here bc instagram banned me for no reason

(if you must know, i'm fuckin' 32 and i hate it) please excuse me while i make this a real blog and check the links in nav and my intro post for more about whatever this is.

[itumblagain]

intro post b/c i guess i'm a person

EDIT: apparently blogs will legit block me if i don't fess up to my age? so congrats, now you know i'm 30. don't get to be 30. being 30 sucks.

EDIT 2: also, if it matters, i started using tumblr back when tumblr was a new website, i just quit for a long time, hence why my blog is new (or looks new? i think this new account i made has been lying around a while, i just never used it, especially since this isn't a sideblog - hence the general emptiness/"under construction" vibe).

admittedly feels kinda weird to try and prove i'm old enough to view Saucy content to people years younger than me but i guess i get it... even though i was "over 18" online since dial-up. i am unfortunately not lying though and am indeed a 30yr old woman returning to tumblr after many long years. sigh.

EDIT 3: so tumblr's changed since back in the day, so here are my links for those who can't see them on the mobile theme, idk:

to read / bio / likes

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i guess i'll be posting on here eventually so without being too personal because it's tumblr: i'm a "late millennial" bitch from nyc, now in dc, so i am very impatient, vacillate between self-importance and self-loathing, and incredibly tired. am now studying fun computer stuff, where i can but would never do illegal things, because public service (i.e. dealing with The People) is psychologically draining.

i like and am here for:

my original reason for my return to tumblr: pretty/handsome/talented actors and related content

dogs (give me a shepherd, and i'll give you a shepherd who can participate in dog sports but will refuse not to sleep on the bed or jump on you for hugs... or i'll keep them)

cities (why do you think I got a degree in them? do you know how expensive those are?)

relatedly, trains (the importance of public transit... but i'm also just kind of a train nerd)

food (i will eat in a three-star michelin restaurant for dinner then get lunch from a rickety cart the next day, i don't care, i love food, and yes, do enjoy looking at photos of it, so have no shame and post that shit)

the usual shit, anything on my fave games/shows/movies/whatever (which i can't be bothered to type out a list of right now, sorry)

photography (this is a hobby but i'd put mind on a separate blog, but i'll enjoy photography of anything related to the above!)

i don't like and am not here for (but by all means fuck around and find out):

your bad political takes

blog recs?

[coffeeandstrawberries]

Parisian windows by Raphael Metivet

[flaneuresse]

[itumblagain]

my new landlord is stressing me tf out but my problematic fave is stressing me out mildly too so i'm gonna focus on the latter because it's easier than worrying about my own real life and things that actually affect me and

wait. holy shit, do i almost understand parasociality now?

[oneheadtoanother]

[mysticblondex]

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

[matthewgrantanson]

Roadside, Santa Fe -- December 14th, 2025

Etsy

[qcharlie]

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

[tvandfilm]

Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

[memeuplift]

[2nd-massachusetts]

*gently takes your face in my hands* hey. remember that fandom is for fun. if you're not having fun it is ok to step back. if you're intentionally making it unfun for others it is ok to step back. none of this is real. go sit in the sun and smell a flower. i love you.

[lesbianshepard]

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

[lesbianshepard]

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

[bunjywunjy]

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

[cpahlow]

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

I see we’re all doing well,

[pwh3]

It's sunset sky season again in New York City.

[boschintegral-photo]

Tokyo From Tokyo Tower Tokyo, Japan

[matthewgrantanson]

Soloist, Los Angeles -- November 26th, 2025

Etsy