I feel like Dick would go along with whatever batshit insane thing Jason randomly says to him.
“I wanna put you in a blender and drink it so you can be apart of me forever” - Jason, staring down at Dick.
“That’s nice sweetheart, be careful with my bones” - Dick, reading a book.
Queue unsettled looks from everyone that just heard Jason’s unhinged talk and Dick’s nonchalant attitude. They have no idea how you respond to such a situation and turn to Bruce, only to see the same unsettled expression. You know you’re doomed when even Batman finds something disturbing.
Jason - I want to cut you open and wear your skin as mine.
Dick, with the sweetest smile - Haaan. I'll have to gain more mass for that or you'll not be covered enough.
Jason, being love struck. Everyone else is disgusted.
Bruce, pinching his nose and mumbling - Therapy. So much therapy. For everyone.















