The Ivory Stand

A Final Fantasy XIV wol oc blog! Main blog is @bonjovian Warriors of Light: Yuhki, Yuhree/Alwin, Carbon

[medi-melancholy]

"oh how did you come up with that new lore or quirk or dialogue for your wol--" they just did that

[verodynamix]

Yoshi P should bring back Alaimbert of the Spiked Butt as a boss and give him a move called Butt Slider so he can say to fans: "Well? This is what you asked for, right?"

[actual-haise]

[mslettywhiterock]

[halondrus]

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

[boobachu]

[loireejinn]

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

[viiioca]

Visit Original Link

this is my only contribution to society today

[wolquestion]

3/15/26

Does your wol(oc) have an interesting or unique relationship with any NPCs?

[ivorystand]

Yuhki is actually Khloe's and Zhloe's half-sister, with their mother being the same! Yuhki realized it as soon as she met them, but without their mother there to confirm it, she didn't speak about it with them until she could pull Zhloe aside. But now she tries her best to be the greatest older sister that the Warrior of Light can be.

Sadly, Carbon, Alwin and Novia don't really have many unique relationships like that (yet)

[emastral2718]

[it-rayray]

I can hear this picture.

[75schiro]

yum yum

[mostfuckableffvillain]

Gone too soon 😔

[teathattast]

[multibugorganism]

*nods at you like an NPC in a unimportant FFXIV cutscene*

[multibugorganism]

[seaseren]

Oh my god the people bitching about the glam change are so annoying

"its too much freedom! Everybody is gonna look the same now! It destroys the class fantasy!!!" Every gearset beyond af gear is already shared between at least two roles. If you wanna stick to ur af gear for a class fine but stop bitching about how other people dress up. Also the modern glams and cash shop glams are already level 1 job agnostic so i have no clue why you're snidely bringing them up except maybe that you're stupid

[seaseren]

Like there are mmos that just don't have a glam system and you wear what you get and sure. There could be a certain charm to that. But that is not what you are getting out of Final Fantasy XIV and again I feel like expecting some great fidelity to setting in a fucking final fantasy game is a silly hill to die on

[cutiepotata]

Ah yes, the fantasy

The fantasy where dungeon roulette puts you together with this half the time

Where 1 in 10 roegadyn tanks just braves the trial in a speedo and moogle head

Also, I tried to find one of the glamor meme runs of Praetorium (I saw chocobo and snow white runs back then) and amusingly DID find a screenshot of "everyone is gonna look the same!", but....not in the way that the complainer means

[mxmearcstapa]

The Renowned Heavensward Expansion

[ivorystand]

Holy crap I finally got the Starbird minion and I am 🥺😭

Perfectly timed because I got the ff14 magic the gathering commander deck and

It was a sign I guess

[herssian]

playing ffxiv moodboard pt 4

[nephiieatsuranium]

"i heard there's a test..."

"test of what?"

zenos, on the distance:

[icecarol]

the funniest thing haurchefant has ever done is just gift you a bird in the courthouse after you saved a 16 year old from life imprisonment by the catholic church. and then immediately getting told hey man you can't have that bird in here. this is a courthouse.

[icecarol]

and the bird is horse sized