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Hi, I'm Kitty (They/Them or She/her is fine) and im 20+. This is my sideblog to post oneshots, scenarios, headcanons, etc. that are too short for ao3. I mainly write reader insert content. Some content may be nsfw so minors please dont follow.

My ao3 is kittipaws

last updated 5/28/25

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Dating Headcanons for Dio's Minions

Characters: Hol Horse, Mariah, Steely Dan, Vanilla Ice

I'm rewatching jjba and was thinking how so many of dio's minions just appear for like 2 episodes (if they aren't just hiding while their stand gets all the attention) then vanish. I can't help but think what else are these guys like besides the quick glimpses we see of them. So i picked a few of my fav part 3 villains to write about...though I think it's kinda obvious my fav is Hol Horse. Anyways here are some headcanons on what it would be like to be in a relationship with these goofballs + some general headcanons.

Hol Horse 🐎

He can be very flirty, and gives lots of compliments. He does this to a lot to other women, but that doesn't mean what he says isn't genuine, he means it.

He has issues with committing to one relationship. If he were to be in a long term committed relationship, he'd want them to be a drifter like him.

Being in a relationship with him involves lots of traveling and action. You travel with him by many means, in a car, on a horse, on an elephant, or even on a motorcycle (thanks 90s jojo ova for giving us the image of hol horse riding a bike)

He likes it when the two of you are riding horseback and you hold onto him from behind...he misses it when he rides alone.

He keeps a picture of you in his wallet

He can get very protective of you and even somewhat jealous. You have to stop him from shooting random dudes who stare at you for too long or try to flirt with you.

Isn't interested in getting married or settling down with you, at least for now. He just wants you by his side as he travels the world.

His petnames for you: Baby, Darling, Sugar, Sweetheart

Misc. Headcanons:

He has somewhat of an oral fixation...not necessarily as a sexual thing, he just likes having something to chew on or stick out of his mouth. It's partially why he started smoking

He eventually stops smoking but still gets cravings.

Mariah 🧲

Very flirty, likes to tease you a lot.

Can be kind of touchy at times, likes to see you blush.

Likes to go on nice dates with you, likes it even more when you pay the bill.

Will hold your hand a lot, makes it very obvious to others that the two of you are a thing.

Secretly thinks about using her stand on you to mess with you and have the two of you get stuck together (or more like have you get stuck to her)

Might eventually be interested in settling down and marrying you, especially after Dio is defeated.

Her petnames for you: Darling, Sweet Thing, Dear, Handsome/Beautiful

Misc. Headcanons:

so uh...remember how she keeps metallic things in her bra as a means to attack...well she doesn't just keep weapons in there. Yep, sometimes she might just pull out money, credit card, and even a phone out of there 0_0

She has a specific routine she follows at night before bed. She also takes a long time to get ready in the morning...she has to look her best after all.

Steely Dan 😈

He can be very cruel to others, but he's sweet towards you.

He likes to take you on nice fancy dates...just don't ask how he gets the money to take you on all these nice dates

Related to the above point, he likes to give you nice jewelry he "finds".

Similarly to Hol Horse, he can get protective/jealous of any man who looks at you too long. He uses his stand to inflict severe pain on guys who get the wrong idea.

I think he might be interested in settling down. He likes to tell people he's just a poor guy struggling to make ends meet for his wife and kids...maybe the wife and kids part doesn't need to be a lie 😏

His petnames for you: Babe, Baby, Precious, Cutie

Misc Headcanons:

He does actually have a job as a kebab salesman, but that's just a distraction from his main source of income: stealing and extorting others.

I don't think he'd be bad towards his own kids if he were to have any, but he's not a good role model at all. He probably teaches them how to steal and intimidate the other kids.

Vanilla Ice 🧊

No matter what, he's still devoted to Dio. He'd probably only be with someone just as loyal as he is. Dio is his #1, but you can be his #2.

Dates with him are rare, as he's usually busy with whatever Dio commands him to do. It's more common to just spend short amounts of time together enjoying each others company while not doing anything in particular.

A good listener. Likes to listen to you talk. He's very quiet and rarely talks about himself.

Is willing to die for you and to kill for you

He thinks about settling down with you in the event that Dio wins and the Joestars are defeated. Until then, he's too busy for marriage.

In the event that Dio dies but Vanilla Ice somehow still lives...then he will marry you. You will become his new devotion.

His petnames for you: Dear, My love, My light, Loved one

Misc Headcanons:

He secretly loves sweets. And yes, he does love vanilla ice cream (may or may not be how he named Cream).

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Obey Me Demon brother's favorite human holidays

summary: headcanons on what i think the demon bros favorite holidays from the human world would be. Written by a white american atheist with christian/catholic family so sadly there will be no holidays from other regions/religions because i just dont know much about them.

Lucifer

honestly i don't know how much he'd like holidays, considering how serious he can be and how he'd have to watch over his brothers to make sure they dont cause chaos during it....I think any holiday where people typically get a day off work without it being a big celebration would be a good one...like labor day??? does that even count?

Mammon

hmmm...Saint Patrick's day? He hears about leprechauns and their pot of gold and he wants some. When he can't find it, he'll end up drinking a little bit...idk if human alcohol has any effect on demons

Other than that i think he likes christmas but only when he's getting presents lol

Leviathan

I think he's like Halloween so he can cosplay as his fav characters as his costume. I think he gets really into it as well. I think he'd also be the type to criticize other people's costumes if they don't hold up to his standards

Satan

Similarly to Lucifer, i don't know if he'd like any holidays in particular...Maybe Halloween? I think he might be interested in the history behind it.

Asmodeus

Valentines day, y'all know why ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Beelzebub

Thanksgiving, he likes any holiday that involves food but especially thanksgiving since it's the main focus. You have to be careful so that he doesn't eat the entire feast...at least you will have no problems with dealing with leftovers.

Belphegor

hmm...Halloween? I think he'd like the vibes. I think he'd also appreciate any holiday that gives the day off so he can have an excuse to sleep in lol (same)

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Genshin Guys as Yanderes

just a little ramble about a few genshin impact guys as what type of yandere they might be towards the reader.

tws: Typical Yandere stuff, Unhealthy relationships, angst, stalking, violence, etc.

Kaeya

Kaeya is a very Jealous yandere. Whenever he sees you talking to anyone, he gets jealous. It doesn’t matter who it is or it’s just friendly talk, he can’t help the jealousy and anxiety deep inside him. He tries his best to keep these feelings hidden deep inside and keep up his cool act. If the person tries to flirt with you or tries to get you to leave him, he might just have to step in. Often times he’ll sling his arm around you and butt into the conversation, looking them in the eyes. His words are friendly but there is darkness in his eyes. If he thinks the person is trouble, he may just have to…talk with the person alone. Kaeya deep down just fears you leaving him, especially for someone else. He wants all your love and attention to go to him. Of course, he would never actually admit this.

Diluc

Diluc is a Protective yandere. He is always worried about your safety. He doesn’t want to loose you, so he will go to great length to ensure your safety. He can be a bit overbearing, always wanting to go with you wherever you go, and trying to get you to stay with him when he has things to do and can’t go with you. The more far gone he is, the worse this gets. At some point he may demand you stay near the winery unless he accompanies you, and when he has to go out alone, he will have the maids watch you. He tries to justify this by saying it’s for your own safety, but deep down i think he knows it wrong, but just can’t bear to let you go.

Dainsleif

Dainsleif is a Conflicted yandere. He didn’t want to fall in love because he knew it would only lead to disaster. He didn’t want to fall in love with someone who he would outlive. Dainsleif had already been through so much grief and outlived many of the people he already knew. It must be some cruel joke to fall in love while suffering the curse of immortality. But still, he can’t help how he feels even if he tries so hard to deny it and suppress his feelings. He is protective, always watching you to make sure no harm comes your way. He always “conveniently” appears when you need him most. He won’t hesitate to “take care” of anything and anyone bothering you.

Childe

Childe is a Violent yandere. He is more violent than most yanderes on this list. The targets of his violence are those who hurt you, those who flirt with you, those who try to get you to leave him, those who insult you or him, etc. He won’t hesitate to “take care” of anyone who gets in the way. At first, he may try to hide this side of him. If you are nice and you actually like him, he will try to hide his violent side as to not scare you away. However...if you try to leave him, he will reveal his true colors to you. He really doesn’t want to hurt you, but he might if there is no other choice. As a punishment, he may force you to watch him “take care” of those that try to take you away from him. He didn’t want to do this, but you made him do it.

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How easy it would be to escape from Yandere Obey Me characters

a repost of a little ramble concept i posted on my ao3 a while ago before i made this blog

Simeon is at the top of this list because if he’s not too far gone in his obsession, you might just be able to guilt him into letting you go. Granted, under the condition that you have to let him watch you and be by your side so often. At least it’s a bit more freedom than being kidnapped.

Mammon isn’t exactly known for being the brightest at times, even the other characters comment on this. He might just be so excited that he managed to have you all to himself that he makes mistakes. Mistakes that would let you escape from him when he’s not around. Now, keeping him from finding you and catching you again, that would be harder.

Levi is smarter than Mammon, and guilting him into letting you go wouldn’t be so easy. However, he doesn’t really have any advantages against the others. Other than perhaps, he has a lot more time to spend with you since he naturally spends a lot of time in his room. It wouldn’t be out of character for him to spend hours locked away in his room.

Satan has an advantage of having lots of knowledge and books that may be able to him keep you with him. Escape could be possible if you’re witty enough or know enough magic. However, staying with him would be much more favorable than having to face his wrath if he caught you again.

Asmo has his hypnotic charms to keep you subdued and pliant. However, if you are resistant to his charming abilities, he knows how to tie you up very well (his interest in bondage isnt just for kinky stuff now). However, if you can resist his charm and escape the ropes, you could manage to escape.

Solomon is above Asmo because he has a lot more magic up his sleeves. Whether it’s magic that traps you in a room, magic that binds you still, or magic that puts you into a docile and submissive trance. You could really only escape if you could use magic to escape his magic, or if he gets careless and lets the magic wear off.

Beel and Belphie. Yes, I believe they would work together, even if only one of them was your yandere. If they both like you, than its even worse. Belphie would use his powers to make you sleep so much, you’d still be so sleepy even when awake that thinking of ways to escape would be hard when all you want to do is lay down and rest. When all else fails, Beel’s strength is their last resort. Beel would catch you before you manage to escape and carry you back. Naturally, having two yanderes would put them above the rest.

Lucifer managed to lock Belphie up in that attic for who knows how long without anybody suspecting a thing. His skill with magic and curses and his authority would result in no one bothering to look for you. He spins a believable lie about you going back to the human world. And even if someone suspected anything, they couldn’t do anything about it because of the magic that hides you and the room you’re in away from the others.

Barbatos is a scary yandere to have. His time related abilities make escape impossible. He would be one step ahead of you, being able to see the future that you escape. He would quickly put a stop to that. Even if you reached the point where you wanted to end your life as a last attempt to escape, he would stop you before you even attempted it. Even death couldn’t save you from him.

Diavolo is above Barbatos because he has Barbatos as his loyal butler to help him. Even on his own, he is scary. He is presumably the strongest demon in hell, not just in physical strength or magic abilities, but in his status as well. He could get anything he wanted, you included.

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Yoshikage Kira with a vampire reader

this scenario has been in my head ever since i watched part 4 and is partially why i wanted to create this blog tbh

warnings: kiras hand fetish, stalking, gore and violence

Yoshikage Kira was going about his “usual” business of stalking women for their beautiful hands, as one does. He went to go kill the woman he was after but something unusual happened

He looked into the apartment and saw you standing over the woman, when you turned around he saw you covered in blood, his eyes darted towards the woman’s lifeless and bloody body

You two stood there and stared at each other, frozen and not knowing how to react, until he broke the silence

“It seems you beat me to her.” He looked at the woman’s corpse, her hands still in tact. “I can keep a secret as long as you’re willing to keep a secret as well.”

And that is how you two formed an agreement of sorts. He would let you drain his victims dry, while he would take their hands and dispose of the evidence with Killer Queen. It was mutually beneficially for the both of you. Although, you were both weary of each other at the start. If either one of you wanted to betray the other, you both would be in danger since the both of you could easily take each other out, he could easily use Killer Queen’s abilities on you and you could easily kill him and drain him of his blood with your vampiric power.

Eventually, your agreement developed into a friendship of sorts. You eventually started spending time together outside of killing. It was rare for Yoshikage Kira to spend much time with others outside of being forced to at his job or spending time with his “girlfriends”. You learned to get used to Kira and his “girlfriends”, the sight of him with a severed hand no longer surprised you.

Eventually, his feelings of friendship evolved into feelings of love. It surprised him that he, Yoshikage Kira, could feel such feelings over another person. A living person at that!...if you can call a vampire a living person.

He would confess and you two would become a couple. A murderous power couple.

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yo I’m Kitty (They/She) im an adult (20+) and this is a sideblog for posting writing and stuff i dont think is good enough or complete enough to go on ao3.

I mainly write reader insert stuff, mainly for gender neutral and female reader. I may post smut so minors please do not interact with it.

Writing is not actually something i do very often nor is it something im good at but i just wanted a place to dump my writings and thoughts onto.

some of my fandoms im in that i may write for:

cookie run

jjba (just started and havent finished it,,im like mostly caught up with 1-4)

danganronpa

pokemon

obey me

ace attorney (ive seen through 1-4 and the investigations games so far, havent caught up with 5 and 6 or tgaa yet)

Genshin Impact

my ocs lmao

other stuff i havent mentioned

last edited 10/10/22