We need you to find some information on that pesky Agent Phoenix! They've been too much of a thorn in the side of our wonderful CEO. You better come up with something quick or you'll be banned from the Zor Fan Club! Maybe if you do well enough you could get a free Zonut voucher as incentive.
(Feel free to work through this whenever! Answer as many or as little as you would like.)
Are they a coffee or a tea person? or neither?
Dog or cat person? or other?
What was their favorite mission? (From the games)
What was their least favorite mission? (And why?)
What's their favorite drink? (Alcohol or otherwise)
Do they have any major scars or injuries? (And how did they get them?)
What is their dream vacation?
What are their thoughts on Zoraxis?
How loyal are they to the Agency?
I trust you'll get results soon!
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who the hell is Agent Phoenix?
(Thanks for playing along!)
yay its my turn! Ok uummm... hmm...
1. hmm.. i think coffee just on the account that its generally faster and easier to make. probably with more cream and sugar than actual coffee. I do think theyd occasionally have tea time... maybe a herbal one. peppermint?
2. i dont think theyd keep pets i think the closest theyd get is living vicariously through the handler having a fish tank. if she was an animal shed be a cat. does that count
3. party crasher and jet set. Equally. they fucking hated juniper so so so much so it was a huge win for them to mess with him that much. AND they stole like 5 bottles of wine during party crasher. i think winter break is also top tier for them though because of the vibes of it all. yk. blind spot also. because hot dog! and fun mission time with her friend reginald!
4. Well of course theres the few obvious choices (death engine, safe and sound, rising phoenix, kboom) so.. Other than that... I'll saaay umm.. hm.... i think cold shoulder, probably. I think seeing the extent of zors cruelty in the form of what they did to roxana made her die a little inside. First class was also like this but they didnt really know anna or what she had gone through, and it was during when they treated the whole secret agent thing as a big game (that line of thinking stopped after death engine, obviously) so it impacted them less.
5. alcohol wise, pink lady.. maybe.. Big fan of wine too and they're a bit snobby about it. I would say specifics but im already not very well versed in alcohol much less wine. Non alcoholic drink though ... Orange cream soda ☝️
6. Okay. So. Before even going on any missions, kidney donated and brain damage from implant surgery. Then the majority of their scarring and the blind eye is from burning on reentry from the death engine. Um. And then rising phoenix, they got multiple very deep gashes from very sharp metal debris during the whole building collapsing thing... probably broke a couple bones too. and then kboom gave them more brain damage. this is from my very poor memory but i think thats everything.
7. kiiinda? In situations where they don't need to talk to keep their cover they can keep it pretty well. If theyre asked anything or seen in person though theyre fucked. Due to being very recognizable and she can't talk at all.
8. Isolation tank for 8 hours and then sleeping for 12 hours. And then going and getting yummy pastries with roxana and reginald. Maybe also a trip to the aquarium and/or the zoo.
9. Hmm. Well. i think there are people In zoraxis that. Well i dont want to say they like them. but they feel bad for them. Yk. But like overall opinion is not positive obviously.
10. Um. By the end of ieytd 3 not . Very. The only person they like there is reginald. Everyone else sucks due to. Well. it does not care all too much about its agents ill just say that♥️. But she is very justice oriented and is still under the assumption that the agency helps people and is overall a good force even if they have a questionable workplace culture. so theyre gonna stomach all their grievances with the place. You gotta make sacrifices for the greater good yk. So, shes not gonna defect or anything. Unless a beautiful woman tells her to defect. But I'm sure there's no beautiful women that hate the agency around who would tell her to defect. Looks at the camera
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