Ich glaube an nichts außer an dich und mich

Famprined is one of the horniest and most insanely depressed guys you've ever met in your life post-civ nihilist

[famprined]

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[deirdreskye]

Easily my favorite tag/reply on this post so far

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[caterpie]

[segamascott]

[solarisii]

Life in Hell (1977-2012) Matt Groening

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[serinemolecule]

A lot of people don't realize just how much space car infrastructure takes up. So I've decided to provide everyone a visual aid!

I've presented two maps at the exact same zoom level, as indicated by the big red arrow. They also each have a red area circled, of approximately the same area.

In the first image, I've circled one of eightish parking lots at a US mall. A normal amount of distance for even Americans who drive everywhere to walk through.

In the second image, I've circled:

a subway station

a park

like twenty apartment buildings

like twenty restaurants

three convenience stores (which, being Japanese, can also handle banking, copying/printing, and a variety of governmental paperwork)

one grocery store (another two right outside the circle)

seven medical clinics, two pharmacies

a fire station

a post office

two preschools and three cram schools

a Shintō shrine

a Buddhist temple

multiple parking lots

This wasn't even a particularly cherry-picked part of Tokyo! I just picked the area around my house.

In case anyone thinks by "a park" I'm talking about the green area not circled, I'm not, I'm talking at this area at the southeast end of the circle:

Here's another angle on the area I circled, with a lot of the things I mentioned in view.

The shrine, just because I have a soft spot for Tokyo neighborhood shrines:

Anyway, I suppose I'll end on what the mall parking lot looks like.

Remember, this is one of eightish parking lots at this mall.

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[targetedknowledge]

[3000s]

why doesnt taylor swift make a song about metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty

[woman-respecter]

she did.

[ouroborosorder]

hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

[a-sinister-wizard]

Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s.

[ouroborosorder]

i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then

[thickness-protection-program]

What is cunt

Baby don't hurt me

[famprined]

monster hunter wilds expansion. might not live to play it. cool tho

[mothercain]

is it true that it's happening to everybody?

baby it really and truly is

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"