Ransom

Holster

Chowder

Nursey

Dex

[akawaru]

the floor is loving and appreciating Chowder

[ittybittybakerbittle]

alicia: jack honey i saw you didn't rt my selfie....

jack: what's a rt

bad bob: at this point you're dragging yourself jacques

[whoacanada]

Jack seems like the kind of person that would get lost in a resort town and while everyone’s looking for him he’s just hanging out at the candle shop thoroughly enjoying watching the employees dip and carve wax. 

[audiaphilios]

Bitty finally makes him a t-shirt for trips like this that says:

IF LOST, PLEASE RETURN TO @omgcheckplease 

[soholsom]

I love the idea of Bitty opening his twitter and finding lots of pictures that strangers have tweeted at him of like Jack wandering down the street, sitting in cafes, reading the historical plaques, falling asleep on random park benches, petting random dogs, etc

[wrathofthestag]

@whoacanada  100% yes. Jack stands there, his soft serve cone slowly melting in his hand while he happily licks and watches the candle makers work. He buys popcorn from a cart and feeds some pigeons.  He buys a couple maps but doesn’t open them, just tucks them away in the back pocket of his jeans.  He buys Bitty a t-shirt with the town’s name on it.  He declares it the best afternoon.

[whoacanada]

#softjack

[marquisdehockey]

I bet SMH has noticed that people in-universe talk a lot of shit about Jack Zimmermann and has not exactly taken kindly to this fact. I bet they decide to do something about it. I bet Lardo is their ring leader

What I’m suggesting is that SMH take it upon themselves to dilute all the shitty things people say about Jack with terrible rumours of their own. Like

Jack Zimmermann kicks puppies

I heard he worships Satan

Of course, that’s why he kidnaps babies and sacrifices them

Jack Zimmermann supports Gary Bettman

Jack posts angry anonymous comments on YouTube

He was the accomplice of Ted Cruz, the zodiac killer

Jack Zimmermann personally cancelled Firefly

So now when people say shit like ‘I heard he does coke before every game.’ someone else just assumes it’s pat of the joke and adds, ‘yeah, and he’s robbed fifty Burger Kings so far’

[tiredbitchh]

@chrisfranklinchow

[alcoholanon]

Poots “I forgot gay people existed for a second there”

Thirdy: “Oh he just came out”

Snowy: “Thisisabigdealbuthecameoutcasuallysobecasual.”

Tater: “I’VE BEEN MISGENDERING THE BAKER THIS WHOLE TIME?!”