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really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

stromcuzewon

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

stromcuzewon

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

randomencounters

Encounter: junior league hockey god

zooophagous

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

taxidiinae

nateconnolly

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back.

nateconnolly

A Timeline of Humanity:

guerrillatech

theladytrickster

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

astrid-goes-for-a-spin

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

official-megumin

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

tavina-writes

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

rabbitrah

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

rabbitrah

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

hometoursandotherstuff

partywithponies

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

partywithponies

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

feyosha

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

feyosha

How does it feel to be the most Galaxy Brained person in this entire thread

asteroidtroglodyte

Well that certainly belongs on the post

feyosha

why would this distress you friend the dead star crystal chips are just singing to each other with invisible ripples in the fabric of reality itself perfectly normal stuff

mens-rights-activia

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

ffcrazy15

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.