I'm not a Karen

randy marsh rp blog 18+

[ivegottegriditydead]

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL MY BEER?

@sir-stan

[ivegottegriditydead]

yeah i aint answering perverted questions about the 13 year old that makes me extremely uncomfortable but know this anyone eyeing shelly badly ends up in a very large hole its a very big farm..

..

[escuerzoresucitado]

[122mg]

@cartmanbrah

[stanbarf]

Call me sick, but I love making up stories about how you won your sister's heart. Why does everyone think incest is disgusting? This is amazing😯!

WHAT????

[ivegottegriditydead]

STANNN!!! You're not fucking your sister no son of mine is gonna be an Alabama man go to your room!

[stanbarf]

im not!! and i wasnt going to!!!

[ivegottegriditydead]

Good good ... cause between you and me you can do better than a weed hater

[escuerzoresucitado]

[122mg]

@cartmanbrah

[stanbarf]

Call me sick, but I love making up stories about how you won your sister's heart. Why does everyone think incest is disgusting? This is amazing😯!

WHAT????

[ivegottegriditydead]

STANNN!!! You're not fucking your sister no son of mine is gonna be an Alabama man go to your room!

[stanbarf]

your mom didn't want to play with me and for that I spanked her on the chest🪰

rip

[ivegottegriditydead]

Whaaat is Sharon cheating on me???

[shirtsthatgohard]

[ivegottegriditydead]

I think today i something important but i can't remember what.. do you know what's so important today, Stan?

@sir-stan

[stanbarf]

[ivegottegriditydead]

[ivegottegriditydead]

I think today i something important but i can't remember what.. do you know what's so important today, Stan?

@sir-stan

[dead-----blog]

You ok?

I'm fine.

[ivegottegriditydead]

Weed will calm you down

[stanbarf]

Did you tell someone i supplied you with alcohol? (bojackhorsemanobviously) like.. you were maybe just drunk or something and it slipped out because your angry that i threw your drink away. I'm not mad at you i just need to get this cleared up.

no but maybe if u didnt take my drink away this wouodnt have happened, asshole!

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[bjhorsemanomoved]

...    Relax Bojack, you don’t want to go to prison for assaulting a minor..

“ I was just trying to be a responsible adult..”

[stanbarf]

Yeah well I didn't ask you to be! The world is too shit to stay sober and you took that from me

[bjhorsemanomoved]

The world is shitty with alcohol i did you a favor , trust me that shit just makes you feel worse and you end up banging some chick and have to live knowing you almost had a kid but then you paid for that abortion and then your fatherless and all alone and no one loves you.....

what were we talking about again?

[stanbarf]

....Huh? My dad drinks and I don't think that's happened to him, ...probably.

Dude I don't know but I didnt say shit about you to anyone

[ivegottegriditydead]

The only thing I ever fucked while high was Towlie

[ccartman]

Quick, kill him. Now.

How the hell am I suppose to know who tf you're talking about brah

[ivegottegriditydead]

Kill grandpa I need that inheritance

[ivegottegriditydead]

You’re right, I didn’t see that coming. For sure thought you were going to say Stan.

That would have been too obvious, besides they'll never be as amazing as me

[ivegottegriditydead]

Do you have a favorite child?

I don't know both my children are kind of losers , maybe Towlie

[stanbarf]

Tell your parents that you're not a toy and you don't need to be picked up!😤

but what if I need a ride

[ivegottegriditydead]

Upsys daisy! Grabs Stan by his waist and suddenly throws him on his shoulder

[ccartman]

Your mother doesn't need you anymore she has me now (Ted)

Pfft in your dreams, old man.

[ivegottegriditydead]

Who is this Ted guy? Is he hotter than me?