And I still use your name as my password

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

[pedanticat]

I need for this to be Debbie when she sees Nolan in S3 😂

[elvenitalian]

inspired by me not being able to pass a very simple captcha and being bullied for it

[thememedaddy]

[nyaa]

via

[sleepyhollanovs]

brain: it seems like problems are happening. would you like to pretend they’re not & think about fictional characters instead

me: yes please

[dr-peeber-hater]

Seasonal depression is more like

🌨️❄️god has forsaken me and life is meaningless ❄️🌨️

And

🌞😎WOOOOOOO GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME AND LIFE IS MEANINGLESSSSS😎🌞

[geslotencirkel]

"kill them with kindness" noo omg kill them with like. boiling oil

[evermore-fashion]

Linda Friesen 'The Stardust 2.0 version' Haute Couture Gown

[jewish-space-laser]

what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

[austimpowerz]

uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[funnytwittertweets]

[midnightepiphany]

[becherdireinen]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

[shangheists]

well if you close your eyes

[ghost-cassette]

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all