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abby. 18. alternative rock enthusiast. (ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

[itwasallamarillo]

i haven’t been on here in like a minute hello does anyone still go on here and does anyone still remember me lmaoo

[velmasdinkleys]

i’ve been using this website since i was like 13 and i keep getting war flashbacks to old school tumblr like

rise of the brave tangled dragons

“the supernatural fandom has a gif for everything”

fluffy chicken

british youtubers

“ask made rebloggable by request”

missing e.

when people would make individual posts greeting every new follower they got

drapple (truly one of the lowest moments of the harry potter fandom)

those powerpoints that were like “my mum reacts to these generic white guys”

flower crowns

justgirlythings

GLEE

before tumblr took away the ability to edit posts so there were all those “bold what you prefer” surveys

everyone getting betrayed by cole sprouse

the divide between fandom blogs and hipster blogs

those barbie videos

when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone freaked out like the world was ending but literally nothing happened

“i stole them from the president”

the way gifs were like always orange??

mishapocalypse 

LOKI’D

transparent pictures

bronies

that one peter pan face character at disneyland

the fault in our stars and the perks of being a wallflower quotes everywhere

[silenthill]

The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response

[agirlnamedally]

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

[icecoldorangejuice]

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

[ariaste]

Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, Papá

[lucazade-blog1]

also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget about it or think that it is too late to reply. i’m sorry if i’ve ever made someone feel bad bc of this - honestly, it’s never personal, it’s just me and my inner problems. i will try harder to work on it. thank you for ever initiating conversations with me

[cardcaptorr]

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

[mjalti]

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[conquerorwurm]

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

[combeferret]

#stop calling me out

[prokopetz]

How come world-famous rock stars never have normal college degrees? You never see a bassist with a BA in English, or whatever - it’s always either they never finished high school or they’ve got, like, a doctorate in astrophysics. There’s no middle ground.

[solitaryqueen]

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

[unclefather]

very polite

[dragongirltitties]

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

[petty-dabbler-of-the-dark-arts]

NSA agent Soulmate AU

[lizgillies]

[1999gorl]

“WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS” DSFKLJDSKLJKLJFSDKJLXCZ 

[uponthespot]

“Kid’s sketchy. Back to you guys.”

[overzoe-deactivated20161026]

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.