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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Cosimo Galluzzi
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KIROKAZE
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Jules of Nature
styofa doing anything
Sweet Seals For You, Always
we're not kids anymore.

JBB: An Artblog!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Misplaced Lens Cap
taylor price
almost home
Game of Thrones Daily

pixel skylines
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@famprined
Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth
Easily my favorite tag/reply on this post so far
Normal notification to get at 2am
why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath
mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything
Life in Hell (1977-2012) Matt Groening
Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
A lot of people don't realize just how much space car infrastructure takes up. So I've decided to provide everyone a visual aid!
I've presented two maps at the exact same zoom level, as indicated by the big red arrow. They also each have a red area circled, of approximately the same area.
In the first image, I've circled one of eightish parking lots at a US mall. A normal amount of distance for even Americans who drive everywhere to walk through.
In the second image, I've circled:
a subway station
a park
like twenty apartment buildings
like twenty restaurants
three convenience stores (which, being Japanese, can also handle banking, copying/printing, and a variety of governmental paperwork)
one grocery store (another two right outside the circle)
seven medical clinics, two pharmacies
a fire station
a post office
two preschools and three cram schools
a Shintō shrine
a Buddhist temple
multiple parking lots
This wasn't even a particularly cherry-picked part of Tokyo! I just picked the area around my house.
if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version
why doesnt taylor swift make a song about metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty
she did.
hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or
Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s.
i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then
What is cunt
Baby don't hurt me
monster hunter wilds expansion. might not live to play it. cool tho
is it true that it's happening to everybody?
baby it really and truly is
Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs
my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"
another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"