50 billion boyfriends

nova | 28 | she/they current fandoms: mostly memes at this point. im more active on twitter now

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[64mpg]

[charl0ttan]

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

[wuntrum]

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

[redstonedust]

im so hungry i could eat a normal size burger

[trepanties]

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

[trepanties]

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 24th of february, 2012.

[maidthings]

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

[demilypyro]

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

[maidthings]

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

[anteater-enthusiast]

[transmechanicus]

​lookin right down both barrels of that thang

[nat-20s]

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

[escuerzoresucitado]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nightcord-at-25]

(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

[cannibalings]

12 year old me discovering yaoi

[strelka]

can you guys stop making posts that i materially agree with but that are worded in ways i find too disagreeable to be reblogged. it rankles

[famprined]