Wisteria

Head too full of thoughts

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Growing up with emotionally abusive Asuan parents means that when you're older you can pin 90% of both your trauma and kinks to something that they did that was normalised around you

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Was maximalism started as a movement because interior designers with undiagonsed ADHD was like I don't care how messy it feels I need to be able to see everything I own otherwise I can and will forget it and also I have the power to make it look pretty at the same time?

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I need trans ex-roadmen grandmas in my life

Just imagine

Jeff dear could you please-

Oh Glenn darling I have som-

*low voice setting activated* Sombody better help me with these cookies, yeah? Or I swear to god someone's gettin' spanked

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Got reminded of the story about the kid who led his class through Rome thanks to Assasin's Creed recently.

Do you think people like... use GTA V to simulate crime? Not like doing the cirme but like... using the road system and stuff to figure out the best getaway route?

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Okay so y'all know how fridges have like... a smell? I went outside in London and istg I smelled the same thing. Does coldness have a smell? Can humans tell how cold it is just by smell alone? Like how we can tell warer is hot or cold by sound?

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The weather: Cold as shit, would die of hypothermia if I went outside without a coat.

My brain: I WANT MILKSHAKE AND ICE CREAM

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Please tell me that there was an actual episode on tv years ago where this dude's entire goal for the episode was to make a Ruth Goldberg-esque breakfast train cart with the weirdest ways to present breakfast posdible. And he went to cereal factories to get a gigantic piece of cereal base to make a cereal inside a cereal and a giant fake egg to put scrambled eggs inside.

Please tell me that wasn't a fever dream.

[unclefather]

[keeperofseeds]

[allerod]

[recuperationdisliker]

what the fuck is going on with this post

[betadunsparce]

this post is blocking the next post from having access to the tumblr blue sea

[piteousgate]

hey everyone i’m swimming lol

[pancakeke]

for mobile users

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I want to read the history behind this as friends to enemies to ex-friends who do shit to fuck with each other for the bit story

[ur-fantasy]

this is what my phone recommended to me ....

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Okay but like hear me out-

[caats]

Cottagecore Cats ♡

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You know for the amount of cat blogs I follow it's amazing I haven't given in and rescued/adopted a cat yet

[caats]

Cottagecore Cats ♡

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You know for the amount of cat blogs I follow it's amazing I haven't given in and rescued/adopted a cat yet

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Ah yes back to the land of depression and rain and transphobic magic writers

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Ah to be a small black cat

Wandering the woods

Searching for herbs and and shinies ans magics to bring to my witch

Yowling whenever men come near me

And be grumpy to everyone and ESPECIALLY HER MANIPULATIVE AUNT until her soul mate shows up

I like her better than my witch

[fawfulydoo]

you learn something new every day i just learned about the limacodid slug caterpillar and i am obsessed

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Ooooooh gummy worm

[itsapmseymour]

>Has a surface level understanding of the subject

“I totally know everything about it”

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Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

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Still thiniking ahout 2016, when I had a semi-active blog posting Steven Universe fanart and an anon asked me if I had anything better to do than to bother lesbians on the internet

My art made it pretty clear that I was still in school and given Steven Universe being...... Steven Universe, the fuck were my chances of not being at least in the community?