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went on a massive unfollowing spree and now i’m following only abt thirteen blogs, i ----

#[ ᴡʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏss? ɪᴛ’s ᴍᴇ. ⇢ ooc. ]#need some Friends To Follow

y’all this portal 2 christmas map i--- 🥺🥺🥺

#JDHASJDAS ME COMING BACK ONTO THIS BLOG LIKE IT HASN'T BEEN AGES: y'all check it--#like .... a few times every month i get the strongest urge to revive this blog so wht if--

uhhh this blog is officially one year + four days old today so really quickly i just wanted to say that i love you all so very much and am so very grateful for all of y’all’s existence

#[ ᴡʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏss? ɪᴛ’s ᴍᴇ. ⇢ ᴏᴏᴄ ]

psa that the geekenders are amazing both as people and as performers and i hope that they’re all having the wonderful days that they deserve ♡

#[ ᴡʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏss? ɪᴛ’s ᴍᴇ. ⇢ ᴏᴏᴄ ]#( i haven't been active in?? forever but this psa will still always be true )#( also?? i adore you all and hope you're all having the amazing days u deserve )

Ooh! As you guys go along, see if you notice or think of anything you particularly like about Chell-- her appearance, her habits, her qualities, stuff like that-- and then point them out to her once in a while. Girls like that, and heaven knows she could use the positivity around here.

﹝ ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ﹞↳ help the clueless moron

❝ 𝗂𝖿 𝗂 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 ?? ❞ [ …. ] ❝ 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗌𝗎𝗂𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍, 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗅𝗒. 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 … 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾. 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 - 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝖻𝖻𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗂’𝗆 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾 . 𝗂 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝗀𝗈 . ❞

#[ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. ⇢ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ]#me ( in genuine tears ): why is he such a moron I can't believe

✗ HI

﹝ ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ﹞↳ he’s done so much wrong rip

“Obviously it would only be right for me to start addressing the elephant in the room, as they say… Though I’m not too sure who ‘they’ is actually, but it’s apparently a thing that ‘they’ say. Also, I’m not exactly sure why ‘they’ use that phrasing. ‘Elephant in the room’. Has nothing to do with animals, so it doesn’t really make all too much sense, that expression… Right. Enough procrastinating, then. I should get on with it, starting with the, uh, ‘elephant’, I suppose…

The Netflix and Chell joke. Obviously one of my biggest mistakes, though I thought it was pretty humorous. Still do, actually, but I don’t think you appreciate it yet… Uhm, I got us lost quite a bit down in the facility. Swore I knew what I was doing, but ahh, didn’t. Lied a lot about the whole ‘knowing where we’re going’ bit. Lots of dead ends there, honestly… I flipped the wrong switch. You know, the one that ahh, woke Her up. Honest mistake there, but still a pretty nasty one, if I’m honest. Seriously could’ve avoided a lot if that one hadn’t happened. Shouldn’t have said you had brain damage, even if you do. Just not the most polite thing to point out, I’d imagine. Probably quite rude, really…

And for keeping you from the blue skies I promised. For making you test… For almost killing you…”

#vcryorange #[ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛɪʟʟ ғɪx ᴛʜɪs ⇢ ᴘᴏsᴛ-ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ ]#[ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. ⇢ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ]#( B O I )

ohsoleil-blog

promo for @iwheatley

‘ What are you doing, are you just having a little five minutes to yourself? Fair enough. You’ve had a rough time. You’ve been asleep for who knows how long. You’ve got the massive brain damage. And you’re having a little rest. But NOW. Get yourself up. And pick me up. ‘

#[ ʜᴜʀʀʏ! ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀʏ! ⇢ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏs ]#( B O I I I I I )#( I'M SCR E AMING )#( POPPY THIS IS SO PRETTY I'MKSALDJASD )#( ILY THANK U SO MUCH )

Suddenly Wheatley...

#geekenders #suddenly wheatley #portal 2: the unauthorized musical #[ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴏʀᴏɴ ⇢ ᴡʜᴇᴀᴛʟᴇʏ ]#[ sᴀʏ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ. ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ! ⇢ ᴄʜᴇʟʟ ]#rip @ my heart

❝... I get it, I’m short. ❞

﹝ ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ﹞↳ shit i say sentence starters !

“To be fair, most of you humans are pretty short, if I’m honest… Must be a fault in your codes or something.”

#( he's such a MORON i'M SORRY )#[ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. ⇢ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ]

poorunfortunatesubjects

#let rickline be okay 2k17

#[ ᴡʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏss? ɪᴛ’s ᴍᴇ. ⇢ ᴏᴏᴄ ]#( it's time to reblog this again )#( this is my fourth time reblogging this )#( and also certainly not my last time reblogging this tbh )

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﹝ ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ﹞↳ who wants cute science pick-up lines?!

“You must be the speed of light, becausetime stops whenever I look at you.”

#[ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. ⇢ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ]#SO PURE I'M

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﹝ ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ﹞↳ who wants cute science pick-up lines?!

“Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.”

#[ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. ⇢ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ]#i cri

{ waspwept } roast my muse - stupid google wanna be >:00

﹝ ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ﹞↳ roast my muse!

“I happen to prefer Bing, thank youvery much.”

#( someone stop him )#( he prefers bing: confirming wheat is the Ultimate Sinner™ )#[ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. ⇢ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ]

★ " Something I would like to do...? Perhaps figure out what in the world you are always going on about! "

﹝ ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ﹞↳ send “★” and anything you want to say / do to my muse and they can only respond with ONE icon.

#[ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. ⇢ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ]#( i feel like no one ever knows what he's going on about )#( not even himself )

ROAST MY MUSE: I would start at 400F, with a simple salt and pepper crust. Roast until corruption is achieved, serve with mashed potatoes and broccoli.

﹝ ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ﹞↳ roast my muse!

“That’s… Pretty sure that’s called cannibalism, actually.”

#[ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. ⇢ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ]#( OH MY GOD?? I'M LAUHGING SO HARD )

rpingmemes

Roast my Muse!

Let the roasting begin and don’t hold back!

#[ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ʙᴇɢɪɴ ⇢ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ]#( my aesthetic: people roasting wheat thins )

quotemybooks

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger (via quotemybooks)

#[ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ⇢ ᴍᴜsɪɴɢs ]#( W E L P )

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