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Come and See Him

This is like a dream you wake up from in terror but when you try to explain it to someone they don’t understand the escalation of pure evil you experienced and why you’re so shaken up by it

ntrider

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

ntrider

I stop once I start getting short of breath

aokozaki

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

ntrider

I'M NOT A DOG??????

aokozaki

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

ntrider

wait! au au

aokozaki

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

ntrider

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

crossroadsbishounen

c3rvida3

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

c3rvida3

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.