Okay.

I work too much

[evaunit08]

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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[90sto2000s]

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[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

[100wordlimit-deactivated2013052]

my friend got hit by a car he still went to school

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

what a nerd

[cheese24k]

[dazzling-hollyhock-deactivated2]

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.

OMG MY HEART

“DAD!”

*gibberish*

[kakashi-gets-sasusaku]

YERIN!!

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[funnuraba]

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[mesopelagic]

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

[mesopelagic]

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[teamrocketing]

this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictures just now

[lovingrot]

me when i hear a single pluck on a banjo:

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[icosahedonist]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[kiokushitakaa]

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[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

[square2017]

no some of us are ugly

[pi4nobl4ck]

[anderwelt]

WATCH IT TILL TO END

[robinade]

Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound*

*camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*

[fuckyahumor]

farmer: ur a peach

peach: thank

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[toast-the-unknowing]

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears