[strangeparker]

Johnny Depp is one McDonald’s sprite away from an early grave, why does he look like that…

[detectivehole]

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

[detectivehole]

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

[pointnclick]

Unironically waiting for the bus in the rain rn. Real ones know ✌️🌧️🚌☔

[pointnclick]

I've been here for over an hour soaking wet and pathetic and a truck driving by fully stopped in the street and reversed into the parking lot behind me. This older gentleman got it and came up to me and said "can I give you a gift?" And I asked "what's that?" And he gave me an umbrella from his truck and left. Now I'm dryer. The world is full of kindness and beauty btw. If you even care. Message to all my sopping wet sweeties

[angel-queefs]

What happened to the guy that owned StrangeParker on here? Genuinely curious lol

[strangeparker]

I can’t believe I’m tumblrs version of Tyler Oakley

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

Offline due to my qualms & ailments

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

Online due to my qualms & ailments

[kindlingnorah]

qualms & ailments due to my Online

[probablyasocialecologist]

[fatsexybitch]

[vergak]

Goddamn. Okay

[theweatherchannel]

[joshlovesyou]

[boota]

bowser texting bowser jr

[escuerzoresucitado]

[zangoonse]

You got the

[bewbin]

Dentist: so when is my next appointment? Assistant: 2:30 Denist: i know their tooth hurty but when are they coming in?

[disturbedlolita]

[disturbedlolita]

[ultrafacts]

[ultrafacts]

[shittysawtraps]

hello greg. in front of you is a pomeranian. you have to spend five minutes without p

greg. greg i havent even finished explaining the rules yet and you’ve already pet the dog. you failed already. greg you never listen. this is why you’re in here greg

[2009100000z9003007x]

( waits for an image to load and its not even that good ) i dont know what to say. i hope we all die.

[orpheuslament]

anyone wanna fall in love in the most horrible all-consuming terrifying destructive kind of way *kicks a rock* its ok if not