something's gonna steal your carbon @ivyolive7 - Tumblr Blog

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

juicydangler

#ok so if i dont have any other social media that counts right?

butterflypeaflowertea

they should invent a way to save your mother

zmpl

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

nick-nellson

COMMUNITY 2.09 Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design

#its truly strange how often i think of the line 'have fun eating fiber and watching the mentalist'#its literally like once a week at least

jkottke

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

lemonandsageadvice

The best part about this is the emphatic cursing after every interaction

#honestly i feel like i do this several times a week and this videonjust made me feel so much better about it #also i had an interaction with a coworker i only see in passing at the walgreens today #and we both saw each other as we were nearing the end of each others sight line #and she just yelled oh hi!#and i yelled oh hey nice to see you!#and she yelled “akdjslskj-eird context!”#which i took to mean its weird to see you in this context!#so i imagine people get wtf youre trying to say when this happens but it is so fucking annoying #but also universal lol

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

#my high school boyfriend did this back in 2010 i wonder if he still does it

dan-cyril-kingston

ANDREW HERR, DYLAN PLAYFAIR & JARED KEESO Letterkenny | 1.04

#best ass wash a' yer life boys

stevenrogered

I saw you. Waiting for me, playing my…my song.

#the way i was not expecting stranger things to make me cry in the year of our lord 2026 #i just watched the season to see how it ends and be done with it #but this scene really really got me

rabbitplanet

U have to b really sweet to urself or your heart will rot out of ur chest forever

wetwellie

#omg 2024 and 2025 i saw this on new years day #fuck you its january took over a week to find me this year

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Jesus christ in heaven I made this thing just before my 18th birthday. 2012 lmfao

#14 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

jackabbot

this post is a good luck charm for everyone who needs strength and determination and energy and serotonin in the new year. so if you see this just know that you got this and i believe in you!!