seems like it's a severe case of... ijbolitis 😂
A condition where the one diagnosed can't stop laughing.
西村力 ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ ૮꒰ྀི ୨ ៸៸៸ ୧ ྀི꒱ა ❤︎ ໋𓈒 ◍
𝐍𝐈-𝐊𝐈 ➙ arguments are never serious with your boyfriend when you both suffer from ijbolitis. (💧—ᴗ—) ⊰⊹ฺ ──── angst (not really), reader is a bit immature, ni-ki is a sweetheart, use of pet names, skinship, crack? mild cursing, cringy if you think about it so don't. (pls) FLUFF. ꩜ based on the term spoonerism where, initial consonant sounds, vowels, or morphemes of two or more words are swapped unintentionally during speech.
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five days since the food exhibition you loved going to every year was held, five days since you missed it and he hasn't even noticed, five days since you've been secretly mad at him.
you were sooo mad and frustrated at your tall and handsome boyfriend you didn't even bother mentioning it just to see if he would remember or at least, notice but it's been five days.
almost a week and he has no idea at all and even though you know how busy ni-ki is, you couldn't help but get frustrated── after all, he promised you didn't he? and maybe your frustration was also coming out of the insecurities rooted deep inside your heart because this wasn't the first time he ditched a plan and also from how much you missed him.
he envelopes you in his arms as soon as he's home that evening, "practice was hell, missed you so much." his voice, soothing in your ear but much as you want you bury your face in his chest, you don't, just humming which makes him pull back to look at you.
"what's wrong?" ── "nothing, nothing at all" you pull away from his embrace to walk towards your dressing table to do something he doesn't care about right now. "come on angel don't do that, i told you i missed you and now you're being like this.."
you squint your eyes when you see him sticking his bottom lip out, sighing as you turn away from him to keep yourself from giving in. "don't act like you don't know nishimura."
gulp, uh-oh seems like you're mad. think nishimura think, what did you do?
"oh my god angel i'm so sorry i was going to tell you! but i just thought i would tell you later but i swear" ──── "tell me what."
gulp(x2), so it's something else. . . damn him. "uhh that i accidently by the way, burntyourshirtwhileitriedtoironityesterday?" he blinks rapidly with a smile that makes him look like he's constipated. but that's not at all why you're angry and you're looking at him like you're going to murder him very soon. oh how he wishes he could taste chicken for the last time before─
"you promised me we would go to the food exhibition together! and this isn't the first time you ditched me ni-ki! what's going on!?" ni-ki looks at you for a moment, the gears in his head turning while he tries to remember about it, "the exhibition... shit. i totally forgot about it! is it today? we can go now! it's just been an hour we can-"
"what the fuck..." you cover your mouth as you look away, you're angry; or supposed to be, you don't want to laugh and you know what's going to happen if you would look at his face right now. your poor boyfriend who's diagnosed with a severe case of ijbolitis looks like he's fighting for his life to just NOT laugh at your face right now.
you turn around abruptly attempting to look 'tuff' as ni-ki would've said, "i-i meant to say that you dissed the mate!"
damn your tongue, you bite your lip and close your eyes to control yourself but unfortunately for you, being with your boyfriend for so long has contaminated you with ijbolitis too.
it starts with a snicker then a mouth fart which follows with the tall boy falling on his knees, laughing after he looses all control he was trying to hold so desperately onto. "i'm sorry..." he mutters in between laughs trying to breathe but he just can't. and before you know it, you're joining him on the floor, crying and laughing, smacking his arm while you two snort like pigs, pigs in love.
sighhh "tummy..tummy hurts.." you mumble while still laughing a little, melting into his arms wrapped around you. "oh yeahh same" ni-ki agrees clutching onto his stomach like you're doing too.
"..but i'm sorry for yelling at you like that, i know you're busy and that you're not doing this on purpose ki" you murmur into his chest like you'll afraid he'll hear you but your sweet boyfriend just chuckles before kissing the top of your head then pulling back to look at you, he shakes his head. "i'm at fault here too, i should've let you know that i would be busy rather than just ditching plans again and again.." he quiets down then grins like an idiot.
"i promise i won't diss mates again"
"sorry sorry..can i ket a niss gow?"
꒰ ✉︎ ꒱ : writers block is so real hopefully i'll cure from this disease soon:( it's a bit ass i know...we read and we don't judge<3 oh and i made the divider above this myself do you like it :p
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