I guess we're going somewheres if we must

Body:BNE Soul:LDN Future:MI My weakness lies with men who play an instrument and like to wear short sleeve shirts damn well. I'm looking at you Hugh Laurie, Neil Finn, James May, Jeremy Clarkson, Craig Ferguson, GD, Nikolaj, and Jeff Daniels. The League of Gentlemen; Reeson Shearsmith, Steve J Pemberton, Jeremy Dyson and Mark Gatiss currently own my life. RHLSTP! RHLSTP! Oh yes you did, William Duncan McAvoy. Jaime Lannister got done dirty, fight me. Nikolaj. you deserved better.

[thelannisteroftarth]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:

Nik looking at Gwen:

[im-the-lyrical-danceflap-deacti]

The original photo from “The League of Gentlemen Live Again” rehearsals by Matt Crockett 📸

[alexzpaintings]

Inside No. 9 illustration (: love that show a lot

[stars-bean]

Toy Story (1995) dir. John Lasseter

[sciencebelongstoallofus]

Maki Naro @ The Nib

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[coffeeandirony]

[the-girl-in-the-high-castle]

“How to get a wench? - An illustrated guide by Ser Jaime Lannister”

Step 1: Get acquainted

Step 2: Shower her with compliments, wenches love compliments

Step 3: Try to get to know her better by being interested in her life

Step 4: Lose a limb protecting her virtue

Step 5: Confess your deepest and darkest secret you’ve never ever told anyone to her in a hot bath. Fainting in her arms at the end of it is a plus.

Step 6: Jump into a bear pit unarmed and one handed and shield her from a raging bear

Step 7: Give her a priceless sword, a custom made armour that you ordered specifically after memorizing how her body looks like naked. Plus, give her a squire, wenches love squires. Also, stare at her longingly as you say goodbye

Step 8: Stare longingly at her home island

Step 9: Tell her your heart will always be hers with a sword metaphor because you’re bad at feelings and act cool, conceal don’t feel when she tells you you might fight eachother. Stop a siege for her without bloodshed and wave in relief when you see she’s safe.

Step 10: Fuck loyalty

Step 11: Go to a frozen wasteland to die by her side in a hopeless battle. Follow her around, stare at her with hearteyes and then make her greatest dream come true by making her a knight

Step 12: Get drunk, go to her room and seduce her by aggressively taking off you clothes with you teeth and complaining about the temperature. She will then feel sorry for you because you only have one hand, so she’ll strip you herself.

There you go. You have a wench. 

End.

[toastbutteregg]

[hollenengell]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[orymsblueflower]

Jack's response is so fucking heartful and hurt but hopeful and I just love this man. I want to follow his example. This has made it so much harder for us to trust one another. But, like Jack, I want to try. That's all we can do.

[iwasaimingforthefuckinglighttree]

I just... the loss I feel is ridiculous. I know he was just a guy on the internet but this still hurts. I can’t go through everything yet. It’s still raw and doesn’t feel real.

[love2bfit]

I love this.

[theydeservedasoftepilogue]

(Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10| Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18 | Part 19 | Part 20| Part 21 | Part 22 | Part 23 | Part 24)

[twitblr]

Guaranteed that the retail employee gives zero fucks (x)

[blame-my-muses]

the retail employee is legit relieved to see that kind of person go.

[jeanprouvaires]

in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history

[silksweets]

bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living

[ullrs-skis]

If I could impart one thing to a young adult - it would be this. This is literally the secret to being okay your entire life.