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so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

thecarvingwitch

You mean this sign?

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rowdyrhapsody

tfw your partner is tiny, but also the buffest mage in ferelden

thought about alistair suddenly in passing so here we are

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celestial beauty by @cocorrina.co

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The Princess and the Frog (2009) + Food

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J O U R N E Y ▪ 125/?

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Miles Johnston

tenetson

Remy from Rattatoullie says gay rights!

disclosureday

please put some respect on patton oswalt’s name

hanatsuki89

“So, Lady Trevelyan. How was your experience at the Winter Palace?” “…just peachy.” P.s. What I got from the Wicked Eyes quest is that if the nobles don’t see you for two seconds, they badmouth you and you lose approval. But climbing up the trellises? Jumping into the fountain? Oh, that’s fine.

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THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

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i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

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I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum.

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers.

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum.

officialsolluxcaptor

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type