Summer Day’s

I just need a word so I know you know I am still here.

[jasoncanty01]

[aidashakur]

date men who communicate and apologize

[akumeoy]

i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

they just hate strong women

[akumeoy]

this

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[iamnotheretoamuseyou]

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandparents are baffled when we just don’t care about certain things. The last time we did a socially distanced lunch they were complaining that our neighbor keeps really old broken cars that he likes to work on in his front yard and we were like “Yeah, and?” and they didn’t know how to respond to that.

Like the very idea that we would just mind our own business and tolerate mildly annoying behavior from other people is like rocket science to them. They just can’t comprehend it.

[science-jumps]

My mum never has anything nice to say about modern music. It’s always “this song is shallow nonsense”. Yeah maybe I want to listen to shallow nonsense. What about it

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

A regular conversation I keep having with my mom:

“Ugh, look at that girl. Tattoos everywhere.”

“So what?”

“….Well I think it looks ugly.”

“She didn’t get them for you.”

[chesters-unhinged-pringles]

That is a great response, I am using it forever now, thank you

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[joshlovesyou]

[smegma-factory]

I don't like that watermark one bit

[delimeatsdotgov]

Thanks for the input smegma factory

[healingsuggestions]

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

[72699]

[super-bi-feminism]

Friendly reminder that bisexual, pansexual, asexual, and aromantic people do not experience “straight passing privilege”.

Identity erasure is not a privilege, it is oppression.

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘you are treated as ‘normal’ provided you never speak about or acnowlege your identity’

[doomhamster]

neither, importantly, do “passing” trans people. or anyone else.

[onaveridiansea]

“You are treated as ‘normal’ provided you never speak about or acknowlege your identity.”

[fatsoupy]

i found out yesterday while my grandpa was helping me move that he consistently carries four knives on him at all times. it’s as natural as carrying around his phone and wallet for him. he says if anyone ever attacks him and takes his first knife, they’re in for a surprise. if they take his second knife? another surprise. his third knife? buddy, you’re in for a treat: another knife

[fatsoupy]

i told knife grandpa this post got famous and he got real paranoid as if suddenly everyone everywhere is going to know he has all these knives on him

[ivebeenalone]

Imagine my mum hates you and she loves and forgives everyone.

[pan-rants]

┏┓

┃┃╱╲ in

┃╱╱╲╲ this

╱╱╭╮╲╲ house

▔▏┗┛▕▔ we

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

Love and support pan people

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[leiko-tomago]

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

[ichigoskurosaki]

Spirited Away (2001) — Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

“Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.”