It's bread.

[toastedflatbreads]

[clytemnestraaa]

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what is biblical skincare can anyone tell me

[toastedflatbreads]

contains only 100% organic blood of Jesus Christ

[toastedflatbreads]

"Bigots only care about women's sports when it concerns trans people!" is true, but is a shitty argument when "who even cares if some people have an advantage, it's such a non-issue anyway!!" follows right after in some form or another.

[neckfat]

[toastedflatbreads]

My dream woman

[toastedflatbreads]

It'd sure be nice to discuss Terry Pratchett's "Monstrous Regiment" with someone who doesn't insist the main character is nonbinary or queer or trans for a change.

[gnomebutch]

befriending men is like wowww you’re so nice and we share so much in common but also there’s a solid 70% chance you jerkoff to rape porn and view me as inherently inferior sigh

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[toastedflatbreads]

I caved, I shaved, now I have folliculitis. DON'T FUCKING DO IT DON'T BE AN IDIOT LIKE ME.

[toastedflatbreads]

It's just me, my biker shorts and soft sports bra against the heatwave.

[anjomecanico]

Would it be possible to install an air conditioner in the backrooms

[kiefbowl]

being in the 200 lb weight range is actually so normal lmao it's crazy we convinced so many grown ass people that being in the 100 lb range is the most normal for everyone. girl we are apex predators we are stomping around with a big buns for walking and massive heads for thinking.

[sickofthis666]

Oooh this reminds me once in class, the teacher (for an example) said "lets say the average woman weighs 50kg" and me, who havent weighed 50kg since I was 12, and my friend in the same case as me exchanged looks like "is he for fucking real 😑 "

[toastedflatbreads]

Hahaha, last time I weighed 50kg was during my teens by eating cucumbers on weekdays and allowing myself a slice of cheese or two on the weekends as a treat.

[winter-wise]

The God of War games have it right. From now on, if a piece of media has a dead wife character, she must get her own full-length section of narrative showing her in the underworld, wearing full armour, covered in mud and blood, yelling, doing spin kicks, hitting people with a sword, and blowing things up.

[furiouswarriorinquisitor]

every time i see a word with the -maxxing suffix i want to explode.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[toastedflatbreads]

Me when I finish that art piece I worked on for the last two weeks.

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me