Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around

Bojack horseman rp blog, obviously 18+ will not rp with minors 

[bjhorsemanomoved]

moving out of pure lazyliness as i’ve been more active on my other tumblr main account and have no big desire to log in/out to get to my rps so im just moving em.

https://bojackhorsemannobviously.tumblr.com/

[stanbarf]

I’m going to California to be a star on Broadway. Later, dude.

see ya

[bjhorsemanomoved]

That's a terrible idea

[stanbarf]

U

[stanbarf]

do you ever feel like a failure at life and nothing else matters? (Bojackhorsemanobviously )

every single day of my life

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[bjhorsemanomoved]

“Well you know what helps with those thoughts Jerry springer watching miserable people be miserable at eachother always makes me feel a tiny bit better about my life .”

[stanbarf]

heard porn bots might be following you sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. (bojackhorsemanobvilousy)

theyre so annoying man... every 5 minutes i get another bot following me :/

.......u sure they arent bots..?

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[bjhorsemanomoved]

“Well not to brag but I am a celebrity so I have beauitful women follow me almost daily. “Not true but sometimes he liked to think it was .   “ and its not very open minded to ignore them just because their robots , robot women need love too.”

[pine-crackle]

What is this a crossover episode

[bjhorsemanomoved]

@sir-stan​

[cartmanandbutters]

You look like you're seen better days (Bojackhorsemanobviously)

"Yeah well- it is what it is."

Raises an eyebrow, looking him over

"Do I know yew?"

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[bjhorsemanomoved]

Bojack felt insulted by this question having a strong itch to tell this fat loser what a big deal he use to be but instead he just said

" Doubt it." He shrugged. " " but I think I saw you on America's biggest loser last month. ;

@cartmanandbutters

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[futuresabove]

i don't know what younger person needs to hear this, but it is so valid to not want to drink alcohol at all, or to only want to drink very rarely. don't let others pressure you into joining in with those societal rituals. it is an outrage how normalized drinking alcohol is, to the point that those who choose to abstain are constantly forced to justify their private choices, be publicly questioned about what led to these choices or excluded from activities altogether. you do not ever need to justify your reasons for this. there are absolutely valid and important reasons to not drink, and nobody has a right to know your personal reasonings.

[bjhorsemanomoved]

@sir-stan​ 

[stanbarf]

Did you drink your orange juice today? It builds strong bones (Bojackhorsemanobviously)

no, my sister drank it all

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[bjhorsemanomoved]

“You have a sister?............... did you tell her you love her?”  

@sir-stan

[bjhorsemanomoved]

ever think about how its kind of weird we let kids sit on some strangers lap at the mall and everyone is ok with that cause he’s a in red suit and we call him santa

I think its pretty weird

[bjhorsemanomoved]

"Hey Dad, I got a joke for ya. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?" (( hoofenxit ))

"No idea, but make sure to keep this joke pg friendly." Bojack said with a light chuckle.

@hoofenxit

[hoofenxit]

She stopped for a brief moment to consider...Yeah it was pg enough, 

“Virgin Mobile!”

Totally didn’t get it from a tiktok but hey, it was amusing to her she had to share it.

[bjhorsemanomoved]

Bojack let out a light chuckled, looking bemused, “Hey that’s pretty funny, you ever consider becoming a comedian?”

@hoofenxit​

[angelicguy]

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

[selfcare-journey]

Instead of berating yourself by saying “I should’ve known better”, “I should have made a different choice”, “I shouldn’t have done that”,

Say that now you know! “Next time, I will know better”, “Next time, I will make a different choice”, “Next time, I’ll try this instead”

We are all learning constantly, you can’t know everything your first go around

[bjhorsemanomoved]

"Hey Dad, I got a joke for ya. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?" (( hoofenxit ))

"No idea, but make sure to keep this joke pg friendly." Bojack said with a light chuckle.

@hoofenxit

[bjhorsemanomoved]

Bojack would you rather Honeysuckle find a nice horse to date or human/other animal?

"I'd rather she not date anyone if i'm being perfectly honest but I can't stand in the way of her happiness as long as she's happy that all that matters.. as long as it isn''t with mr. peanutbutter."

[random-positivity]

recovery is supposed to be messy because humans are messy. a bad day, a relapse, a meltdown, none of that means that its not worth it, that means youre on track to a good place if you just keep going.