Virtual Atoms

MIT grad, computer scientist, web developer, media studies and linguistics enthusiast. I was also a Product Engineering Intern at Tumblr that one time.

[gasmaskaesthetic]

The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.

[belladonianoir]

[albatross-the-fanartist]

*accordion noises*

[math-memes]

[catgirldirk]

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

[toralyzer]

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

[humans-areweird]

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

[luminouspica]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

[thepigeongazette]

It’s been like…way too windy

Also sorry I’ve been MIA, working on a big project! Will be back soon! also prepping for C2E2!

[fcotdextra]

It was no “problem” for her!

- The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #40

[unbeatablesquirrelgirl]

Trolley problem more like trolley SOLUTION

[theroguefeminist]

Thrilling, fast-paced, thought-provoking dialog of Pokemon, the Animated Series.

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[patatesoyankedi-deactivated2026]

[1dietcokeinacan]

The New Trend……..

[yourbigsisnissi]

Couture

[gif87a-com]

[eevonb]

sound up.

[geekyjessica]

This is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen.

[strexpet]

in this essay I will thank you for coming to my ted talk

[everyoneprotector]

I think I just got whiplash

[randomslasher]

This is like the text equivalent of when you go to shoot a rubber band off your fingers and it gets caught and stays looped around your thumb.

[analemmas]

tumblr post speedrun

[librius]

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

[librius]

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

[librius]

[peachy-beeps]

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

[everythingfox]

😂

[bluejayrambles]

Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat:

[drearyhours]

what message is sk8r boi even trying to convey

[blackpyrefly]

she can’t make it any more obvious :/