put on your chairman mao coat

hi im ivy. nice to meet you! do you want to play a game? it's very boring being a description box.

[ivy-returns]

char name[3] = "ivy"; int age = (rand() % 11) + 9; char location[8] = "the city"; char attributes[6][15] = "transgender", "puppygirl", "raver", "headmate", "stupid", "horny"; char interests[7][20] = "kandi", "sex", "dubstep", "torture", "creative writing", "incest", "weed";

/* yes, ivy did get someone else to write this pinned. five points to anyone who recognizes the syntax. no header statements, that would make it way too easy. i might also be on this blog. i'm a shut-in compsci nerd who actually keeps this whole "life" thing working. you can find my blog here. */

[ivy-returns]

goddd i love the voices of trans women

[ivy-returns]

if ur a trans woman with a voice i wanna hear it. my dms are open.

[ivy-returns]

bwuh what kina voice @.@

the kind u speak with ur mouth

[ivy-returns]

goddd i love the voices of trans women

[ivy-returns]

if ur a trans woman with a voice i wanna hear it. my dms are open.

[ivy-returns]

goddd i love the voices of trans women

[yamada-ryo]

When you are about to pay at an establishment that you frequent and you and the staff are already acquainted: cheque mate

[dotshaft]

-2

[ivy-returns]

+2

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[girls--complex]

I am That I am (a furry)

[girls--complex]

I am That I am (a furry)

[ivy-returns]

there's a band i like that im 99% sure has an egg as its frontman because he put "pretty sure im not a guy" in one of his new songs. theres other evidence but thats by far the most damning.

[ivy-returns]

also sharing a body with ivy is weirdddd. ill wake up and realize it took all our clothes off. its like it sheds clothes.

[ivy-returns]

i wanna draw system comics but whenever i try i am reminded of how hard drawing comics is

[distantporcelain]

Wawawa! Drawing comics is scary so ummmm I draw one too and then it’ll be less scary! Okay!

[ivy-returns]

its just rlly hard to get framing right.. and annie never likes how i draw her and i hadda redraw her like fifty times. plus i feel like we rarely have system moments interesting enough to draw

[cannibalcaprine]

i think about this xkcd from december of 2006 strangely often

[gruccinishikino]

[ivy-returns]

i wanna draw system comics but whenever i try i am reminded of how hard drawing comics is

[angel-spores]

[wiki-pettan-con]

hey i think you're really cool and pretty, do you wanna go to the mall later and steal shit from hot topic? my mom can drive us

[ivy-returns]

i tjhuink i followed somebody normal on here on accident and i almost just replied "hot" to a post of them venting about being traumatiezed by getting bullied at a sleepover. they sdtole her bra and froze it in a block of ice. i would be so embarrased and not at all turned on if that happened to me *lie detector beeps*