wtfbridget:
for once in her life bridget found herself completely lost for words, how on earth was that even a thing? “it certainly sounds interesting? my father is a bit of a prat though, might need an imaginary version of ‘im.”
"i mean," she paused for a moment, trying to form her words. "the goal is for the dad you build to fuck the other dads. so it might be a bit weird if you get an imaginary version of your own father."















