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[lahvn]

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

[myceel]

Tru

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

[logarto]

im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny

[spongebobfreezeframes]

[nutsacktorturer]

finally some good news

[nutsacktorturer]

[perfectlygenericblog]

HE’S REAL

[elbow-noodle]

[beyondmyveil-deactivated2019020]

A man is born through a woman and he is raised by a woman and he falls in love with a woman and he marries a woman and I am surprised about the man who doesn’t respect a woman.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[stonerparty]

Visit Original Link

The Notorious B.I.G.: Gimme The Loot

[asapwalky]

[shitpostbot5k]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[like-fairy-tales]

By: Roony | fairytalesoflondon

[thoughts-in-shower]

Every night, we allow our brains to paralyse our bodies and give us vivid hallucinations that either torture or entertain us at random until it decides to let us go.

[caribbeanvibesblog]

[vinstage4u]

[hellish-daddy]