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We are now seeing a lot of talk that Trump may have just played conservatives like a bunch of fools and is actually gonna be liberal AF. While I would love to see a liberal pres. Let us not forget why we're so goddamn angry: regardless of policies, he was elected as a racist, misogynistic, assailant of a man, and that's a big part of why we're so mad about it.
So lemme get this straight...
It is the natural male urge to rape women because they are so turned on by exposed skin that they can't control themselves to behave otherwise And being anything other than cishet is unnatural... I think I'll take those supposedly unnatural urges that manage to not hurt anybody rather than the ones that are violent and gross.
#LoseYourVCard I lost my V-Card in 2008, now it’s time to lose yours. Register to vote through @dosomething or DoSomething.org/harto
Let's go, fall semester.
Leslie Jones’s website has been cruelly hacked and it’s NOT okay
An unknown hacker broke into her personal website on Tumblr and shared nude photos of the actress, pictures of her passport, and a copy of her driver’s license. A “joke” at the top makes it clear that Leslie Jones is being targeted for her race.
"I don't get the flu shot because I don't want all that extra shit in my body" -says the woman who eats McDonald's everyday and smokes.
Me: "*person* is a dick!" Other person: "they just have a shit personality" Me: "thats the DEFINITION of a dick."
reading The Picture of Dorian Gray...
-Lord Henry is everyone's elitist friend who they thought was really smart in high school -I feel bad for Basil on, like, every level -There are literally no straight people in this book (which is great) -Reeve Carney really is perfect as DG -*thinks about Reeve Carney* -*swoons* -He may be a dick but he's so pretty! -*claps* I guessed the ending! -Need a new book...
The woman consistently accused of being a gold digger yields no financial gain from her supposed plot.
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what the fuck is leo the lion and why can’t i find anything about it on youtube
the subtitles are just a part of the movie and they’re always different from the spoken dialogue
there isn’t even any spoken line here they just wrote this in
the subtitles arent even the weirdest part tho?? like
I dont have enough screencaps to really show how crazy this movie is but yeah
seriously if you have Netflix watch it
Other notable points:
There’s basically no background???
At one point there’s a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don’t know why
The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet??
They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almost all of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio
Some background monkeys have rasta hats on… it is neither addressed nor explained
The proportions are so weird… it makes me feel unclean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharp and lanky
vaguely sexual elephant cuddling
“that night was filled with…(sultry voice shift) such promise”
elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy
villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes
newborn babies can speak full sentences
One motherfucker doing the extra voice in the jungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, i feel his pain, he is me
Antelope suggests they will be safe in The Heart Of The Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely on fire
There’s a song at one point did I mention that
The antelope has dentures, no this is never explained either
I swear to god the voice of the elephant twins is so familiar who is it
ITS FUCKKKI N G DEBI DERRYBERRY
IM ONLY 40 MINUTES IN WH Y IS THER MROE
ITS FROM 2013 AND YET I CAN FIND NEXT TO NOTHING ON IT LIKE ANYWHERE???
OKAY
I’D LIKE TO ELABORATE FURTHER ON THIS MOVIE AS I HAVE JUST WATCHED IT I”M LITERALLY CRYING ABOUT IT
I can’t believe what I’ve seen
Leo ends up adopting five children???
Two of them are the queen elephants children who he WITNESSED given BIRTH
They FOLLOW him AWAY from their mother
And he just takes them to the heart of the jungle or as the subtitles called it the Lake of Milk where orphaned children would be taken care of
He LEAVES a baby monkey and baby cheetah to be taken care of by a chameleon
I sense subtext from the baby monkey and cheetah??? I don’t???
The Antelope who suggested they go here in the first place falls in LOVE with the CHAMELEON
And that’s not the worst part
In the midst of all this happening, after the unexplained forest fire Maximus Ele Phante the white elephant (or Zanco as the subtitles said) goes to look for the elephant children
He finds them by tracking five feet of foot prints and just sheer nonsense follows
Maximus “kills” the Antelope (Kobo/Ope) and there’s this lame-ass montage of all the scenes he was in until now
He says some parting words to Leo that are like “We had such great adventures together” and shit like that but the SUBTITLES said “You were a great father and you’d make a great HUSBAND” and I was like wtf cause for a second I was convinced that Ope and Leo were engaged
and then the fuxking chameleon’s like “Nah, this ain’t gonna work” and her head turns into the antelopes head and he comes back to life???? I have no clue what happened
But he YELLS ANGRILY at Leo to go get his damn kids and at this point I’m just rubbing my face
He interrupts the Queen Elephants wedding to Maximus and tells everyone that the white elephant murdered the original king and can’t marry the queen because (as the subtitles so nicely put it) he’s a murderer
Then Leo wins in a 12hr chase around the jungle until Maximus gets tired and the Outsiders (humans) capture him
Absolutely no one helps him or thinks better of this like?? I mean I guess he murdered someone but still this is a kids movie
In the end you find out the narrator wasn’t actually the antelope is was old Leo telling this story to his mutant ELEPHANT-LION CHILDREN
I’M NOT JOKING LOOK
Not only is there one song but several
At the end of the movie there’s a goddamn random-ass song about Leo the Lion being a vegetarian and it’s the most annoying, trippy, bullshit I’ve ever seen in a kids movie
He talks about eating hot-fudge sundaes like a lion has ever heard of that
The moon is a banana
Leo mentions he wearing deODOrant
The credits aren’t capitalized what-so-ever??
THE ZEBRA’S NIPPLES
I need to watch this immediately.
I rely on this on a daily basis.
goals:
Work from home and wear nothing but house dresses and fancy tea dresses.
Just a reminder that Jared Leto’s not Heath Ledger, just like Heath Ledger wasn’t Jack Nicholson, and Jack Nicholson wasn’t Cesar Romero.
Wait---thats not how characters work?
Been a pretty big week for me, I turned 25, got a brow pencil, lots of changes overall.
Mike is the best character in Friends.
He’s the only one who calls out the group for being weird and self-important, he gets Phoebe in a way that no one-not any member of the group, not even David-does, he’s fun, he’s independent, he’s passionate, and when his family tries to draw him away from Phoebe he basically tells them to fuck off because it’s his life. Furthermore, he’s open and honest about how he views his future when the topic of marriage comes up and is later able to compromise and grow as a person in order to be with Phoebe.
Not to mention, early 00′s Paul Rudd is a goddamn delight.
Monica Geller’s arms=goals.
Seth Meyers has a serious warning for the Bernie or Bust people still holding out
At the DNC, Bernie asked Democrats to “take a moment to think about the Supreme Court justices that Donald Trump would nominate and what that would mean to civil liberties, equal rights, and the future of our country.”
Gifs: Late Night with Seth Meyers
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