Ivory1castle

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Come Down Here and Kiss Me Like You Mean It

Dennis wanted to surprise Robby with lunch on his day off. However, a drunk driver has different plans for Dennis.

*I know nothing about the medical field, other than some of the basics that I learned from growing up and the media. Sorry in advance if anything is incorrect.

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It was 10:30 am when he had decided he wanted to surprise Robby with lunch. He knew that The Pitt could get so busy that everyone forgets to eat. He also just wanted to see his boyfriend.

At 11:50 am, Dennis started making the 20-minute drive to their favorite sandwich shop. Dennis had plugged in his favorite playlist and was jamming out. When he reached his destination, he ordered two sandwiches. An Italian sandwich for Robby, and a turkey and provolone for himself, both with chips and cookies. In Dennis’s opinion, they had the best cookies.

After Dennis was done paying, he thanked the workers and made his way back to Robby’s car. And when he was settled in the driver's seat, he once again started his favorite playlist and was soon on his way to the hospital.

Everything was going well, Dennis was singing to a song, driving cautiously, like always, when all of a sudden he heard a loud screech and had only had a split second to look to his left before another car crashed into his.

It took a few minutes for Dennis to understand what had happened. He was very groggy, having hit his head hard on the headrest and the airbags slamming into his face. When he finally came to, he realized that he on on his side and was slouched over into the central console of the car.

“Help,” he called weakly. He stayed where he was put and tried not to move anything…he was a doctor after all.

After a few more minutes, he could hear the sirens coming their way. He could also hear civilians yelling to him if he was okay. He tried responding, but his head hurt too much that trying to yell back was inevitable.

Soon, Dennis heard, “Sir, this is the Pittsburgh fire department. Can you hear me?”

Dennis weakly responded with, “Help me.”

“Alright, I hear you, sir. Just give us a couple of minutes and we’ll get you out of there,” the firefighter responded.

“Mhm,” Dennis mumbled.

What felt like an eternity later, Dennis was able to see one of the firefighters and hear them say, “Alright, sir, try not to move, but tell me what hurts.”

“Everything.”

“Copy that, sir. We’re going to get you out of here and take you to the PTMC,” the firefighter says.

Dennis then hears the firefighter repeat Dennis’s words to someone below.

After about ten minutes, Dennis was finally out of the car and on his way to PTMC.

“Sir, we’re going to give you some morphine for the pain. It won’t be a lot but it will help until we get you to the hospital,” one of the EMT’s tell Dennis and he just gives a thumbs up in acknowledgement.

“Okay, we’re here,” the driver says.

The last thing dennis thought before he was being taken in the emergency room was, ‘I hope Robby doesn’t get mad at me.’

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Robby was talking to Dana about Dennis and the plans they had for dinner tonight, when the phone rang, signaling that someone was en route to the ER.

“Okay, there was a car crash a couple of blocks away, and the victims are coming soon. ETA 5 minutes.” Dana says to inform everyone.

“I’ll finish telling you later,” Robby says to Dana, and she just gives him a thumbs up.

Robby makes his way to see one of the patients who was brought in earlier due to a seizure. He was asking them questions and checking their vitals when he heard commotion near the ambulance bay entrance.

Robby told the patient that everything was looking good before walking to the car crash victims.

He hears one of the EMTs say, “He was the one to cause the accident. His BAC is .15. The guy he hit is right behind us.”

Robby goes with Santos, Javadi, and McKay to help the drunk driver and his injuries.

“Santos, tell me what you’re doing,” Robby quizzes Santos. This is a teaching hospital after all.

“I’m checking his pupils to see if he got a concussion from the crash, as well as seeing how intoxicated he is. And, like the EMT said, he’s very intoxicated,” Santos answers.

“Very good. Javadi, what are you doing?” Robby asks next.

“I am about to insert a chest tube because after examining him, I noticed there was blood in the pleural space,” Javadi answers.

“Good. Mckay, in this situation, what should we do next?” Robby asks.

“Well, most likely to police will show up to ask questions for their investigation. They will also arrest him for DUI,” Mckay answers.

“Good job.”

Robby was checking the patients breathing when he noticed that Dr. Collins came into the room with a forlorn look on her face.

“Robby, it’s Dennis,” she says.

“What about Dennis?” Robby replies back, not really understanding what Collins is saying because he is busy working on the drunk driver.

“Robby,” she said, more demanding, which caused him to look up.

“It’s Dennis,” she repeats while cocking her head towards the door so he understands what she is trying to say.

Everyone in the room stops what they’re doing. They slowly looked up and at each other to make sure they heard Collins correctly.

Dennis was loved by everyone in The Pitt, and everyone knew Dennis and Robby were dating.

“Huckleberry’s in the other room?” Santos asks, starting to get worried. They were roommates before Dennis moved in with Robby after three years of dating, and are still the best of friends.

“What do you mean? He’s supposed to be at home resting.” Robby frantically says while taking his gloves off and making his way to the door, only to be stopped by Collins.

“We don’t know what he was doing. But we do know that he was in a car crash and that you need to calm down before you can go see him. And remember, you are now his boyfriend, not his doctor.” Collins said sternly.

Robby just nods, but his chest is rising and falling with how hard he is breathing. His heart was beating very fast, not knowing the condition his boyfriend was in.

Santos, Javadi, and McKay resume working on the driver because even though they found out who he hurt, they are still obligated to help them.

Collins leads Robby out of the room and to the room that Dennis is in.

Collins opens the door, and Robby bursts through. Everyone looks up and stops when they see Robby. Langdon, Mohan, and King were all in there doing their best to make sure Dennis stayed awake and that his vitals were good.

“He’s awake. We gave him morphine for the pain. He broke his leg and arm, has a few cracked ribs, and a concussion,” Langdon informs Robby.

“Thank you,” Robby tells everyone in the room as they leave to give them some privacy.

He turns off the bright overhead light due to Dennis’s concussion.

“Baby?” Robby says quietly while making his way to the side of the bed.

“Mmm?” Dennis mumbles.

Robby gently runs his fingers through Dennis’s hair and asks, “What were you doing out? I thought you were going to be home all day”.

“I- I’m sorry. I wa-wanted to bring you lu-lunch from your fav-favorite sandwich shop, but wh-whhile i was dri-driving through the inter-intersection, someone t-boned me.” Dennis says talking slowly and stuttering on words, tears starting to form in his eyes.

“Oh, baby. Don’t apologize. This wasn’t your fault,” Robby says while smiling down at Dennis.

Robby grabs Dennis’s hand and brings it up to his lips so he can kiss his hand.

Dennis smiles, then says, “I’m tired”.

“I know, baby, try to stay awake for a little longer.”

“Mmfph,” Dennis mumbles.

“I have to go back to work, but I will be back soon to check on you, okay, baby? I will go get Collins so she can check on you, too,” Robby says while leaning down to kiss Dennis’s head.

“Okay,” Dennis tells Robby.

Robby smiles at Dennis one last time before leaving the room.

Once Robby leaves the room, he finds Collins talking to Dana at the desk.

“Collins, would you be able to go check on Dennis again? He says he’s tired, and I told him he can’t fall asleep yet until you check on him again. Just to make sure his symptoms aren’t worsening.”

“Yeah, of course. Other than being tired, how is he doing?” she asks.

Robby runs both his hands down his face before saying, “He’s as okay as he can be. He was talking a bit and told me what happened, so I will have to talk to the police later and get the case number.”

“Well, let me know if you need anything else,” she says before walking towards Dennis’s room.

Robby looks towards Dana, who just opens her arms for him. He immediately hugs her back and starts crying. The reality of what happened to the love of his life is finally settling in.

“I was so scared when Collins told me Dennis was in the other room,” Robby confesses.

“I know, hun. But you know he is in good hands. He’ll be okay,” she reassures him.

“I know. I haven’t even told him that I love him. I could have lost him, Dana, and he doesn’t even know how I feel,” Robby confesses.

“Well, how about you go tell him after Collins checks on him,” she suggests before pulling away from the hug.

“Yeah, I will”.

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Dr. Collins knocks on Dennis’s door before entering.

“Hey Dennis, how are you feeling?” She asks him.

“I think some of the morphine is wearing off because it feels like I got hit by a car. And I’m really tired,” he tells her.

She checks his vitals to make sure everything is still okay. “Your vitals look good, and your symptoms are where we want them to be, so you can go ahead and take a nap.”

“That’s good, because I don’t know how much longer I can keep my eyes open,” Dennis says while closing his eyes.

“I’ll go let Robby know you’re doing good,” she says before leaving the room.

Dennis was asleep, but then woke back up when the door to his room was opened again about fifteen minutes later.

He kept his eye closed because his head hurt due to his concussion. Dennis could sense the person coming closer to him, and it wasn’t until he smelled Robby’s cologne that he realized his boyfriend had come back.

“Hi,” Dennis says softly, eyes still closed.

“Hi, baby,” Robby replies, and runs his hand through Dennis’s hair, because he knows how much Dennis likes it.

“I wanted to talk to you about something”, Robby starts, which causes Dennis to snap his eyes open and tense.

They both hear the machine that tracks Dennis’s heart rate start to go crazy because Dennis’s heart is pounding, knowing that nothing good ever comes from 'we need to talk' or 'I wanted to talk to you about something.'

So before Robby can say what he wants to say, Dennis word vomits, “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to! I only wanted to surprise you with lunch. I know I shouldn’t have left the apartment without texting you so you knew were I would be. I just wanted to do something nice for you. But I understand if you want to break up with me because of this.”

“What? Baby, you think I’m going to break up with you?” Robby asks sadly.

“I mean, you said ‘I want to talk to you about something’, isn’t that like an automatic bad thing?” Dennis asks, confused.

Dennis hasn’t had the best track record when it comes to dating and relationships. So he was genuinely surprised Robby reciprocated his feelings.

“Oh, baby. No, I am not breaking up with you.” Robby says while grabbing Dennis’s hand.

“You’re not?” Dennis asks.

“No. Dennis, I-I was so scared when Collins came into the other room and told me you were the other victim from the car crash. I started thinking the worst. It also made me realize that I don’t know what I would do if I lost you. You have been keeping me together and making me want to continue living ever since Jack died in the motorcycle accident. I really don’t know what I would do without you. And everything that you do for me has made me…has made me love you. I love you, Dennis Whitaker,” Robby tells Dennis with tears in his eyes.

“You love me?” Dennis asks, looking small and vulnerable.

“I do. I love you so much,” as soon as the words are out of Robby’s mouth, Dennis smiles so widely.

“I love you, too,” Dennis replies with tears in his eyes, too.

“You do?” Robby asks while smiling down at Dennis.

“Of course I do. Now, you better come down here and kiss me like you mean it.” Dennis demands.

So, of course, Robby listens to his beautiful boy and kisses him like he means it.

And whoever is outside the door and sees them kissing while hearing the monitor beeping skyrocket…well, they just smile and go about their day.

The End.

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See now what if I pull up to work wearing one of these?

(All found on Etsy by PressednPrintedco)

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Happy national boyfriend day to my girlfriend Hazel Callahan

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Summary: It’s the night of your senior prom, and your boyfriend, who is your date to the prom, is nowhere to be found. If you guys do not leave in 10 minutes, you are going to be late. Hazel, the twin sister of your boyfriend, who has had a crush on you since before you started dating her brother, comes to your rescue and takes you to the prom.

***Basically, the one episode of FRIENDS, except the boyfriend never comes…or does he?

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“Where is he?” you ask to no one in particular.

You and your friends from the fight club decided to get ready at your house before heading to prom together in a limo.

Everyone is ready to go with their dates; they are just waiting for your boyfriend to get here.

Except Hazel, who did not ask anyone to the prom because she still has feelings for you, even if she knows she can never have you. She also was not going to go because she did not want to have to see you and Julian slow dancing together, but she wanted to be with everyone while you were getting ready for tonight.

You started dating Julian a couple of months ago. He was on the football team with Jeff and Tim.

Five minutes pass after you ask your rhetorical question, and it is starting to look like he will not be coming, which is starting to become a pattern you realize.

Even though it's only been a couple of months, more often than not, he does not show up or cancels at the last minute.

“Guys, I don’t think he’s coming,” you sigh out and turn to look at your friends, who all have sad faces.

“I’m sorry, y/n,” Isabell says, her hand linked with Josie’s.

“It’s okay, I guess you guys can head out. I do not want you guys to be late, and I don’t think I want to go anymore,” you say sadly, tears beginning to form in your eyes.

“Are you sure?” Brittany asks while coming over to hug you, and you return it while trying not to get your now smudged makeup on her pretty dress.

“Yeah,” you say while sniffling.

Everyone else comes up to you, hugs you, and looks back at you one last time before heading out to the limo.

Soon, it is just you and Hazel in your living room.

You and Hazel became good friends after you joined the fight club, but sometimes you wondered if you liked her more than just a friend. When you started dating Julian, you came to terms with the fact that you were bisexual, but never worked up the courage to tell everyone, even though you knew they would all be happy for you.

“I’m sorry about Julian,” you hear Hazel quietly.

“It’s not your fault your brother is the way he is,” you tell her.

“I know, but I still feel like it is because he is my twin brother,” she says while looking away.

She can’t get over how pretty you look tonight, all for her stupid brother to stand you up.

You walk over towards Hazel, which makes her look at you.

You put your hands on her shoulders before you say, “Hazel. It is not your fault. You are two completely different people. Sorry to say this about your brother, but he is a stupid jerk who keeps bailing on me and ghosting me. And to be honest, you being here with me is making me feel better.”

She smiles at that, “Really?”

“Of course.”

You smile at each other before you clear your throat.

“Alright, now that plans have changed, what do you want to do tonight?” you ask her.

“Umm, I am not sure. I was just going to go back home and watch Bound for the hundredth time,” she tells you.

“I love that movie. Corky is so hot. She made me realize I was for sure bisexual,” as you finish your sentence, your eyes widen when you realize that you just came out to Hazel.

“What…you’re…wait. You’re bi?” she asks incredulously.

“Uh, yeah. Well, someone else made me first wonder, but that is besides the point,” you say shyly. You can feel your face heat up at the confession, so you look away from her.

“Who…who made you first wonder?” she asks.

You look her in the eye and say, “Don’t make me say it.”

“Does anyone else know? Does Julian know?” she asks, thankfully changing the subject.

“No, you are the first person to know.”

“Really?” she says with the cutest smile on her face.

You just nod.

You two sit in silence for a couple of minutes before you hear Hazel gasp.

“I just had the best idea!” she announces.

“Oh yeah? What is your idea?” you ask her.

“Since you’re all dressed up for prom, why don’t you and I go together?”

“Hazel, you don’t have anything to wear, let alone even have a ticket,” you remind her.

“Yes, I do! Julian kept his ticket on the fridge, and I am sure it’s still there. And I can run up to my room and change into something nicer quickly!!” she says, excited about her idea.

You think about it for a couple of seconds.

Why would you skip the one night you had been looking forward to since you were a freshman, all because your stupid boyfriend decided to ghost you?

You deserved better.

“Okay! Let’s do it!” you say.

You both head to her car, and not even 10 minutes later, you arrive at your house and see Julian’s car in the driveway.

“Umm, maybe you should stay here?” Hazel suggests.

“Yeah, good idea. I do not want to see him right now,” you tell her.

“I’ll be quick, you can change to music if you want,” she says as she gets out of the car and runs into her house.

A few minutes later, Hazel comes out with a ticket in her hand and wearing a tuxedo that does wonders for her. She is absolutely gorgeous, you think. You blush at the thought.

“I’m back,” she says as she gets into the driver’s seat.

“Hazel…you…you look amazing. Thank you for doing this.”

“Anything for you,” she says while smiling, which makes you blush even more.

You two are silent as you head to the school.

When you arrive, you both head to the doors to the gymnasium, where prom is being held.

When you walk in, you hand your tickets to Mr. G, who is at the little booth, he says hi to you both before telling you what to expect once you get into the actual gym.

You both thank him and set off to find your friends.

Not even a minute in, you hear a squeal.

“OMGGGG, YOU’RE HERE!!” You turn to see Brittany and Isabel run up to you and give you the biggest hug ever.

“Yeah! Hazel and I decided to come together. She took Julian's ticket,” you say, and turned to smile at Hazel, who is already watching you,

Brittany and Isabell go to hug Hazel and to tell her thanks before they lead us to the rest of the fight club.

You wave at all your friends, just as a new song comes on.

“Care to dance with me, y/n?” Hazel asks you while bowing and extending her hand.

“Of course, Hazel,” you say, and both smile at each other.

You, Hazel, and all your friends head to the dance floor and have the absolute best time ever. You all dance for about an hour before deciding you need a drink.

“I’m going to go get a drink, do you want one?” you whisper-yell into Hazel’s ear since it is so loud.

“Yeah, but let me come with you,” she replies, and you nod.

As you are walking towards the drinks, you feel Hazel put her hand on your lower back. You assume it is to help guide you through the people who are everywhere.

Once you read the table, you grab a cup and fill it with punch, “What do you want, Hazel?” you ask her, “A water, please,” she responds with, and you fill a cup of water and hand it to her.

She thanks you and drinks the water, while you drink your punch.

You're about to ask her something when the first slow song of the night comes on.

“Can I have this dance, Hazel?” you ask.

“Oh! Um…yeah!” she agrees, but is a little confused, because she knows slow dances can be romantic.

You take her hand and lead her to the dance floor near all your friends.

You turn towards her and loop your arms around her shoulders, while she just stands still.

“You can put your hands on my waist, Hazel,” you tell her, and she just widens her eyes.

“O-okay,” she says before timidly putting her hands on you, awkwardly.

“Closer, Hazel,” you say because there is a foot between you both.

She takes a tiny step closer to you, so you tell her again…and again, until there’s less than 5 inches between you.

“Better” you say and smile.

She smiles back.

For a couple of minutes, you are just slow dancing with each other.

“It was you,” you say randomly.

“What?” Hazel asks.

“It was you,” you say again.

“What was me?” she asks confused.

“You were the first person that made me wonder if I was bisexual” you admit.

She pulls back to really look at you.

“Really? Me?”

“Yeah, ever since we first sparred together during the fight club and you punched me in the nose. And I may or may not have had underlying feelings for you” you tell her.

“But…but why didn’t you say anything?” she asks.

“I was scared and I didn’t know what those feelings I had were.” you say, while looking down because theres no way you can look her in the eye right now.

“So you started to date my idiot brother,” she states, and all you can do is nod.

“Y/n” she says, but you continue to look at the floor.

“Y/n, look at me. Please” she asks again, and you look at her.

She puts her on on your face and says, “Thank you for telling me. I may or may not have had crush on you since I punched you in the nose,” she admits.

You laugh at that, and then she laughs.

“I’m sorry for not telling you sooner,” you say.

“Don’t be sorry, I am glad you trusted me enough to tell me that you are bi…and that you had a crush on me” she says, smiling.

“I think I’m going to break up with Julian. I deserve better,” you say and quickly look at her lips before continuing, “So much better.”

You feel her start to lean in before you feel a tap on your shoulder.

You turn your head to the side and see Julian.

You let go of Hazel and turn around completely to face Julian.

“Babe, I am so sorry. I forgot tonight was prom, I swear.” he starts, but you silence him with your hand.

“You forgot? I reminded you five times this past week that tonight is prom, and you ghosted me!” you state loudly, which earns you, Hazel, and Julian and audience, even the music turns off.

“No babe, I know you remineded me, but Jeff needed something and-” you cut him off before he can make any more excuses.

“Stop with all the excuses! I am tired of it! This is not the first time and I know it won’t be the last. In face, we’re DONE!!” you say loudly.

“What…you can’t break up with me,” he says.

“Oh really? Because I think I just did!” you say and turn around to face Hazel, tears starting to form in your eyes.

“Thank you for tonight Hazel, but I think I am going to go home now. See you on Monday” you say before running out of the gym towards your house, and before anyone can see the tears pouring down your face.

After you left, Hazel looks at Julian and says, “I can’t believe you treated her like that. She never deserved you.”

“Oh really? And you do? Please, she would never want you.” Julian says, tormenting Hazel.

“Oh really? She came to prom with me because I asked her after you ditched her to play video games, she told me personal things that I sure you do not know, and she told me that she was going to break up with you before you humiliated her in front of everyone. I love you, Julian because you’re my brother, but sometimes I really fucking hate your ass.” Hazel says before leaving Julian in the middle of the dance floor, embarrassed.

Hazel heads to the group and they all hug her.

“You better go run after her, she probably did not get far, but she needs you, Hazel,” Josie says, and everyone nods their heads in agreement.

“You all knew didn’t you?” she asks

“Obviously”

“Duh”

“Of course”

Is all she hear.

“Okay, I’m going to go. See you all later”

“GO GET YOUR WOMAN” you hear PJ yell.

Hazel laugh and run towards your car, but quickly come to a stop after she exit the gym.

You’re sitting on the ground by Hazel’s car, tears running down your face.

You look up when you hear someone come towards you.

“Hi” Hazel says

“Hi” you reply back.

“Can I…?” Hazel asks while pointing to the ground besides you, and you nod.

“I’m sorry for what he said to you. He never deserved you. And I’m glad you had the courage to break up with him in front of the whole school.”

You huff a laugh at that. If only he didn’t also embarrass you in front of the whole, you think.

You lean your head on her shoulder and say, “I just wish I could go back in time and never say yes to when he asked me out. I don’t think I ever actually liked him, to be honest with you.” you tell Hazel.

She moves and puts her arm around your shoulder, pulling you closer. You look up at her, and she looks down at you and wipes away the tears with her free hand.

“Can I take you home?” she asks.

“Yeah, I would like that.” you respond.

You both get up off the floor, Hazel helping you up, and get into her car.

When you get to your house, you sit in Hazel’s car and just look at your house.

“Do you want to come in?” you ask her.

“Yeah.”

You lead her up to your room and close the door.

“I’m going to change in my pjs, do you want something cozy to wear?”

Hazel thinks for a couple of seconds before nodding yes.

You go through your drawers to find something for Hazel. You soon find your favorite shirt and shorts and hand them to her.

“The bathroom is through there,” you say while pointing towards a door.

She says thank you as she grabs the clothes and heads into the bathroom.

You grab your coziest pajams and start to change in the middle of the room, not realizing that Hazel came out of the bathroom while you were changing your shirt.

“Oh shit! I’m sorry!” you hear hazel say and see her quickly turning around to give you privacy.

“Hazel.” you say, but she just shakes her head, still looking away.

You slowly walk towards her, and grab her tux from her hands to lay them on your desk.

She still isn’t looking at you, so you go in front of her.

“Hazel” you whisper, and she slowly opens her eyes.

“Let’s watch a movie” you suggest while grabbing her hand to lead her to your bed.

You get on and make yourself comfortable, but Hazel is just standing next to the bed.

“You can get on the bed, you know” you tell her with a giggle.

“Yeah…Yeah I know,” at that, she climbs onto the bed next to you.

“What do you want to watch?” you ask her.

“Um, how about Fast Times at Ridgemont High?” she suggests?

“Good choice,” you say while putting it on.

You both are silent while watching the movie before you look at her and say, “Thank you again for everything tonight. You made my night a lot better and I really appreciate it.”

“Of course, anything for you, y/n” she says while looking at you too.

You both go back to watching the movie, and you subtly move closer to her, but of course she notices. She moves to make it more comfortable for you to be up against her, her arm around your shoulder again.

You look up at her again, “Hazel” you whisper.

“Yeah?” she sasys as she looks down at you.

You don’t say anything, but you do lean up and press your lips against hers.

She gasps in surprise, but quickly melts into the kiss.

A kiss that was so perfect, you both wish you had done this sooner.

The movie is soon forgotten, as you both get lost in each other.

The End

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I will forever laugh at the fact that Jesper finally realized he and Wylan had already met WHEN HE WAS ON TOP OF HIM😂😭

Anyways STREAM SHADOW AND BONE S2!!!!!

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Harry sings “Beautiful Boy” to Teddy when he sleeps over.

@mrs-lupin-black

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Sirius “if lost: return me to Moony” Black and Remus “I’m Moony” Lupin

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I saw this while searching up “who is the Chesapeake Ripper” and I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

It’s probably not even that funny, but I find it hilarious.

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The fact that I once accidentally found this on Pinterest searching Hannibal will never not be funny to me.

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That is hilarious.

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I saw this while searching up “who is the Chesapeake Ripper” and I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

It’s probably not even that funny, but I find it hilarious.

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I don’t care what anyone says, Snape’s death and his memory makes me emotional

“After all this time?”

“Always.”

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At the end of My Own Private Idaho when Mike is getting picked up my someone and being put into the car. I think that someone was Scott.

Even though I didn’t like Scott towards the end of MOPI, I still believe that he knew Mike would go back to that road after looking everywhere for him.

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So we all know the “all the people are fake, they’re made out of metal” scene from ‘Young Royals’ right? Anyways, I feel like that could work with Sirius being drunk and saying that to Remus without realizing it.

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Sirius: moony

Remus: *reading and ignoring Sirius*

Sirius: moooooooonyyyyyyyyyy

Remus: *still ignoring Sirius*

Sirius: *screams* MR. MOONY!!!!!

Remus: MERLINS BEARD! What do you want Sirius?? @mrs-lupin-black

Sirius: cuddles pleaseeeeeeee *gives Remus his best puppy dog eyes*

Remus: no, I’m reading

Sirius: pleaseeeeeee mooonyyyyyy

Remus: no

Sirius: *turns into animagus form and jumps up into Remus’ lap*

Remus: really padfoot?? *tries to act annoyed but secretly loves it*

Remus: *puts his book down and cuddles with padfoot*

Remus: you win this time, love

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*During the Battle of the Department of Mysteries*

Sirius: Nice one James!

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James: Easy there Padfoot

Sirius: wait what? James?! *starts freaking out*

James: It’s okay Padfoot

Sirius: No. No- moony. He needs me. I need him. I NEED TO GO BACK

*Sirius trying to go back to moony*

James: Sirius, you can’t- you cant go back. I’m so so so sorry

Sirius: *full on crying* I NEED TO. I CANT LEAVE HIM AGAIN. NOT AFTER EVERYTHING. I JUST GOT HIM BACK!!

Lily: *tearing up* Sirius, there isn’t anything you can do now. I’m so sorry

Sirius: But- but I love him and I need to be with him right now

James: pads, I’m so sorry