Still Here, Unfortunately

Have a sexuality? In this economy? What am I? Made of money? Gender: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She/her is cool for now

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[underoosstark]

who is the original creator of this I need to thank them hdjdkdkddkkd

[mrboifriend]

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

[mega-bed-deactivated20190401]

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

[kalbijjim-deactivated20181129]

literally just learned after 23 years of existence that annie get your gun is not a sequel to beloved redhead musical annie.

[annabelle--cane]

bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be blood

[angerofangels]

I dont wanna be that guy bc its awesome that lesbians love hozier but Nina Cried Power is pretty specifically abt civil rights especially in refference to the black civil rights movement like literally its in the title referring to Nina Simone and Frankly if this site wasnt so overrun by white gays making memes abt themselves theres no way that would be so overlooked lol

[bearimy-dot]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

[lledxela]

Finally a gif set that captures holts tone of voice in this scene

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

[the-neon-pineapple]

fun fact: modern paleontologists and archaeologists have pointed to some greek vase art of mythological monsters as being evidence that the greeks dug up dinosaur skulls and were like “what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk” 

and then they did the Greek Thing and painted naked men fighting the monster 

or, well, a deeply flawed representation of what they imagined the fossil had looked like while alive, an early form of paleoart. 

but sometimes they also just. drew the skull and slapped a black blob monster onto it? anyway i love the greeks.

[captainshroom]

NICE

[vote-for-eggman]

[crashington]

[crashington]

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[acecroft]

Killjoys | 3x10 Wargasm

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

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ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

[softlonelyprince]

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

[lejazzhot]

Joe.

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Talk shit get hit.

[misspsychotic]

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

[bixbiboom]

I don’t understand why you would gif this scene but cut off the actual verbal bitch slap.

Viscount: [angrily] “Sir, you will find the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!”

Joe: [stonefaced] “Perhaps. But it’s in your eyes.”

[mossofthewoodsjewelry]

Four tourists this week now I’ve found lost in the woods, and today for the first time I gave one of them a ride back to their car. It’s exhausting but at the same time I’m finally living out my fantasy of being the local benevolent witch who knows the local land like the back of her hand offering succor to weary travelers come to enjoy the beauty of her woods.

[ratlezbian]

Me on a date: calls you both “babe” and “dude”

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

i’m deleting my account i just found out the jonas brothers are actually brothers and there’s 3 OF THEM i thought it was just a band name and my friends are laughing at me because i never watched camp rock i fucking hate all of you and i hate america and nick, or whatever the fuck the other ones names are, fuck you especially

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

my sister just messaged me about this post and said “Hey quick question since we’re siblings who have lived in the same house for many years What did you THINK the Jonas brothers were?” in somehow the most condescending tone over text so along with disowning all my friends i also have a sister for sale on the market & if you’re interested please send a letter to my address at 108 Dumbass Boulevard and be sure to send the payment in bitcoin so i can take it with me to my grave to rot with me along with a never opened gold edition copy of camp rock tucked in my arms

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

[dykean-moved-deactivated2020051]

this is legitimately the worst night of my life

[blakegallo]

matt damon as brett “I WENT TO YALE” kavanaugh | snl 9.29.2018

[riricitaa]

Captain America with sunglasses is a mood 😎😏