JE NE SAIS QUOI

C'EST LA VIE, MON AMOUR!

[slavicafire]

why don't you present yourself more femininely?

fat medieval hedgehog

[piranes11]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[theoriginalmeep]

[segamascott]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[wewontbesleeping]

the olivia rodrigo subreddit is amazing today

[only-tiktoks]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

As a European, I knew Americans have been asking for walkable cities but i had no idea it was literally this hostile

WHERE DO YOU WALK YOUR DOGS!?!

[dkpsyhog]

[brehaaorgana]

lol yeah

[what-even-is-thiss]

Its to the point where most Americans can’t conceive of a walkable community because everywhere is like this and several generations have now grown up in a world like this. There’s hardly anyone that can conceive of a world that isn’t like this. Most people either cave in and get a car or end up isolated. I live in a city that’s mostly walkable by North American standards and I still end up walking in the dirt on the edge of a stroad a lot of the time.

[phipiohsum475]

And don't forget, we can't get decent public transportation either.

[gingerbug]

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

[the-quasar-hero]

Please apply to our job so we can not hire you and sell your information to a third party 🥺

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[hottestthingalive]

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

[noknowshame]

just saw a commercial for a brand of pads that boasted "up to zero leaks." up to zero? so zero and any other amount? that means nothing. that is an un-statement

[noknowshame]

just saw another commercial that wasn't even selling anything it was just explaining why you should use the dishwasher you already own and how. what is happening

[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”