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i don't want to fuck you so bad

GET IN LINE!

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge

toskarin

Would you rather bathe in cow milk or in the blood of the innocent

stepping into my bath of the blood of the innocent and walking out with completely dry hair

psychuan

because of your blood-proof shower cap

toskarin

because of my blood-proof shower cap

toyota-supra

ourdarling

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

dorothylarouge

Whatever your political beliefs, I think we can all agree that that episode of Steven Universe where Pearl calls Charlie Kirk “a martyr on the level of the sacrificed Messiah whose memory shall stand in the annals of time as among those of the greatest of men” was NOT okay

innerchildabortionclinic

you dislike ice cream that tastes like fruit because you're a broken person

soup-mother

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

darknesspeach

deadgenerations

NT minister for trade and business Robyn Cahill makes scientifically inaccurate claims while pushing to make territory ‘datacentre capital o

glorious-spoon

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.